*Opens door*
*Peeks out at the sparse audience*
*Clears throat* Ehem...
Hey guys...
Long time no see, huh?
*Steps through the door to stand on stage to face the glares of the audience...*
Ha-ha... How long has it been, twelve months?
*Check watch*
Yeah, checking it right now, it's been twelve months.
So... *Audience member interrupts*
Hm? You asked what I've been up to for the past year?
Ah, well, I've written this awesome zombie novel I'm really proud of. It's so good that I plan on finding a comic artist to adapt it into a manhwa in the future, maybe it'll blow up and Netflix will adapt it into a Korean Zombie thriller series! I think it's good enough to reach mass appeal, though that's just my biased opinion.
Also... *Audience member interrupts again*
Huh? You don't want to hear more about my awesome zombie novel? You want to know about TGT instead?
Ah, well, you see... um... about that... ha-ha...*nervously scratch's neck*.