Welcome, dear reader, to your much needed breakdown of the emotional bombs, sorry, "companions"in Theodore's completely cursed journey. Below is a classified report from the system's inner logs.
Theodore
Status: Emotionally bankrupt
Previous Occupation: Construction worker with a side job in existential dread.
Likes: Silence, dry bread, being alone.
Dislikes: Emotions, drama, excessive glitter
Current Role: Wandering merchant… against his will
System Note: Complains constantly. High potential for emotional collapse. 10/10 entertainment value.
💎 THE SIX JEWELS – SYSTEM FILES
🔥 Raiya – Jewel of Rage
Emotion Core: Wrath
Color: Crimson
Weapon: Anything she can throw, swing, or punch
Quote: "I love you so much I'll kill everyone who looks at you."
Background: A warborn spirit of vengeance locked in an eternal battlefield. Once a goddess of war, and now views Theo as her only peace. Unfortunately, peace means incinerating everyone else.
System Warning: Keep sharp objects away. Actually, everything is a sharp object if you try hard enough.
💧 Seris – Jewel of Sorrow
Emotion Core: Grief
Color: Ocean blue
Weapon: Necromancy
Quote: "If I vanish, will you finally cry for me?"
Background: A ghostlike entity born from a forgotten funeral. Once tried to cry the world into the sea. Now channels that energy into being the most guilt-tripping girlfriend imaginable.
System Warning : Dont let her manipulate you with her tears.
💗 Rosalind Morvain – Jewel of Love
Emotion Core: Passion
Color: Rose pink
Weapon: Poison
Quote: "I've already named our future children!"
Background: Born from a kingdom where love was currency — and she was the richest. Died from a broken heart, came back with vengeance and cake. She wants marriage. She wants it now. She brought a guest list and buried it in the backyard.
System Warning: Do not accept anything she bakes. Don't ask what happened to her last fiancé.
🕷️ Indigo – Jewel of Fear
Emotion Core: Terror
Color: Dark gray
Weapons: Throwing needles, traps.
Quote: "Don't worry, I poisoned your food so no one else would."
Background: A shadow that once haunted rulers and tyrants, an expert assassin disguised as a medical maid. Indigo was born from pure survival instinct. She sees danger in everything, and that includes the other girls. Theodore is her "safe place," and she'll slit throats to preserve it.
System Warning: Is somehow more dangerous when calm.
☀️ Aveline – Jewel of Joy
Emotion Core: Joy
Color: Gold
Weapons: Lyre, hipnosis.
Quote: "Let's laugh forever! Even when it hurts!"
Background: A cursed child born in a carnival, she learned to laugh through pain until laughter was all she had. She resembles Theodore's sister, uncannily so. Aveline wants everyone to smile… by force, if needed.
System Warning: Do not cry around her. She will fix it. Whether you want her to or not.
🥀 Hayle Valemont – Jewel of Envy
Emotion Core: Jealousy
Color: Emerald green
Weapon: Plant control magic
Quote: "I'm not jealous. I just think no one else deserves to breathe near you."
Background: The unseen sister, the forgotten lover, the woman always second. Hayle was born from a palace where attention meant survival. Now, she watches. Everything. And she will remove anyone who comes between her and Theo.
System Warning:Treat with caution.