Inside Bonny's room, one could see Bonny naked as she scratched her arms and legs like no tomorrow. 'Master is so cruel, this itch will stay for at least a few hours!' Bonny almost cried from the itch but decided to hold it in.
(AN: Have ya ever had a wound and it heals then it gets all itchy. Yes.)
In the sky Vox was flying towards Alabasta again when he caught sight of a news bird. It dropped 4 posters and went on it's way. Vox caught them and looked at it.
"Swift Sword Kahn, Dead or Alive, Bounty: 100.000.000 Beli"
"Wicked Blade Samantha, Dead or Alive, Bounty: 120.000.000 Beli"
"GunSTAR Chris, Dead or Alive, Bounty: 50.000.000 Beli"
"BrawlSTAR Annie, Dead or Alive, Bounty: 50.000.000 Beli."
"For real... I can understand Kahn's title, but how did Samantha, that loving girl get Wicked Blade?" Shaking his head, he felt a bit proud. It is like when you see your hard work bearing fruit. "And those 2 brats also got some bounties, Brawlstar and gunstar, though, their bounties should be higher, all of them."
Putting the wanted posters in his backpack, Vox decided to sing a song to lighten the journey. Luffy is gonna take some time to get to Alabasta, in that time he wanted to learn the language written on the Phonyglyph. And he has just the right card for it.
The Journey was fairly boring, Vox did not meet any of the supernova's, but then again. The only one that interested him was Bonny with her broken Devil Fruit. If he was honestly considering from a technical standpoint alone, her devil fruit is even stronger than the OP Op Fruit that is able to grant immortality at the cost of ones life.
When Vox finally reached Alabasta, he decided to enjoy life for a bit. Singing for Heli is fine, but he really wanted some beautiful ladies to appreciate his talents. So he decided to just that.
Vox had Heli move high in the sky while he jumped down on the port town of Nanohana. He walked around the town and saw an establishment that was meant for entertainment.
"Hahaha, let's let the world hear of the God Voice Vox!" He laughed as he walked inside.
"..."
"..."
"AHHH HELP!!!"
"MY EYES!! I WILL NEVER APPRICIATE DANCERS AGAIN!"
"I WILL CONFESS TO MY WIFE THAT I CHEATED! PLEASE JUST STOP!!"
*BANG*
"AHH HE WON'T DIE! RUN! HE WILL KILL US ALL!"
In just a few minutes the whole building was empty, even the owner left in an attempt to save himself. These victims will never be able to enjoy music or dancing again, for they will always remember this traumatic experience.
Vox came out all depressed. Looking back at the empty place, he could not help but shake his head.
"Why does everyone have such shit taste, why can't they be more like Heli." shaking his head in disappointment, Vox decided to eat something. He walked around until he found a small restaurant, walking inside, Vox looked around. 2 people caught his attention. 1 of them was shirtless, with a funny hat on his head. While the other was eating with 2 cigars in his mouth.
"Hahaha, Smoker and Ace. What are you 2 doing here?" Vox sat next to them and started to converse. The other 2 both looked at him with dull eyes.
"You are?" Ace asked, he felt him somewhat familiar but he could not remember where he saw him. And he was not to blame too, Vox right now had a short beard and he was a bit older. Smoker however did remember him.
"You seem to like to interfere in people's dinner, don't you."
"Hahaha, you could say so. Also, my name is Vox, you can't have forgotten me already Ace?"
"Ohh, you are grandpa's friend." Ace seemed to remember that day 4 years ago.
"Oh, it seems like your brother is here." Vox smiled as he moved out of the way.
"Huh?" Ace looked at Vox confusedly, as he was to ask for clarification.
*BOOM!*
"Hahaha, boss, give me all your meat!" A man with a straw hat came inside the shop, ignoring everyone and everything else.
"Straw Hat!" Smoker came out of the rubble and looked at Luffy speechless. Luffy, who was gobbling up meat, turned to look at him with his mouth still full. He then comically turned around, picked up the neat and ran out of the restaurant. Leaving everyone there speechless. Even Vox, who knew what to expect, could not help but laugh.
"Hahaha, go on Smoker, he is getting away, Hahahahaha" Holding his stomach, Vox cursed himself for his shitty taste in humor.
Smoker came out of his trance and ran after him while he gave orders to the marines. Ace also came out of the rubble and looked around, he then looked at Vox laughing and holding his stomach. Shrugging his soldiers, he too ran after Luffy.
Inside the restaurant, everyone looked at Vox with a questioning gaze. Sure it was funny, but was it that funny?
Vox finally calmed down after a few minutes, deciding he had embarrassed himself enough, he zapped out of the store and flew in the sky to observe the situation a bit, before going for Robin.
He saw that the strawhat's ship was already setting sail. Seeing Ace boarding the ship, he decided to finally greet those he has been stalk- watching over. Zapping on the ship, everyone got ready for a fight.
"Calm down Luffy, this is Grandpa's friend." Ace said as he looked at Vox. Luffy instantly let his guard down and grinned as he walked towards Vox.
"Hello, I am Monkey D. Luffy, and I will be the King of Pirates!"
"..."
"IDIOT!" Nami hit him in the head angrily, how can he let his guard down so fast around someone he doesn't know!?
Vox looked around until his eyes met with Vivi's "Oh, How is your father?" he looked her up and down, she was a very rare beauty.
Vivi increased her guard, if he knew her father then he knew who she was. Vox hearing no response, he ignored her. He just wanted to troll them a bit. Vox was very tempted to give them a Devil Fruit he had in his backpack. it was an unknown devil fruit, but he is not sure if he should give it to them. In theory, the war will still happen because Ace is already chasing after Blackbeard.
"Vox, how is grandpa?" Ace asked him seeing everyone still on guard, since Vox was a friend of his grandpa, he must be a marine right?
"I don't know, but knowing him, he is probably alive and kicking." Vox nonchalantly responded. How the hell is he supposed to know?
"Are you not a marine?" Ace looked at his surprised.
"Why would I be a marine? I am what you call a freelancer."
"So anyway, what are you straw hats doing here?" Although he knew, he wanted to get closer to them. That way Luffy will not see him as a stranger but more as a friend. He still needs him for Shanks after all.
"We are escorting Vivi." Luffy said, which earned him another fist by Nami.
"Idiot! Stop talking!"
"Sanji, don't resist this. I want to check something." Vox did not wait for any responses as he took out a card from his deck. "Activate Trap Card, DNA Checkup.
[Ding!
DNA Checkup Activated!
Target Information:
-....
-.....
-Target has a gene capable of generating heat in his cells.
-.....
.]
"What did you do!" Sanji went on guard and was ready to fight. The rest too prepared themselves for a fight, only Ace didn't look worried.
"Nothing, just checking something. Anyway, we have company." Vox said as he looked at the Boats from Baroque Works Billion.
"Let me handle them." Ace then jumped of on to his small boat and used his fire fire fruit to make it go forward. Vox saw how he used a single punch to destroy all the ships. 'Maybe he was the inspiration for OPM?' He thought before focusing back on the others. When Ace jumped back on the ship, Vox pointed his hand toward the wreckage.
"You let most of the survive, Ace. Always remember to finish of your enemies to not have future trouble. Bliksem-Net" Lightning went out of Vox's hand, covering everything in front of him. after it landed in the water, everything in the net was turned to ashes. Vox made sure to keep the damage inside the Net. Weak people and monsters don't even give him points anymore, Vox shook his head at how his system was so greedy.
The others looked at him shocked. Chopper was scared shitless, while the rest were even more wary. The only exception being Ace and Luffy.
"Woah! that's so cool!" Luffy's eyes turned into stars as he looked ahead, seemingly not realizing that Vox killed hundreds of people just then.
"I knew that grandpa's friends can't be normal." Ace shook his head.
Vox decided that he had had enough and slowly floated upwards. "I will then take my leave. Don't get yourselves killed." and with a zap he dissapeared making the already shocked straw hats even more shocked.
Vox decided it was time to visit Robin and learn to read the Ponyglyphs.