Inspired by an ff I read a couple of years ago but I did some editing of what I had written down back then.
My name is Shane, I'm now twenty eight and yes I do have some good things in my life, my family including my dogs…but there's been this emptiness inside of me since I was eleven you see when I was eleven I was temporarily dead, and ever since I haven't been the same.
And that had lead me to believe that me life is a shit one, it's just like I'm crawling through my life…very few things excite me or fill the hole I have inside and I wanted something exciting, something thrilling…something to fill the void inside of me…but I guess I
was born in the wrong universe.
Sighing I sit down on a bench in the park and look up at the dark overcast sky, "What did I do to deserve this shitty life? It's not my fault the EMT's brought me back…but yet you seem to punish me for it." I mutter how I feel hoping that whatever higher power there is finally listens, finally puts me back to right.
But of course nothing happens, sighing again, feeling lost, hopeless, worthless, empty.
I reach into my sweatshirt pocket and take out the snub-nosed 357. I bought an hour earlier out of some guy's trunk, opening the cylinder, emptying all but one bullet out the cylinder, I shut the cylinder, cock the hammer back with my thumb, raise the gun so that the barrel presses against my right temple.
BMike's song Anxiety starts playing in my head,
"Michael?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Right this way please, Michael,
What can I do for you today?"
"Yeah, I just need something to take this edge off and I'll be on my way."
"Well, I can't just give them to you."
"What the fuck?! why not?!"
"Why don't you take a seat and we'll have a little chat?"
"Every single day it breaks me to pieces. I've tasted defeat at the feet of my demons!"
"I'm such a fucking waste of achievement, I should put this trigger to my brain and just squeeze it 'Cause Lord, I know I ain't been no saint."
"But tell me what I did to deserve this pain? Tell me what I did to deserve this hurt? When all I ever did was put everybody first."
"Micheal.'
"These days I just don't feel shit
I don't feel a thing at all, I don't feel like I exist. That's why I need my fix, so I can just feel something."
"How do you describe the word empty?"
"Try to describe the word nothing.
Wait, fuck that! Use my name as a definition, write it on my forehead, defective out of commission!"
"Micheal, please calm down."
"I'm sick of it, I've lost myself, and I'm sick of it, I've given it my all, I've given it my all, and so much more…but it just isn't enough!" my finger twitches on the trigger and then everything goes to black.
The sound of a gunshot echoes throughout the park.
[Your life has ended, you have been approved for for a new life in any of the worlds listed below:
-Game of Thrones
-House of The Dragon
-Shameless
-Terra Nova
-Jurassic Park
-Underworld
-Almost Human
-Fast and Furious
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Grimm
-Andromeda
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer]
'Too bad I can't combine…Andromeda and
Game of Thrones would be pretty cool as well…' I think and pick Game of Thrones.
[World Chosen, Shameless, Select up to five powers, and 1 item:
-Alpha Shapeshifter (Supernatural)
-Portal Creation (Blink, The Gifted)
-Telekinesis (Chronicle)
-Wolverine's Healing Factor
-Twins Of Shadow
Create a copy of yourself that has all your physical and mental stats, follows your commands faithfully and without question without regard for it's own personal safety, All knowledge and experience your copy attains is transferred to you, such as memories and workout gains, negative side effects are not transferred, When copy is destroyed, a new one can be summoned again after 24 hours has passed, if you desummon the clone away you can resummon the clone instantly, clone can use all of your abilities/powers.
-Demigod
You are stronger, tougher, faster and have more stamina than ten fit and active men, you heal from any non-instant death' injuries, within a few short moments. (You're an Adonis, sexy as fuck with a big fat fuck stick, or you're a sexy babe with a killer fucking body and grav defying tits.)
-Minder
You can turn invisible, read minds, and give nightmares to those asleep as long as you're within ten feet of them.
-Dominator
When this ability is used on someone or an animal you gain absolute loyalty of the person or animal it is used on, they will do everything in their power to fulfil your wishes while under your influence, in the beginning you can only dominate 1 mind at a time, with training you may be able to dominate up ten minds.
-The Green thumb of Gaia
Hasten the growth of plants. This can make seeds become seedlings in seconds, make flowers bloom and improve the taste of fruits. Other benefits of this boon are that you gain the ability to draw sustenance from sunlight, and become immune to any viral disease, and have the lifespan of an English oak tree.
-Thorn Curse
Your touch can cause pain or pleasure to humans, even if you only have a grip on say someone's hair or graze them with a touch of your finger this can still be used to affect them, with enough pain or pleasure, you can essentially mind control any subject.
-Healer's Touch
Healer's touch covers anything from minor wounds, internal bleeding, diseases to poisons, cancers and missing limbs, even eyes; it can even bring someone back from the brink of death once, will autonomously prevent the user's own death as long as he or she stays in a near-dead state, but this ability cannot revive the dead, to treat cancer or other serious conditions may require more than one treatment with Healer's Touch.
-Pocket Loft
Pocket Loft is a personal pocket dimension, that contains a large loft style apartment, a large bedroom with a king sized bed, a window that shows a view of the owners favorite destination, a radiator, a small desk, six power outlets, and a closet, A full kitchen with a stove, always stocked fridge, cabinets, always stocked pantry, dishwasher, breakfast island, cutlery and other necessities, a full bathroom with a shower/bathtub, and a half bath. Living room with comfy furniture, a large entertainment system with consoles, stereo and speakers, massive wall dominating tv.
To travel to this pocket world simply look at a wall or doorway and think of the pocket loft, this will create a doorway into the dimension.
-Never Empty Wallet
A slim, worn brown leather wallet that always has exactly one dollar (U.S. currency) inside, no matter how many times you pull one out, no limit I how much you pull out. (If lost, stolen, destroyed or displaced will return to you within twenty four hours. Cannot store any currency inside of this wallet.)
-Pot
Any plant seed placed in this pot will grow 25 times as fast and produce 25 times normal yield in acceptable conditions, the plant will never get sick and never die while it remains in the pot, needing no water or tending. (Pot is soul bound and will repair itself if damaged within 48 hours depending on severity, if pot is completely
destroyed, it'll return to you in a week.)
-Cat Goddesses blessings
You gain the grace, speed and reflexes of a cat, regardless of what distance you fall from, you will land on your feet unharmed. You can climb anything. You have the enhanced senses of a cat. You have nine lives - you can choose a new age and appearance on each resurrection, you can't turn into a cat but you can turn into an enhanced cat burglar form with cat ears, a tail, and claws.
-The Umbrella of the ultimate Kingsman, This umbrella is empowered with many properties; you can use it to fly like Mary Poppins, or when you wield this umbrella like a rifle the umbrella can shoot magic bullets up to the strength of a tank shell, opening the umbrella while holding it like a rifle and willing it to defend you, the umbrella will act as an unbreakable shield, when you wield the umbrella like a sword, you gain the skills of a master swordsman, The Umbrella sword is as sharp as a lightsaber without being hot like one. (When you are using this umbrella as a shield open you can also use the ability [umbrella dash] to move up to 20 feet whilst moving at 100mph, you take no damage while dashing.
-"You feeling lucky Punk? Yeah, go ahead make my day!"
By making finger guns and saying or thinking "bang" you shoot bullets of the following types: Invisible energy bullets, with the stopping power of a 44. Magnum. Healing bullets: Healing bullets cure disease, heal internal and external wounds/damages, can regrow lost extremities including eyes. Lights out, are special knockout bullets that not only knock out people, animals but also electronics.
'Let's review Twin of Shadows, so I can pretty much be in two places at once even fake my own death with it or for naughty things with hot babes. Pocket Loft, because well I might just want some modern day comforts every now and then. Demigod, well that's self explanatory killer looks, big dick, super strength and a healing ability. Healer's Touch, covers the weaknesses of Demigod and ensures I can keep the people I care about alive and healthy. Dominator, not only to ensure I don't get stabbed in the back by someone I consider a friend or a lover, but to have a pet dragon…and the well the Ultimate Umbrella is just plain old dope as fuck. I do wish that I could get the Thorn Curse ability too.' As I finish my selection my vision starts to spin and grow dark, I wake up and find myself laying on a feather bed, a door in the back of my mind opens up and memories of my current self pour into my brain, and fuse with the already existing memories.
'So the person who's body I took over is…or was also named Shane, but his last name is Tyrell…who is 18 years old and the youngest son of Olenna and Luthor Tyrell, who gave birth to me on the same day her husband didn't return home from a ride…it was a miracle that Olenna managed to have a child at 49 years old, as for this Shane, he was born not only into a rich family, but he was born handsome and even though he could have skated by on his family's name and wealth, he put effort into his studies, worked hard and put in the time for combat training, even received invitations to go to the citadel and become a maester due to his intelligence, though he didn't he chose to become the Squire of Randyll Tarly who knighted him at 17, after the young man saved his life from an assassin.'
My predecessor's combat prowess is not on the same level as say Jamie Lannister or Sir Barristan Selmy, but he manages to keep up with his nephew Loras, which is an admiral feat. My predecessor also wasn't very ambitious as he was content with simply becoming his older brother's advisor once Olenna passes away.
'Yeah my predecessor had the right outlook and the privilege to just enjoy the life of a rich noble as why would anyone want to risk their life playing in other people's games of war for a throne as hideous as the Iron Throne, in his own opinion House Tyrell could easily become an independent kingdom much like Dorne if only it truly had the loyalty of it's vassal houses.'
A knock sounds in my room, and I hear the soft creak of a door opening, "Sir Simon, Lady Olenna is
calling for you." A pretty and young brown haired maid, maybe 17 or 18 with brown hair and an athletic frame, says as she enters my room and approaches my bed, as she gets closer I take my time looking her over and find that she looks like Nina Dobrev in her prime.
"Ahh thank you, what was your name again?" I thank the girl and try to recall her name but find a blank.
"Elena, Sir Tyrell, Elena Gilbert." The young woman develops a light rosy hue to her cheeks as her eyes rove over my body. Looking down I see a sculpted body like all the master sculptors of ancient Greece and Rome worked together to shape me…except for the thick fat cock and heavy balls between my legs.
"Do-do you require assistance in getting dressed, my Lord?" Elena asks me and I raise an eyebrow at her, "I won't refuse the aid of such a beautiful woman…once I return from my mother's summons…we can undress one another…"
"If that is your desire, my Lord I am your personal maid…and it is my duty to attend to all of your needs…until you are wed."
'Oh I'm going to enjoy this…' I think as I watch Elena prepare a set of clothes for me, sitting up I allow Elena to dress me.
Standing up from my bed fully dressed and boots laced, I reach down and pat Elena's head and a pop-up appears in my head, [Dominate] [Undominate], "Thank you Elena you may rise and lead me to wherever my mother waits for me." I command the girl as I activate dominate, a black band like choker tattoo appears around Elena's neck.
"As you wish, Master." Elena bows her head as she stands, "Please refer to me as Lord or Sir, where prying ears could hear."
"Yes my lord." Elena complies quickly, and stands up, spins around on her heels and starts for the door.
Following Elena through the halls of High Garden and all I can say about the place is it is gaudy, extravagant and opulent to the point of being disgusting.
We reach Olenna's wing of the castle, her favorite sitting/tea room/indoor garden, "I shall remain here in wait, my Lord." Elena says to me as she opens the door for me and steps to the side.
"Return to my chambers, and prepare yourself to take care of my needs as a man."
"A-as you command my Lord." Elena quickly replies with a bit of stutter, before walking off at a fast pace.
Smirking as I enter the room pulling the door shut behind me, Olenna…mother gives me a mix of approval and disapproval.
"What is that look for Mother?" I ask Olenna as I walk up to her, upon reaching her I bend down and place a kiss against her cheek.
"My beloved son, I swear that if you weren't the only intelligent man in this family I would send you to freeze on the walls of the north." Olenna mutters tersely.
"Mother...did something happen?" I ask with fake concern in my voice as an innocent smile plasters itself across my face.
Olenna blows out a huff of air, "Another potential wife chased away, you are approaching nineteen name days old, yet you have yet to father children or take a wife. Worse yet, you have yet to begin training my only granddaughter on how to please her future husband." Olenna complains quite enthusiastically, the last bit leaves me blinking stunned into silence.
"You…wish for me…to educate…Margery…in."
"Don't pretend to be, daft boy, it is undignified for someone as intelligent as you, yes I expect you to train my only granddaughter on carnal acts, who else a male whore, and risk her catching a disease or worse falling in love with him?!"
"Mother…I."
"You didn't protest this much when your sister Janna, laid with you and taught you to navigate a woman's body and bring her pleasure!"
"My apologies mother…I will begin my duties expediently." I apologize to Olenna who smiles happily.
"Good, now…why did you chase away that sweet Tarly girl? It would have helped secure one of our largest vassal houses armies."
"She…was too loathly of a woman to be my wife and bear my children, mother." I answer Olenna's question, honestly and with conviction because that was exactly my predecessor's thoughts on the girl.
"Bah, her cunt would have worked just fine and you have that pretty maid for looks, but very well then…I will keep searching for a bride up to my beloved son's high standards of beauty…" Olenna expresses a small smile playing at the corners of her lips.
"Might I suggest…the ladies Sansa, or Arya Stark…if you could even Myrcella Baratheon would be acceptable…I hear her beauty is that of her mother's when she was of the same age."
"Haa, your standards are high my son, for a second son…who will only inherit wealth, though I am happy to have been proven wrong as I thought ambition skipped you and Mace and all went to Loras and Margery."
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