Chapter 4
"So this piece moves in an 'L' line? How does that work?" Josuke asked. Currently he was being taught how to play chess by Kiba and Rias, who were sitting on the couch opposite to him. He was learning the fundamentals rather quick, but he seemed to be struggling with the concept of the game itself.
"It's just the way the piece operates. Also, remember that it is the only piece on the board that can jump over other pieces. Even if a piece is in its line of movement, it can move past it without disturbing the other." Kiba explained with a kind smile.
"That's pretty cool…" Josuke muttered as he examined the piece. "The queen is the most powerful piece on the board though, right? Can it jump over pieces as well?"
"It cannot. But it still has the most maneuverability on the board." Akeno explained from the side with a giggle.
"This game is pretty complicated…" Josuke mused as he sat back in the couch and crossed his arms in thought.
"I'm sure you'll be good at it once you've gotten the hang of it." Rias reasoned with a chuckle, but Josuke shook his head.
"I doubt it. I'm only halfway decent at board games…" Josuke mumbled sourly to himself before the door to the room suddenly opened. The group turned to see Issei, panting tiredly from running, leaning on the door frame. "Yo, Issei. How'd the contract go?"
"Are you alright, Issei?" Rias asked in concern, seeing that he was a bit exasperated.
"I-I need to tell you guys something…" Issei gasped, standing up straight and taking a deep breath. Finally, after calming his breathing, he smiled and held up his left arm. "Feast your eyes on my Sacred Gear! I finally unlocked it!"
Josuke stood up and walked over to inspect it. He had to admit, it looked rather cool. It was a crimson red bracer with a large green orb at the wrist. "That's awesome, dude! How'd you unlock it?!"
"Well, that's the other thing. I was just attacked by a Fallen Angel." Issei declared, causing the others to tense.
"Were you hurt or injured in any way?" Rias asked in concern, looking him over closely as she approached him. Issei blushed at the closeness, slightly stepping back and waving his arms around in reassurance.
"I-I'm fine, don't worry." He told her. Rias inspected him closely still, before finally nodding and giving him space again.
"Was it Yuuma?" Josuke asked seriously, his eyes narrowed.
"No, it wasn't her. This one was different." Issei said, raising his arm again. "She attacked me, and I wasn't sure what to do. Thankfully I was able to bring out my Sacred Gear by following the president's advice and thought of the strongest person that came to mind."
"Son Goku?" Josuke asked knowingly.
"You know it!" Issei laughed as they high-fived at the mention of their favorite shounen hero.
"I thought his name was Gon So-"
"No!" both Josuke and Issei growled, quickly cutting off Kiba, who sweatdropped.*
"So you were able to chase her off?" Rias asked, quickly getting back to the main subject.
"Did you use the Kamehameha?" Josuke asked hopefully, stars of amazement in his eyes. Issei rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
"Well, not really… I mean I did sorta unleash some energy that… blew all of her clothes off…" Issei explained, trailing off slightly because he knew what his best friend was likely going to say next. The amazement was all but gone from the pompadour teen's expression, now replaced with one of sheer disappointment.
"Wow. Even your super power is lame and perverted. You suck." Josuke bluntly stated, giving a thumbs-down as his words stabbed through Issei like a knife.
"Sh-shut up! I think it's awesome!" Issei argued, sticking his tongue out. He then turned to Rias in question. "B-but I don't exactly know how to make it go away…"
"Now that you've summoned it, dismissing it should not be a problem. You can now activate or deactivate it at will, just give it a thought." Rias explained. Issei blinked until only a moment later his armored bracer disappeared.
"Oh, good. I was afraid I would have to wear that thing all the time." Issei sighed in relief.
"Amazing, Issei-kun!" Akeno praised, causing the brunette to blush in embarrassment.
"Y-you think so?"
"This has become quite a headache." Rias declared, pulling their attention to her. "The fallen angels have now confirmed that you're alive, and have become a devil. They will come after you again."
"I'm sorry…" Issei muttered regretfully, lowering his head. Josuke listened quietly, his eyes shaded by his hair. He felt his anger boil again, and gripped his arm anxiously.
"Your successful encounter with the fallen angel was a fluke. Do not become overconfident and try to challenge them on your own." Rias ordered him, causing Issei to nod weakly.
"I understand…" Issei muttered. Before he could say another word, Josuke stood up and stretched out.
"Man~, what a pain. I guess I should have been searching them out myself instead of messing around." Josuke stated, rubbing the back of his neck. "Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna start looking for them."
"Josuke-kun, I must say the same to you. Do not get cocky and try challenging them on your own. You're strong, but you cannot do this alone." Rias warned, crossing her arms over her ample breasts.
"I already told you, Rias-sempai. This is between me and the fallen angels." Josuke retorted sternly, crossing his arms. "This is the third time he's been attacked by a fallen angel. I'm starting to get really pissed off. I'll protect Issei and all of you, no matter what." Almost right before their eyes, Josuke's demeanor seemed to change. He was quite a calm and friendly person, but like the day before against Dohnaseek, Josuke could flip a switch and immediately become a man with the bearing of a protector.
Rias rarely saw someone like this, even in the world of devils. It both impressed and worried her, for she knew that Josuke's resolve might lead him to do something rather reckless. He's strong, but anything could happen. He is my friend, and I do not wish to see him harmed.
"C-come on, Josuke. Let's head out." Issei offered, turning the taller teen's attention to him. As fast as the switch was flipped on, it was flipped back off.
"Sure, I'm ready." Josuke nodded with a smile. "I guess we'll see you all tomorrow, then."
"Please be safe on your trip home." Rias nodded back. "But Issei, I would like a word with you before you go. Josuke, can you give us a moment?"
Josuke and Issei glanced at each other in question, unsure what else she might want to say. "I'll wait for you." Josuke said before heading outside. Rias waited for the door to close before addressing the brunette.
"What is it, president?" Issei asked nervously, thinking he might be scolded further.
"It's about Josuke. I think you should watch him closely and make sure he doesn't do something reckless on his own." Rias declared, causing Issei to widen his eyes.
"Wh-what do you mean?"
"This whole time, Josuke has been worried about you changing who you are because of being reborn as a devil. Do you think it's possible that he may have changed a bit?" Rias asked thoughtfully, crossing her legs in front of her.
"Who, Josuke? No, not really. He's always been protective like that. This has just been a little more than anything either of us has dealt with, is all." Issei explained, causing Rias to hum in thought.
"I see. But do you really think he'll stay that way after killing Raynare?" Rias pointed out, causing Issei to hitch his breath slightly. "He is still a human, and taking a life is not an easy thing. Even for a man like him. Do you really think that Josuke can walk away from something like that as the same man?" She asked curiously, causing the brunette to remain silent. For a long moment, he didn't answer, his eyes shaded by his hair. When Rias thought he might not have an answer, she was ready to let him leave. Until finally, he laughed.
"I really wonder about that…" Issei mused aloud, a small smile etching at the corner of his mouth.
"What do you mean?" Rias asked curiously, surprised by his reaction.
"Well… for as long as I've known Josuke, he's always been the toughest guy I know. But you know what? He's also the nicest guy I know." Issei declared, causing Rias to raise a brow. "Josuke is a huge softie at heart. He acts really tough, but… in the end, I don't think he'll do it."
"Is that so? He seems quite set on doing it." Rias pointed out, to which Issei nodded.
"He's definitely going to kick her ass when he finds her." Issei agreed, but he smiled thoughtfully. "But I know Josuke. It's part of why he's the coolest guy ever." The brunette chuckled. Rias could only stare at Issei in mute wonder. She knew that they were close, but such trust and understanding between two men that seemed very different still mystified her. Not to mention the rest of her peerage. Finally Rias let out a sigh and smiled.
"Well, if you believe so, then who am I to argue? You may go. I will see you tomorrow, Issei." Rias said, the brunette nodding before taking his leave. Outside the door Josuke was leaning against the wall in boredom, raising a brow as Issei came into sight.
"What else did she want?" He asked, but the brunette only waved his hand in front of him dismissively.
"Nothing big, don't worry. Let's go." Issei answered as the two started to head out.
"If you say so." Josuke shrugged. Issei glanced at the taller teen from the side, Rias' warning bothering him a bit. He believed Josuke was the same as he had always been. But what if the crimson haired girl was right? What if Josuke did kill Raynare? Would he become a different man?
"Is something wrong?" Josuke suddenly asked, pulling Issei from his thoughts. The brunette quickly shook his head.
"N-no, nothing at all! You just seemed kinda tense in there." Issei half lied, rubbing the back of his head. Josuke glanced away in thought for a moment before nodding.
"I guess I'm just stressing over the fallen angel thing. I didn't think you'd run into another one so quickly." Josuke admitted, his gaze returning to Issei. "Maybe you shouldn't go out on these contracts alone next time. I may not be a devil, but I can at least go around with you."
"Geez, what are you? My mother?" Issei joked, nudging him with his elbow. "Come on, man. I'll be fine. Remember that I've got a cool power now, right?" He reminded him, summoning his Sacred Gear to his arm.
"A weapon that blows people's clothes off. I'm sure you'll be just fine." Josuke retorted with a snicker.
"It's the perfect weapon, isn't it?" Issei sighed contently, hugging his arm caringly. Josuke could only laugh at his answer, offering a goofy grin. Issei smiled at this, happy to see Josuke in a better mood now.
"By the way," Josuke started as he ceased his laughter. "How'd the contract go? You didn't really talk about it when you got back."
At the mention of the contract, Issei tensed up in embarrassment. "Uh, well… I wasn't exactly able to make one with the guy…"
"What happened?" Josuke questioned curiously.
"Well, the guy was a major otaku. Apparently he summons Koneko usually to cosplay in outfits for him. So obviously I couldn't do that." Issei explained, causing Josuke to grimace.
"That's… pretty weird." He muttered in slight disgust.
"Yeah. In the end, we just talked about Dragon Ball all night." Issei sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "I think that the president knew. She seemed pretty disappointed with me tonight."
"Oh man, that really sucks. What a bummer… So, you gonna buy me snacks now?" Josuke asked hopefully, causing Issei to stumble.
"Wh-what?! Why would I do that?" Issei asked, dumbfounded.
"Well, before you left you said that if you got a contract I'd have to buy you snacks. So by that logic, that means you have to buy me snacks because you didn't, right?" Josuke reasoned with a wry smile.
"N-no! I wasn't-I mean-but you…" Issei trailed off, trying to find a way out of spending money.
"I would very much like some pocky sticks. Thanks Issei, you're the best." Josuke snickered as he patted Issei on the shoulder before walking toward a nearby convenience store.
"Jo-Josuke! Wait! I don't have that much money on me though…" Issei whined, tears streaming down his cheeks as he slowly started to walk after his best friend. Finally he sighed and accepted his fate, smiling as he watched Josuke enter the store. Don't ever change, bro. I need you more than you need me.
The next day came rather quickly. Josuke and Issei were back to their normal routine of heading to school together. This time it seemed that Rias would not be joining them, something that caused Issei to sigh. He felt that he had disappointed the crimson haired devil by not only fighting with the fallen angel, but also by failing to make a contract. It had weighed more on his mind than he expected, for he felt ashamed about disappointing Rias.
"What is it this time?" Josuke asked with a raised brow.
"I feel like I let Rias-sempai down." Issei explained, glancing at the tall teen. "I really wish I had gotten that contract yesterday so that I didn't just bring her bad news…"
"Hey, man. It's not a big deal. It was your first try after all. I'm sure she's more concerned about your fight with the fallen angel than with the contract." Josuke speculated, attempting to comfort the brunette. "And even if she is, oh well. Just make it up to her tonight and get a contract."
"Yeah, maybe you're right…" Issei murmured in thought.
"Ow!" The two heard behind them, causing them to turn. What they saw put a large smile on Issei's face and a blush on Josuke's. In front of them a girl seemed to have tripped and fallen down face first, her long black dress covering her back and exposing her white panties to those around. "How did I fall over…?" She mumbled painfully to herself. She turned over to sit up, revealing herself to be a nun.
"Oh man, those white panties are amazing…" Issei mumbled as he gawked at the young blond.
"Oi, she's a nun! Have some respect!" Josuke whisper-shouted, nudging him with his elbow. He started to head over to help her up, but Issei rushed over before he could reach her, far more interested in speaking with the girl.
"Are you okay?" Issei asked, offering a hand to help her up. Josuke raised a brow before sighing, deciding to just let his friend do as he wished. At least he's trying to be courteous now.
"Why thank you…" The girl said, taking his hand and helping herself up. As she did though, the veil on top of her head was blown away by the wind, giving Issei and Josuke a better look at her. She had back length straight blond hair and green eyes, and was very attractive.
So cute… Issei mused in thought, almost entranced by her.
"U-um…" The girl muttered, bringing him out of his thoughts. He looked down to see that he was still holding her hand, making him quickly release her.
"S-sorry about that!" He apologized awkwardly, rubbing the back of his head.
"Smooth." Josuke deadpanned, causing the brunette to tense up. The blond cast her gaze down, an awkward silence accompanying them now. Thankfully, the wind picked up yet again, carrying the veil further away.
"O-one sec!" Issei said, running after it. Josuke sighed, summoning one of Crazy Diamond's arms and using it to reach out and catch the veil for Issei. It handed it to the brunette, who smiled in appreciation. He quickly ran back over to the girl, holding out the veil to her.
"Here you go!" He offered, smiling as kindly as possible. He blinked as he noticed that she was staring at Josuke now, who raised a brow.
"Is something wrong?" The tall teen asked, noticing her gaze.
"Just now… I thought I saw an arm…" She mumbled, causing Josuke and Issei to widen their eyes. She stared for a few seconds longer until she noticed Issei holding her hat out, quickly taking it and smiling at the brunette.
"Thank you very much!" She said in appreciation, putting it on top of her head. She seemed to forget what she had seen, thinking that she most likely imagined it.
Is it me or did that girl see Crazy Diamond? Josuke asked himself, a bead of sweat rolling down his cheek.
"No problem at all…" Issei assured, rubbing his head sheepishly. I've got to keep this conversation going. She's definitely my type! Something to say… "I-isn't the weather nice today…?" He asked suddenly, finding little coming to mind. Damn it, I sound like an old woman!He mentally groaned, casting his glance back at Josuke. Help me out man! The brunette mentally shouted, trying to gain the taller teens attention. He and Josuke were good at reading each other's facial expressions and could usually pick up what the other was trying to say.
Josuke blinked for a moment as he noticed Issei's pleading look. Instead of offering his help though, he merely smiled cheekily and waved, his own message clearly being relayed: You're on your own.
Issei started to cry crocodile tears, knowing that his friend was now leaving him out to dry. "U-um…" The blond suddenly spoke up, causing both boys to turn to her in question. "I-I seem to have gotten lost, and I need help getting around…" She explained softly, looking at the two with a sheepish smile. Issei was taken by surprise from her plea, but this time Josuke spoke up, wrapping an arm around Issei's shoulders.
"My friend here would love to show you around, missy!" Josuke exclaimed, causing the brunette to widen his eyes in shock. "I would love to join you two, but I've gotta get to school early," he lied, looking at his non-existent watch. "You've got this, right?"
"O-oh! Um-yes! I know this town very well. Please allow me to lead you to where you want." Issei offered, making the blond smile in appreciation.
"Thank you very much! I hope I'm not a bother." She said bowing in appreciation.
"I'll see you at school Issei. Try not to be late." Josuke reminded him as he started to wave goodbye and take his leave of the two.
"Sorry for the trouble!" The nun called out with a kind smile.
"See you at school!" Issei said as he gave a thumbs-up, flashing a sparkling grin. Thanks for the help, Josuke! You're the best! was what his expression said. Josuke gave his own thumbs-up and a goofy grin, his reading as you know it!
As the two left his view, the pompadour spotting teen let out a chuckle. "He probably needs a good girl like that in his life," he mused, that is until a thought suddenly popped in his head. "I wonder if it's okay for a devil to hang around a nun though…" He pondered, holding his chin. "... Ah, I'm sure it's fine. I doubt it would start a war or anything…"
"It is most definitely not fine."
"... Shit." Josuke cursed as he rubbed the back of his head.
After school, Issei and Josuke had met back up again. He had explained to him and the others about the odd feeling he got when the Church came into view, and the strange powers that the girl, now identified as Asia Argento, possessed. Of course, the most disturbing news apparently was the fact that Issei was so close to a nun to begin with. Going near the church was supposedly even worse. "Sorry, man. I had no idea…"
"It's not your fault. You were just trying to help out." Issei sighed, casting his gaze down. Asia was very nice, and he had quite enjoyed the short time he had spent with her.
"Come with me, Issei. I will explain why you need to be more wary of the church." Rias said, standing up from her desk and leading the brunette out. Josuke was tempted to follow, but the redhead only glanced back at him. "Josuke, stay here. This is a conversation between master and servant."
"Uh… okay, got it, president." Josuke agreed, sparing a glance at Issei before heading back to the couch and taking a seat. After the two left and closed the door, the tall teen released a tired breath.
"Were you scolded?" Akeno said from behind him, causing Josuke to jump in surprise.
"Geez, where did you come from?!" Josuke asked in exasperation. Akeno only giggled, offering a kind smile.
"Did something happen that made the president upset?" Akeno pushed again, causing Josuke to calm down. He bit his bottom lip and grunted, relaxing in the couch.
"You could say that. I guess Issei was talking to the wrong person." Josuke explained, making Akeno tilt her head in question.
"I see. But why do you seem upset?" Akeno wondered aloud.
"Well, I sort of encouraged him to talk with the girl. It didn't seem like a bad thing at the time." Josuke grumbled, rubbing his neck. "I like to laugh at Issei when he gets himself into trouble, but I feel bad if it's my fault he's in trouble."
"She's just worried, Josuke-kun. She's not upset with Issei or anything." Akeno assured him, causing the tall teen to glance back at her in question. "She's just trying to look out for him and you. Of course, since Issei is her servant, she holds him to a higher standard because he represents her out there. But know that she does it because she cares."
Josuke was silent for a moment, turning his gaze away from Akeno and leaning on his right hand. "Yeah, I guess you're right…" he mumbled. The two were interrupted as Issei and Rias returned to the room.
"Akeno? I thought you already returned home?" Rias asked, raising a brow in question.
"We received a message from the Archduke." Akeno explained, her expression becoming serious as she narrowed her eyes. "It seems there is a stray devil on the loose they would like us to take care of."
Rias released a small grunt, scrunching her brow before nodding. "I understand. Akeno, call Yuuto and Koneko here so that we may depart soon. Issei, get ready. We have a mission to do tonight."
"Mind if I come?" Josuke asked, glancing up at the crimson haired girl. Akeno and Rias shared a look before the raven haired girl took her leave. Rias let out a sigh and shook her head.
"Josuke-kun, this is a mission for us devils to do. I don't want to risk the chance of you getting hurt." Rias answered, crossing her arms.
"I know I'm not part of your peerage, but I'd like to help you guys out if I can." Josuke retorted, rising from the couch and shoving his hands in his pockets. "You know I won't get in your way. I'll beat the shit outta whatever comes at me."
"But it doesn't have anything to do with the fallen angels. Are you sure you're interested in going?" Rias asked, to which Josuke only shrugged.
"Well, this isn't about me. It's about helping my friends out when they need me." The pompadour spotting teen countered. Rias was silent for a moment, assessing the idea in thought.
"Come on, president! You saw how Josuke manhandled that fallen angel. He just wants to help." Issei also added. Finally, Rias hummed in agreement.
"I suppose it's alright. This would give you the chance to understand devils and the rest a bit more." She sighed before smiling. "But if you're going to come along, understand that this is my mission and that you must follow my instructions in the field. Understood?"
"Great! No problem!" Josuke agreed, giving a thumbs-up. Issei grinned as well, feeling comfort in the fact that Josuke would be accompanying them.
"Good. Now please hold out your hand. There is something I must do if you're to join us." Rias instructed, to which Josuke nodded and did as he was told. Rias pulled out a small black marker and started to draw a magic circle on his hand.
"What's this for?" Josuke asked curiously.
"We're going to be teleporting to the location of the stray Devil. To do that you need the mark of the Gremory house on you as well." Rias explained as she meticulously continued to draw. "Since you're not a devil or my servant, I must draw it by hand. This will allow you to travel with us."
"But I thought Issei couldn't jump. Are you sure I'll be able to?" Josuke pointed out, causing the brunette to slump over in shame. "Don't remind me…"
"That was because he went alone and is inexperienced with his powers." Rias declared as she started to finish the magic circle. "You'll be traveling with our entire group, so it shouldn't be a problem for either of you. There, done."
"Thanks, prez." Josuke said in appreciation, looking at his hand. "So what's this about a stray devil?"
Deep in the outskirts of town was a small forest. In its outer rim, there were several abandoned buildings left behind to rot after the town had started to develop further inland. Now it was just a place surrounded by urban legends, ones that spoke of monsters that ate humans. While many dusted this off as a made up story, every now and then someone would disappear after entering the abandoned buildings inexplicably. Nearby one of these buildings a large red magic circle appeared, and from it the Occult Research Club appeared.
"Stray devils are those who were once servants to other devils." Kiba explained, a beautiful sword now at his hip.
"Like us?" Issei figured out, to which the blond nodded in confirmation.
"Sometimes, servant devils will betray or kill their master, so that they can live and do whatever they please. That's what we call a 'Stray Devil'." Kiba finished, making both Issei and Josuke nod in understanding.
"This is the place. Apparently the stray devil has been luring humans inside and devouring them." Akeno explained, causing Issei to gasp.
"E-eat them?!" He repeated in shock.
"Sounds like a good thing we're here then." Josuke quietly growled, a hardened glare leveled at the building.
"That is our mission. Find the stray and dispose of it." Rias stated as she took the lead, the group following soon after her.
"You will now both witness the utter monstrosity that is created when one abuses their demonic power and is without a master." Kiba declared, causing Josuke and Issei to glance back at him in question.
"What do you mean? Do they lose control or something?" Josuke asked thoughtfully.
"You'll see." Kiba said cryptically, causing the two friends to glance at each other in wonder before continuing forward. The group proceeded into the torn up building, closing the door as they entered.
"Issei, have you ever heard of the game chess?" Rias asked out of the blue.
"I have!" Josuke said proudly, despite the fact that he only learned it the previous day.
"O-oh um, yes I have. The board game?" Issei replied, unsure why she brought it up.
"I, the master, am the king." Rias declared, causing Issei and Josuke to raise a brow in question. "There's the queen, the knight, the rook, the bishop and the pawn. Devils from the aristocracy assign the traits of each of these pieces to their subordinates."
"'Traits of the pieces'?" Issei repeated dumbly, blinking in question.
"You guys really like chess, huh?" Josuke muttered with a sweat drop.
"We call them Evil Pieces." Rias stated, ignoring Josuke's comment as she started to search around the room with her eyes.
"Why would you need to do that?" Issei wondered aloud, but again Rias ignored the statement.
"For now, stay back and observe how devils fight. The same goes for you, Josuke. I know you're strong, but this could help you learn more about us as well." Rias ordered, to which both boys nodded.
"Yes, president." Issei agreed.
"You're the boss." Josuke added, stuffing his hands into his pockets.
"She's here." Koneko quickly said, causing the group to turn their attention back forward. From the dark of the building, a figure could be made out slightly, and it approached closer.
"I smell something bad. At the same time, I smell something delicious!" An ominous voice said that was getting louder as the figure was starting to come into view. "Will it be sweet? Or will it be bitter?" It growled, and finally it came into view. At first they could only see the upper body of a woman that was completely naked, immediately causing Issei to blush and grin, while Josuke's reaction was far more embarrassed.
"Boobs!" Issei cheered as he blew air out of his nose, while Rias and the rest of her peerage were mentally preparing for battle.
"My eyes! My innocent, virgin eyes!" Josuke cried out childishly as he covered his eyes with his forearm.*
"Be a man and accept the view given to you!" Issei glowered at the pompadour spotting teen in determination.
"Go to hell! I'm not you!" Josuke retorted, still refusing to look.
"Stray devil type: Visor." Rias stated analytically, causing Josuke to peek out from his arm to look at the crimson haired girl. "Nefarious beings who separate from their master so that they can fulfill their own desires. They more than deserve death." She then pointed at the stray devil with a leveled glare. "In the name of Duke Gremory, I will kick your ass!"
"Huh. That's not something I ever expected her to say…" Josuke muttered with a sweat drop.
"What an insolent girl. I will cover you in blood as red as your hair!" The demon retorted, fondling her breasts in excitement.
"A line as witty as I'd expect from a small fry." Rias chuckled tauntingly.
"Th-this is a stray devil?" Issei began seriously, immediately dropping such an expression as he started to breath a bit heavily and blush. "She seems to just be an exhibitionist!"
"Oi, be serious! I'm pretty sure she wants to kill us!" Josuke scolded, despite the fact that he was still covering his face with his arm.
"What's this? A human amongst you? He smells quite appetizing." The stray devil laughed, licking her lips as she eyed Josuke specifically.
"Shit! She noticed me!" The pompadour spotting teen said in a panic, lowering his arm in the shock. Suddenly the rest of her body came from out of the shadow, revealing a disturbing large lower body covered in fur and with long hand like appendages and a snake for a tail. "And it's really disgusting!"
"Wh-what the hell?!" Issei shouted in disturbance, the hot image he once had of the stray devil now gone for the most part.
"I told you." Kiba chuckled as he drew his sword. "They become ugly monsters in both body and heart."
"B-but she has such great boobs! It's such a wast-" Issei complained until he started to see a dim light surround the monsters… nipples. "I-is that a magic circle?!"
The monster started to laugh maniacally, the magic circles around her breasts starting to spin at high speeds before… shooting out lasers. Immediately, Rias and her peerage were on the move, quickly getting out of the way of her attack. Josuke quickly summoned Crazy Diamond and grabbed Issei, pulling him into cover.
"Move!" Josuke growled as he took his friend and moved them both into cover behind a pillar. Issei looked up to see the lasers impact on the wall, and causing them to melt away.
"M-man, she is a monster!" Issei gaped in shock.
"Don't let your guard down." Rias told him, turning to order one of her peerage to act now.
"Guys… did you see what she just did?" Josuke asked quietly, his eyes shaded by his hair.
"Y-yes, of course we did! We all saw it!" Issei quickly retorted. Josuke's expression was still grave, not bothering to look at them yet.
"She just shot… lasers… from her tits…" Josuke muttered to himself, causing both Rias and Issei to raise a brow in question.
"Um… yeah… is something wrong?" His friend asked in wonder, unsure where he was going with this.
"Issei…" Josuke once again said, glancing up at his best friend with one of the most serious expressions he had ever adorned, and even caused Issei to gulp.
"Y-yes?"
"... That is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life." Josuke declared with the manliest JoJo expression he ever made.*
Immediately Issei fell face first into the ground, all the build up now gone. Did you really have to get so serious overthat?! From the side, he could see Rias slightly trembling, hunched over as she sat on one knee and faced away from the two of them.
"Y-Yuuto, move forward." Rias ordered, slightly covering her mouth. From what the brunette could tell, it looks as if she had almost laughed from Josuke's reaction, but was also trying to remain serious. Yeah, if I wasn't so shocked, I probably would have laughed from Josuke's reaction too.Issei thought with a small chuckle.
Ignoring the fact that he wanted to laugh as well, Kiba wordlessly did as he was ordered, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
"He's gone!" Issei exclaimed, looking around for the blond.
"He's so fast that you can't see him." Rias explained, standing up and becoming calm and focused once again. "Yuuto represents the knight, so his trait is speed and his strongest weapon is a sword." As she finished, Kiba reappeared once again in front of the stray devil, and with a swift movement, lobbed off its large arms.
"Holy crap, that was awesome!" Josuke gasped as he peeked from cover to watch. He seemed to be back to his real self, having overcome the sheer stupidity of the nipple lasers now. Suddenly Koneko stepped forward, making Issei and Josuke pale in worry.
"It's dangerous, Koneko-chan!" Issei warned, but the small white haired girl made no movement. The stray devil took notice of her, and in anger started to become more beastly looking and its chest started to open like a large mouth.
"Oi! Get back!" Josuke shouted this time, standing to jump out of his cover. Rias quickly stopped him with a raised arm though, looking quite calm as Koneko was apparently chomped on in the mouth of the Stray Devil. Both Issei and Josuke gawked in shock, but Rias only smiled.
"Don't worry." She said, causing the two to blink. Suddenly the stray devil's mouth started to slowly open, and in a quick moment it was forced open. At the center, Koneko could be seen pushing the teeth away.
"N-no way!" Issei gaped, his jaw dropping in shock.
"Koneko represents the rook." Rias started again. "Her traits are simple: tremendous strength and defensive ability. An attack like that won't even scratch her."
"Begone." Koneko said quietly, quickly spinning around before launching a powerful fist into the monster's gut. The impact knocked out several of its teeth, and launched it away from the small girl and through a pillar. Her clothes were now torn and tattered, but she herself was unharmed.
"Remind me never to fight with Koneko-chan…" Issei muttered to Josuke, the pompadour spotting teen nodding in agreement. "Same here…"
"Akeno." Rias said, glancing at the black haired girl.
"Yes, president." Akeno said, a serene smile on her face as she walked forward. "Oh my, what should I do?"
As the group watched Akeno approach the fallen stray devil, Issei noticed in the corner of his eye the fallen arm starting to move around. He widened them in shock as it started to quickly launch itself forward and attempted to strike Rias.
"President, watch out!" Issei called out, quickly summoning his crimson bracer. "Sacred Gear!" He growled, delivering a swift punch to the disembodied arm and keeping it from touching her. Rias was surprised, and even fell back onto her butt.
"Th-thank you…" She muttered, still a bit shocked by the attack.
"Nice reaction, brother! Seems like you're not so bad with that thing." Josuke praised, standing up and giving a thumbs-up.
"W-well, I just acted on instinct is all…" Issei said bashfully, rubbing the back of his head as he felt slightly proud. Rias seemed to be over it now though, walking past the both of them and glancing at Akeno.
"Akeno, finish it off." Rias ordered.
"A bad girl who tries to harm our president needs to be punished." Akeno almost giggled, sending a chill down Josuke's spine.
"Why do I feel like she said that with too much enjoyment…?" Josuke muttered, causing Rias to smirk.
"She is the queen, the almighty vice commander with the combined traits of all the other pieces." Rias explained as Akeno's hand lit up with electricity like they had once before. The disgusting monster on the ground made groans of pain as it attempted to push itself up.
"Oh my, it seems you still have a bit of energy left." Akeno chuckled, raising her hands in the air as the electricity this time surrounded her body. It was then unleashed from the palm of her hands into a giant bolt of lightning that encompassed the devil's entire body and made it cry out in pain.
"She specializes in attacks using demonic powers. On top of that…" Rias trailed off as she watched Akeno continue her attack.
"Ara ara, it seems you're still kicking." Akeno giggled, licking her lips and a blush adorning her cheeks as she unleashed another bolt.
"... She's a complete sadist." Rias finished, causing Josuke to trip on his own feet and fall face first.
"What?!"
"I wonder how much more you can bear?" Akeno asked the devil as she continued to shock it, laughing sadistically as she did so.
"She's laughing…" Issei muttered, his shoulders slumped over.
"I think I'm now more scared of her than anyone…" Josuke declared with a sweat drop, taking a step back in fear.
"Akeno, that's enough." Rias ordered, and without hesitation the queen ceased her attack, the stray devil falling to the ground.
"Are we already done?" Akeno asked, turning around and revealing a very dreamy expression. "That's a little disappointing~!"
"Yep. Definitely the scariest. And weirdest…" Josuke muttered, his eye twitching unconsciously.
"Ara ara, what was that Josuke?" Akeno asked innocently.
"Nothing!" He quickly dismissed, waving his arms around. Rias ignored the two as she walked up to the fallen devil, placing her hands on her hips.
"Any last words?" She asked. The devil gasped for air, glancing up at the crimson haired girl.
"I-if I'm gonna die…" It muttered before suddenly lashing out with one of its spare appendages toward Josuke. "I'll at least go out with a meal!"
"Josuke!" Issei cried out as it approached.
"Crap, she's coming for me!" The pompadour spotting teen cried, summoning Crazy Diamond. Before it could touch him though, the devil made one last mistake.
"I'll be sure to use your shitty hair to brush my teeth!" It cackled. Immediately, a vein popped on top of Josuke's head, and Crazy Diamond caught the appendage without trouble.
"Josuke! Careful!" Rias warned, but Issei quickly grabbed Rias and pulled her back.
"Everyone, stay away from Josuke!" Issei warned in fear, causing the peerage to blink in question.
"Wh-what do you mean?" Rias asked.
"Oi, devil bitch." Josuke muttered before glancing up. His expression was deadly, and was almost as dangerous as the time he tried to attack Rias. The crimson haired girl widened her eyes as Josuke seemed to be surrounded by a dark aura. "What the fuck did you just say about my hair?"
"Huh?" The peerage collectively said in confusion.
"I'm sorry guys, but I forgot to warn you about a big flaw in Josuke's personality…" Issei gulped as he watched Josuke use Crazy Diamond tear the appendage to pieces. "If you say anything about his hair… he loses it."
"Wh-what?" Rias said in disbelief. Josuke started to slowly approach the stray Devil, making it whimper in fear as it started to crawl away.
"Wh-what? What the hell is wrong with him? Wh-why is a human so strong?" It cried out in fear. Josuke ignored its words, walking past the group.
"Josuke-kun? Are you…" Akeno started to ask, but the pompadour spotting teen did not stop to acknowledge her.
"Anyone who talks shit about my hair gets their face broken, bitch." Josuke declared darkly, causing the monster to shiver in fear.
"J-just kill me then! I've had enough!" It pleaded, unable to fight back or run anymore. Josuke just stood over the distraught devil, his eyes shaded by his hair.
"Is that so? Well that's not good." Josuke said, and without even moving he started to heal the devil. Its body parts even started to come back to its body. Rias and the others gaped when they saw this, thinking the teen crazy.
"Josuke-kun! What are you-" Rias started to protest until Issei stopped her again and shook his head.
"It's no use, sorry. But just wait, it's not what you think…" He sighed, causing her to raise a brow before turning back to watch the scene unfold.
"Everyone… stay back…" Rias ordered hesitantly, her peerage at first ready to attack.
"I-I'm being healed?!" The Visor muttered as it was finally put back together. It started to laugh maniacally as it stood up at full height, stooping over Josuke now. "What a fool! I don't know what you did, but now I'm back to my full power! I guess I'll get to devour you after-"
DORA! In that instant, the stray Devil felt the newly fixed teeth from her body jaw break into pieces as Josuke's Stand reappeared and slammed its fist into it. She buckled over in pain, unable to speak again.
"I healed you so that it was fair. After all, what kinda man would I be if I kicked someone while they were down?" Josuke asked with an expression that was almost void of emotion save for anger. "But now that you're all healed, I won't feel bad at all for beating the shit outta you."
"Y-you… you little bastard!" It growled as it raised its arm to strike. Josuke didn't give it a moment to do much more. Crazy Diamond reappeared behind him again and unleashed an unrelenting fist rush.
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! It roared as it laid out a cruel beatdown, instantly breaking almost every bone in the stray devil's body. It almost went numb from the pain and was unable to fight back as Josuke continued to completely wreck it. Finally, Crazy Diamond cocked its arm back for one final strike. DORA~! it cried out, landing one final strike that sent it flying backwards through the wall, tearing it down like it was made of cardboard.
"No one talks shit about my hair and gets away with it." Josuke declared darkly, pulling out a comb from his pocket and putting his hair back into place after calming down from his rage. He turned back to look at his friends, who could only gape in complete shock at his huge personality change. Issei sighed, rubbing the back of his neck as he knew this would happen. For a moment the dark aura lingered above Josuke, and Rias was unsure of whether or not he was going to attack them at this point.
"So, we ready to go?" Josuke asked with a goofy grin as the aura disappeared from above him. Rias and her peerage fell forward.
"J-Josuke-kun… you have a very dangerous personality…" Rias finally said, sighing as she started to walk past him toward the stray devil.
"Ara ara, it seems you have more in common with devils than you think, Josuke-kun." Akeno giggled as the shock she felt earlier was now gone.
"You're crazy." Koneko added quietly, making the pompadour spotting teen sweat drop.
"You do have a rather interesting trigger." Kiba said with a sheepish chuckle.
"I was hoping you might not do this so soon…" Issei muttered, patting Josuke on the shoulder. "But then again it's probably better they saw this sooner than later."
"Did I really go that overboard?" Josuke asked curiously, feeling no guilt despite the question.
"What do you think?" Issei drawled, rolling his eyes. High above the abandoned building, a certain blond fallen angel could only gape in total shock after watching the beat down. When she had heard about Dohnaseek's defeat at the hands of a human, Mittelt thought it had just been blind luck. Now she had seen that this was no joke, and that Josuke was a very real threat. If he were able to find them on his own, he would become a very dangerous enemy for them. Suddenly she thought back to the fight and a revelation popped inside of her head.
"He's strong…. really strong. But I think… I've seen a kink in his armor." Mittelt chuckled, despite the fact that she was still sweating in fear. "I think I should report my finding to Raynare." She said before turning away and flying off toward her base.
"P-please kill me… I can't take anymore…" The stray Devil begged Rias from the ground, unable to move a single part of her body.
"As you wish, you shall vanish." Rias agreed, summoning a large red magic circle in front of her and unleashing a powerful black ball of energy. "Checkmate." It turned the stray devil into dust, and immediately turned into nothing before their eyes.
"Wow, that was pretty cool…" Josuke mused in awe, raising a brow.
"You can say that after the show you just put on?" Rias asked with a chuckle as she turned back to the others. "We're done here. Let's head home everyone," she said with a smile.
"Yes, president." The peerage agreed in unison, causing Issei to glance around in question. As they started to leave, Issei suddenly had a question pop up in his head.
"U-um, president…" He spoke up, grabbing her attention. "What piece do I represent?"
"The pawn." She answered simply, turning away to walk off with the others.
"Pawn? As in…" Issei trailed off sourly.
"That's right. You're a foot soldier." Rias declared with a smile.
"I-I'm that low ranking?" Issei muttered in disappointment. No way! He cried out mentally, trying his best to hide his sadness at such a revelation.
"That's lame." Josuke chuckled, causing Issei to stumble and nearly fall over.
"Don't rub it in..." Issei whined as he slumped over and followed after the others. Josuke could only chuckle again as he walked after him. He glanced around and caught sight of Koneko. Her clothes were still tattered and she was exposed in several places that made Josuke slightly tense up.
"O-oi, Koneko-chan. Hold still for a sec." Josuke told her, causing the small girl to glance at him in question. Several seconds later, her clothes were restored to their natural state, and were not even dirty from the fight anymore. She blinked in surprise, looking over her body to see what he had fixed.
"Great! All better!" Josuke grinned, giving a thumbs-up to the small girl.
"I thought you could only heal people?" Koneko asked curiously.
"Well, that's part of my power. You could say that 'fixing' things is a more accurate way of putting it." Josuke explained, making her raise a brow. Koneko glanced at her body again and offered a small smile.
"Thank you." She said in appreciation, bowing politely.
"No problem. Glad to help." He replied before the two followed the others out.
The night from that point had come and gone, and the next progressed like any other. Issei was currently out on a contract assigned to him since Koneko had her own. Josuke had his own plans, though. Like he had said the day before last, he was going to start his own search for the fallen angels. Rias had protested such a reckless idea, but Josuke was immovable. Seeing that he was so set on leaving, Rias gave in and let him do as he pleased. But fearing for his safety, Rias was able to convince the dark skinned teen to take one of them along with him.
"I'm really sorry about this, Koneko-chan." Josuke apologized as they left the school. Koneko was assigned to help him once she returned from her contract. "I was planning to do this on my own, but-"
"It's okay." Koneko quietly dismissed, shaking her head. "We're club members. I don't mind."
Josuke raised a brow before offering a kind smile and nodding. "Well, if you're okay with it, then I won't complain." He turned forward to keep walking, but then stopped suddenly. Koneko glanced up at him curiously, wondering why he did so.
"What is it?" She asked, causing the teen to gulp.
"I know I sounded all tough a little while ago about finding the fallen angels, but…" Josuke trailed off, scratching the back of his head. "I really don't know where to start."
Koneko stared at him for a long moment, her expression unreadable. "Idiot." She said suddenly, causing him to fall forward in embarrassment.
"I swear, I'm not! I just didn't think this all the way through…" Josuke exclaimed, muttering the last part. Koneko started to walk past him, causing him to turn. "Wh-where are you going?"
"We'll walk through the town. Perhaps I can pick up their scent or feel their energy." Koneko declared, causing Josuke to gasp in amazement.
"Seriously? You can do that? You're pretty amazing, Koneko-chan!" Josuke said, bowing in appreciation before following her.
"It's not a problem." She dismissed neutrally. From then on, the two walked in silence. At first, Josuke was content with letting her take the lead and remaining silent. He didn't want to distract her and thought it best to keep quiet. This kept on for a while as they went through town, and eventually Josuke started to get a bit bored. She hadn't made a peep since they left, and made no indication that she sensed anything. Finally, after about two hours of aimless walking, Josuke sighed and gave in.
"So not a thing yet, huh?" Josuke asked tiredly, all of the walking starting to wear him down.
"No. I haven't felt or smelled any scents so far." Koneko explained, causing Josuke to sigh.
"I guess this is going to be harder than I hoped…" Josuke muttered, rubbing the back of his head. "Why don't we take a break? I'll get you a snack if you want."
Koneko stopped in her tracks and glanced back at him in question. "You don't have to do that. I can keep going."
"I'm sure you can, but it is getting dark." Josuke shrugged, glancing up at the dimly lit sky. "I'm sure you've got your own things to do, so I don't wanna take up all your time. I'd also like to at least pay you back for helping me, too."
Koneko was quiet again as she seemed to ponder the idea before nodding. "Okay. I would like a snack." She agreed, making Josuke grin.
"Great! Anything in particular you would like? Pocky sticks maybe?" Josuke asked as he glanced around to find a convenience store.
"Chocolate donuts, if they have them." Koneko informed him. Josuke nodded, pointing out the store once he found it.
"Sure, just give me a sec. I'll be right back." Josuke said, leaving her by one of the street benches. Koneko watched him enter the store for a moment before deciding to take a seat. She sat in silence, no particular thought in her mind. As she waited, Koneko decided to ponder about her current companion. Josuke was a bit of an oddball to her. He seemed genuinely kind, but his pet peeve about his hair was rather extreme. He also seemed rather impulsive, but deceptively smart. Rias told her that Josuke acted very carefree, but was hiding the fact that he was very intelligent as well. Koneko wasn't so sure about this, but her master's instincts were usually trustworthy.
She also found the reason for his current association with Rias to be odd. Never before had a human been so involved in their affairs without becoming a devil. Josuke didn't express any interest in becoming one of them either. He was mostly concerned with Issei, though from what she understood, he volunteered to help them with the stray devil the night before. It at least showed he considered them all friends.
At the moment, Koneko wasn't entirely sure what she thought of him. She assumed time would tell if he continued to stay around them like this.
"Here you go." Josuke offered, pulling Koneko from her thoughts. He was holding a small baggie out for her to grab. Koneko took it gingerly and nodded.
"Thank you." she said in appreciation, opening it up quickly and biting down. Josuke took a seat next to her, a box of pocky sticks and a tea in each hand.
"I got you a drink as well if you want one." Josuke stated, pulling out another bottle.
"You didn't have to do that." Koneko said, glancing at the drink.
"Why not? I really appreciate your help." Josuke said, shaking his head dismissively and placing the drink next to her. "To be honest, I have no idea what I'd do. Searching the church was probably the only thing I could do on my own, but outside of that…" Josuke trailed off, sighing in disappointment.
"The church is a good lead. If angels aren't occupying it, it's likely the fallen angels are." Koneko declared, causing Josuke to blink.
"Really?" Josuke asked, a small burst of hope rising in him. "Great! At least now I have a lead." He cheered before stopping himself short. "But wait, why didn't we go there from the beginning then?"
"I cannot go near the church. Master's rules." Koneko declared, causing Josuke to make a grunt of acceptance.
"That's right. She did just chew out Issei for it." Josuke nodded, standing up and throwing away his trash. "Well, thanks for the help today, Koneko-chan. You can go back to the club room."
"Where are you going?" Koneko asked, despite knowing his answer.
"The church. It's my last stop. I just need to confirm if they're there." Josuke informed her, throwing away his trash in a nearby waste basket.
"You could get spotted." Koneko pointed out, but Josuke shrugged.
"If that happens, I guess I'll have to fight. I was planning to do it soon anyway," he answered, shoving his hands in his pockets. "I'll see you-"
"Don't go." Koneko said, now behind him and grabbing one of his sleeves. "You shouldn't do it alone. President will want to send you with help."
"You and her have already done enough for me. Tell her I said thanks and that I'll see her tomorrow." Josuke dismissed, turning back and patting her on the shoulder. He turned around to leave, but Koneko quickly moved in front of him.
"President doesn't want you doing anything reckless." The petite girl declared, this time causing Josuke to narrow his eyes.
"Please move, Koneko-chan. You can't stop me from going." The tall teen told her, starting to get slightly frustrated. He wasn't necessarily angry at Koneko, but he couldn't stop now. If he could get the fallen angels now, then Issei would no longer be in danger. He wouldn't stop now.
"I can't." Koneko replied calmly, shaking her head. The two stared at each other for a long moment, Josuke assessing his options. He didn't want to fight Koneko; that was for sure. But he was definitely set on going. What could he do to get her to move?
A soft meow suddenly caught their attention. Josuke tried to ignore it, but much to his surprise, Koneko quickly looked around for the source. "What is it?" He asked, seeing her new found excitement. The white haired girl suddenly left his path, heading toward a nearby tree. Josuke blinked in question, tempted to just leave for the church. But curiosity got the better of him, for the small girl was never excited, even in a fight.
I could go now, but… Josuke argued mentally, glancing back and forth between his path and Koneko. Finally, he sighed in frustration and went after the white haired girl to see what she was looking for. She was staring up at the tree, causing Josuke to tilt his head in question.
"What are you… looking at?" He asked curiously, walking up behind her.
"Kitten." She muttered, pointing up. Josuke looked up to see a small gray kitten hanging on the branches. The tree was small, so a normal cat would have been fine jumping off. This kitten would most likely hurt itself if it jumped. "I'm grabbing it."
Koneko prepared to jump up with her strength, but Josuke quickly placed a hand on her shoulder. "I got it." He said, summoning his Stand and using its arms to gently grab the kitten. It kicked in confusion and fear, but started to calm down as Crazy Diamond handed the kitten to Josuke.
"There we go." Josuke muttered as he held the small cat in his hands. "You're pretty cute, you know?" He chuckled as he held it closer. He glanced at Koneko to hand it to her, but couldn't help but recoil slightly when he saw her dreamy expression, her mouth slightly open and her eyes shining. I guess she really loves cats… the tall teen muttered mentally with a sweat drop.
"You, uh… wanna hold it?" He asked, to which Koneko quickly nodded. Josuke couldn't help but chuckle, amused by her sudden change. He gently handed the kitten to Koneko, who took it rather gingerly. The kitten looked far more relaxed in the petite girl's arms. Koneko hugged it softly, looking down at it with a rare small smile.
What the hell, she's totally different now… She looks friggin' adorable like that… Josuke mentally groaned. A small chuckle escaped him, which brought Koneko's attention to him.
"Wh-what?" The petite girl asked, causing Josuke to jump. He didn't mean to chuckle, but it had come out on its own.
"O-oh, nothing, it's just that… I've never seen you act like that…" The tall teen answered, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. Koneko blushed in embarrassment, quickly turning her back to Josuke. The tall teen couldn't help but smile, feeling a bit proud that he was able to see this new side of the petite girl. He would have to remember to bring a cat to school to try and see this reaction again.
Suddenly Koneko stood up straight and tensed in caution, causing Josuke to raise a brow. "What's wrong?"
"We need to go back to the school, it's urgent." Koneko suddenly said, gently placing the kitten down on the ground.
"Why, what happened?" Josuke asked, seeing that she looked quite serious. Koneko turned back to Josuke, her expression grave and as serious as ever.
"Issei was attacked by a Stray Exorcist."