I clap my hands and give a bright smile to the assembled girls of 1-A (minus Shoko), even Izumi. Regardless of our relationship (or lack of) she has just as much of a right to see the grapist's punishment as any of the others. Speaking of said grape, he is currently struggling to get out of the ropes tying him to the chair bolted to the floor, preventing him from trying to flee.
I have to admit though, when I asked if anyone knew a place we could deal with the pervert without being disturbed, I wasn't expecting the suggestion to be the dorm's basement. Nor was I expecting said basement to look like the lair of a cultist, complete with a pentagram carved into the floor and filled with a red liquid. Yes, Tokoyami assured us that it's not real blood, but it did nothing to quell the questions about why he decided to cultify the basement in the first place. Or why no one else knew that the dorms had a basement.
He didn't answer any of those questions though, simply stating that the darkness must be appeased before going to his room. Dark Shadow wasn't any help either, just telling us that everyone has their own hobbies. Which, fair, but still. I personally think that having a hidden cult lair is a bit more than a hobby, especially considering that it's a hero student who set it up!
Anyways, "The time has come to punish Minoru Mineta for his crimes against the female gender! Is there any who would stand in defense of this grape?" To absolutely nobody's surprise, none of the girls are willing to stand by his side, which the grape is not happy about if his renewed struggling is anything to say. Thankfully he himself can't say anything thanks to the gag Yaoyorozu made after I knocked him out earlier.
I nod understandingly at the lack of response before turning to the tied up hero student. "Understandable. Minoru Mineta; you stand accused of failing to drink your Respect Women Juice for fifteen long years, and as such, have acted in such a way that can label you only as a depraved and deplorable pervert even the degenerates of the internet refuse to associate with! You are such an enemy to woman-kind that not even 2D waifus are willing to tolerate your company, always driving themselves to the route that would result in their own deaths in order to escape your clutches as soon as possible!"
My words hit the midget like physical blows, his body flinching with each accurate and perfectly reasonable claim, and that's not the end of it. In fact, it goes on long enough that Himi gets bored and latches herself onto my back like a koala, sinking her fangs into my collar and chewing on the bone while I talk. The other girls give her looks, but she ignores them with the same grace and dignity as I do.
By the time I finish going through the list of how Mineta gives men a bad name and all the reasons he'll never get a romantic partner of any gender, I finally remove his gag, eliciting boos from all the girls around us. But I ignore that for the moment, giving him one last chance to admit to his mistakes and grant him the opportunity to make amends before I move past the point of no return. "Have you anything to say in the face of these accusations?"
Even under the brutal devastation of the truth of his utterly abysmal treatment of the female gender, he still musters up the nerve to glare at me. "Screw you! You don't know what it's like to be so unpopular with girls! You literally have a hottie hanging off of you right-!"
I backhand the disrespectful little grape, shutting his mouth. There's a bit of shuffling from the girls, and Izumi opens her mouth as if to say something but closes it again without uttering a word. Which, I suppose they didn't expect me to get physical with him? Fair, because they're hero students, but also stupid, because I'm a villain. Only paying enough attention to make note of those reactions, I focus my glare down at the child with a sneer pulling my lips back from my teeth."Respect your elders, boy."
He raises his head and glares back at me, spitting a bit of blood from his split lip at my feet. Even with that defiance, though, I can see the lack of understanding in his eyes. "What the hell are you talking about? We're the same age!"
I raise an unimpressed eyebrow at him. "Then why does your mother call me Daddy?"
…
Pin drop silence throughout the room, the previous side conversations and shuffling abruptly falling still as everyone stares at me. Well, except for Himi, she's still happily gnawing on my collarbone and drinking the blood that spills from the wound.
It takes several minutes of Mineta soundlessly working his jaw up and down before he finally manages to voice anything, but even then, he only manages a single word. "…What?"
I sniff disdainfully. "I said that Jujun calls me Daddy, which makes me your grandpa, and therefore your elder! So show me some respect!"
He doesn't seem to hear my words past the first sentence, his eyes widening as he stares at me in shock. "How- how do you know my mom's name!?"
I roll my eyes and let out an annoyed sigh. Before I can explain it to him in small words so that he can understand, Himi lets my neck go with a loud slurp, making satisfied noises as a shiver runs through her body. "So good~. I've missed your flavor~." She turns her head to look at the grape, her entire body still wrapped around me. "We fucked your mom, deal with it."
He just blinks dumbly at her for a moment, still unable to comprehend the words being said to him. "...What?"
I look around at the girls while pointing at him. "Is it just him? Because I think we made this pretty clear." Evidently not since they're staring at me with wide eyes too. Well, except for Tsu. Her expression is still blank.
"I thought it was succinct and to the point," the frog girl says, causing me to nod.
"You're lying." I look back at the midget and see him glaring at me once more, his voice filled with certainty. "There's no way you actually slept with my mom! She's happily married to my dad!"
"Counterpoint," I say, raising a finger, "she's your mother, and you certainly didn't get your perverted nature from Daiso."
This time I can see fear flicker in his eyes at the name drop. "That's my father's name…"
I roll my eyes. "Yes, we've established that Himi and I double teamed your mom in your parents bed."
"She's very flexible," Himi announces, and I nod in agreement.
"She really is. I still think that she could only do that one trick because she has some internal quirk mutations."
Himi opens her mouth to respond but is interrupted by Mineta shouting at us with a desperate look on his face. "YOU'RE LYING!"
I let a smirk grow on my lips as I hold my hand over my shoulder, letting Himi put Mineta's phone in my palm. I go through his contact list quickly and tap on his mother's name before putting it on speaker so the whole room can hear. It doesn't take long before an answering click echoes through the room, immediately followed by a woman's voice. "Minoru? Is everything ok? You don't usually call until the weekend. Did you forget something at home?"
"Hello, my little Jun'pu~."
There's a scream of surprise and the sound of something hitting the ground on the other end of the phone before she starts speaking again, her voice noticeably higher and more flustered. "U-u-usagi!? Is that you!?"
I click my tongue and slowly shake my head even though she can't see me. "Tsk tsk, Jun'pu. Is that any way to talk to me? Does someone need a… spanking~?"
"Eep! S-sorry Daddy! …But I have been a bad girl lately~." I meet the eyes of the grape, who looks like his world is collapsing around him, and smirk.
"Oh, I have no doubt about that. Though I have to wonder how bad you've been. Maybe I should ask for some help in disciplining you?"
"Oh, I'd love to put our toy back in her place~," Himi purrs, leaning her head over my shoulder to make sure Mineta's mother can hear her and earning another 'eep' from the woman.
"Mi-mi-mistress! You're there too!" The fact that she's excited can clearly be understood through her voice alone, coming out breathy and eager. "I-I-I," the line goes silent, briefly, presumably so she can swallow and get her stuttering under control. "I think that… that I do need to be… learn my lesson~."
The two of us chuckle, and I at least have to hold it back from turning into a full cackle at how pale and horrified Mineta looks at hearing Himi and I casually flirt with his mom, as well as proving that our earlier words to be true. "Oh, I have no doubt that you are an eager student, Jun'pu. But not a very good one, considering that I have no doubt that we'll need several vigorous sessions for you to get the lesson deep inside you~."
There's silence for several moments, and when she finally speaks again she sounds a bit breathless. "When can I expect you to come over?"
"Oh, Jun'pu, you really do need some discipline," I say with mock sadness in my voice. "You know better than to ask us to visit you. But how about this: if you go without underwear for a month while only wearing short skirts, as well as take naked photos at five national monuments, then we'll think about giving you a visit. Understood?"
"Oh, yes! Yes!" I chuckle again at the enthusiastic reply, mercifully ending the call so she can continue her fun without subjecting her son to hearing it. For now. If this lesson doesn't take for him, then I might have to take it further. Speaking of…
I crouch down to meet his eyes, the humiliation of having his mother outed as the cheating sex friend (at best) of two villains his own age having done quite a bit of damage to his mental state. Which isn't helped by the fact that it was also revealed in front of all his female classmates, who he's perved out on himself. To know that his mother did the same to the two of us…
Well, family is supposed to be important to Japanese culture. "So, grape, how does it feel knowing that, while you thought of every woman you've interacted with as an object meant for your own sexual gratification, your mother actually is in fact my object of sexual gratification?"
"Mine too~!" Himi adds with a face splitting grin.
I gently slap the boy's cheek a few times before standing and turning around. "Well then. Think about how this makes you feel, and whether or not you want it to go public. Because something tells me that Jun'pu wouldn't complain if the home videos we made with her were to end up online. Which they will, if you don't clean up your attitude towards women."