"Wait, le—...and it's already a new chapter?! …Shit... AH!"
Haruka suddenly stood up, leapt into the air, and grabbed a garage door out of nowhere—then slammed it to the ground like he was in a Looney Tunes skit.
CRASH
"Anyway! Fourth wall-breaking outta the way…" Hyriot brushed the dust off his coat. "You're asking about the 1st of May, right?"
"Yes," Haruka said, gulping and visibly shaking. "What did you mean by 'futas will rape me in another life'?!"
"Oh," Hyriot replied, with the casual tone of someone explaining what's for dinner"that,well....let just say you attract every girl..."
"EH?! What do you mea?!" Haruka yelled, already regretting every life decision up to this point.
"Anyway, there—" Hyriot started to explain, but then the HQ shook violently like it owed someone money.
RUMBLE RUMBLE
"huh?....this is weird...i'm gonna check on that" Hyriot said ominously, standing up and heading toward the exit like it was just another Monday.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Haruka shouted, running after him in full panic mode.
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[Outside - Unknown POV]
"Man, there's nothing interesting here. I'm bored, Fyn," said a man in a black coat wearing an inu (dog) mask, dragging his feet like a teenager forced to be outside.
"Hmm..." replied Fyn, a similarly shady figure in a black cloak with a neko (cat) mask. He was already 87% done with life.
"Ooh, look! A person! Let's kill it," the dog-mask guy said cheerfully, flexing his hand as claws popped out like a Wolverine knockoff on a budget.
Fyn didn't respond verbally. Instead, he summoned a massive shadow creature that looked like a werewolf fresh out of a horror movie—but on night shift.
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[Back to Hyriot/Noysd and Haruka]
"Hey, you keeping up, Haruka?" Hyriot asked, not even winded.
"Somehow…" Haruka wheezed like an asthmatic couch potato in gym class.
"Lemme see your status real quick." Hyriot blinked, and a glowing blue window popped up in the air:
[NAME: HARUKA HINATA (Formerly known as NOYSD WALKER)
AGE: 19
RACE: HUMAN (100%)
STAT:
STR: G DUR: F
SPD: F WIS: D
INT: 189 (aka IQ)
CHA: M
SKILLS:
- STRING OF FATE MANIPULATION
- ELEMENTAL CONTROL
- UNWANTED ONE
- STRENGTHENING
- JUMP
- SPRINT
...ETC]
"Well," Hyriot said, rubbing his chin. "That's… quite weak for a younger me." He looked at Haruka like a disappointed older brother.
"Wha—" Haruka started to object, but then—BOOM! The ground in front of them exploded like someone threw a tantrum with C4.
As the dust settled, three figures stood in the crater.
"Ooh~ You reacted, eh?" said the inu-mask guy, grinning. "This old man's mine, alright, Fyn!" He launched himself at Hyriot before Haruka could even blink.
"Shit—!" Hyriot blocked the first hit but got yeeted into the sky like Team Rocket blasting off again. The man pursued him, turning the skyline into a WWE arena.
"Noysd!" Haruka shouted, trying to follow—but suddenly, Fyn appeared in front of him like a final boss cutscene.
WHAM!
Fyn socked Haruka in the face mid-sentence.
"SHIIIIIT!.....
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Hello....hm...ok well i been eating well how about you?....hmm...good to hear.....ok bye....
Well it was weird...bye reader
To be continued