"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: June 5, 2012
Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with all of us now having transformed, along with having said our respective introduction speeches, and then also having then proceeded to each strike our respective usual and signature poses...
"Wait, what just on earth just happened?! Who are you people?!" An all too familiar sounding, and yet also not surprisingly aggressive sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to me and the rest of my allies that had just transformed.
And as for me, and my overall thoughts regarding this? Well about that...
"Ah Captain Barkhorn, I see that your aggressiveness and battle hardened demeanor proves as to why you are a valued soldier of Karlsland. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as for those of you who don't know of one Captain Gertrude 'Trudy' Barkhorn? Well she, along with 501st Joint Fighter Wing Commander Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, and one Flight Officer Erica Hartmann. Are all known, as the 'Karlsland Triple Aces.' So basically viewers, the three of them, are the best of the best. And furthermore viewers...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like all of the other times, this has now caused one of my eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"
And as for who it was that had decided to go and speak up, and thus cut me off mid sentence, as well as partway through my fourth wall break explanation? Well you see, about that...
"Hey, you with the long light blue hair?! Were you conversing with the viewers just now?!" Another now familiar sounding female voice. Who was very boisterous sounding in nature, had now proceeded to speak up to me with out of seemingly nowhere.
And as for who they were? Well I was able to pretty much deduce who they were almost instantly. And so, with this realization of mine currently very much in mind...
"Ah, well if it isn't one Captain Charlotte E. 'Shirley' Yeager from the United States Of Liberion. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And in case any of you viewers were wondering? Yes, she is the female equivalent of one Chuck Yeager. The man who first broke the speed of sound. Which interestingly enough, Shirley here has already done that in her timeline two times. Mind you viewers, it still isn't as quick as a Sud Aviation Aerospace Concorde. You know of the Concorde right viewers? The only commercial aircraft that was, and is still able, to travel at just over twice the speed of sound? And viewers, in case you would like to learn more about that aircraft? Then might I suggest, that you go and read A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces. As Keiko will be able to help you with that far more then I can. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking for me at the current moment. So what you viewers say, that we get back to the current fight, and chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Okay, so getting away from my current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand. Which as it currently stood, as well as with regard to that, was comprised of the following...
"Wait, why are none of those girls wearing any pants?" A young looking male kid with white colored hair, dark skin, and red colored eyes, had now proceeded to ask, as well as speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.
And yet, from what I could tell from his tone of voice when he had asked this very same question of his. I could tell that even though he didn't sound as though he was surprised. Since the way that he seemed to speak was with quite a bit of what I assumed could be depression to his current tone of voice.
But despite this being the case, I could still tell, that he was still surprised, despite him not physically showing any visual hint of this.
But then, and as a way for me to clear up any sort of present confusion...
"Well Jonah, I am so glad that you asked that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know why any of the Strike Witches. Or even why the other witches in the Strike Witches canon anime timeline don't wear any pants? Well that is because they claim that it tends to restrict their use of their magic while piloting their Striker Units and while fighting the Neuroi. Which by the way viewers, for those of you who don't know of the Neuroi, and what they are exactly? Well viewers, how exactly can I put this? Well, they are alien technology based creatures, that are usually carbon fiber colored. They also have several red patch like spots on their armored shells, that enable them to fire multiple lasers at their targets. And finally viewers, they are powered by what is known as a 'core.' Think of this 'core' viewers, like the core processor on a run of the mill modern day computers hard drive. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay? Oh right, thank you Keiko for covering for me with your end of chapter fourth wall breaks for the previous few chapters. I very much appreciate it...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: June 5, 2012
Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had proceeded to explain over to Jonah as to why none of the witches in the Strike Witches anime canon timeline ever wore any sort of pants...
"Hey, who the heck is that guy heading towards the Neuroi?!" Captain Barkhorn had now proceeded to shout out quite aggressively and angrily out of seemingly nowhere. And sure enough, once I had then proceeded to turn my attention and light blue eyes towards where Captain Barkhorn had shouted out towards. I then noticed an all too familiar looking male, who had just gone and used his devil fruit powers to enlarge one of his fists. To which he then proceeded to use it to punch the Neuroi with.
And yet that wasn't the only reason, as to why Captain Barkhorn was as shocked and angry as she currently was. But mind you, she was more surprised then she was angry. In fact, I figured that she wasn't at all angry, but instead, she just surprised by what had just happened.
"So yeah viewers, I am not at all surprised that Luffy just went and did that to the Neuroi. I mean after all, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are wondering, or are going to go and attempt to ask me what it was that just happened with Luffy? Well I think that I will just have you watch the One Piece anime. As watching that would wind up explaining it more to all of you viewers in more detail then I myself ever could. And yes viewers, I am well aware that the anime is at somewhere around 1100 episodes as of right now. But you see, the thing with that viewers, is that if someone like Farfa, or GlasgowYGO as she is more known as, can go and attempt to watch the One Piece anime in its entirety, then so can you. And speaking of the One Piece anime for a second viewers, I have heard that a lot of people seem to think, that a certain character. Who might I add has been a source of very intense debate ever since they were introduced in the One Piece anime. And to help solve this viewers? I think that I have the perfect comparison. And so, with this in mind. Uranus, can you come over here for a second please? And by the way viewers, for those of you who have very childish tendencies, you know full bleeding well what it is that i am about to say. And no, it is not pronounced like one would be when one is eight. I mean after all, Neil deGrasse Tyson even said himself on an episode of Family Feud, that you can get away with saying it like that until you're eight. But the clear and obvious fact of the matter chat, is that it is pronounced as 'Yoor-un-us.' Yes I know that it is hard to accept this fact as a whole viewers...*I then immediately realize what it is that I just said, and how badly out of context it can be taken. Which because of this being the case, had now prompted a sweatdrop to now suddenly appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of my face. To which less then a second later, Super Sailor Uranus now proceeds to then come into the frame of shot. And by chance happens to instantly pick up on my very clear and very embarrassed looking expression that is still currently present on my face. To which she then proceeds to speak up. And as such, wind up catching me off guard for a brief second*"
"Yes Bluebell, what is it that you and the viewers need to know about...Uh, why are you looking embarrassed?...*Super Sailor Uranus proceeds to ask me this, while a both concerned look that is mixed with a slight bit of confusion, is now currently present on her face*"
"*I now proceed to briefly clear my throat, before I then proceed to speak up again, in order to address Super Sailor Uranus*...Right sorry about that Uranus, I just wanted to let the viewers know that like that of Yamato from the One Piece anime, a person can both be a male, and a female. Thank you Uranus, you have been a big help, I will rejoin you and the rest of our allies shortly...*I proceed to say this over to Super Sailor Uranus, while also proceeding to smile at her with both of my light blue eyes closed for a brief moment. To which Super Sailor Uranus then proceeds to give me a small closed eyes smile back to me in return. To which she then proceeds to walk back out of the frame of shot. To which I then proceed to face myself forwards again, and then open my eyes, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which with regard to this very same topic viewers. That is why this is quite honestly one of the most ridiculous controversies that I have ever seen or heard of. I mean after all, you viewers didn't have this much of an intense debate over Haruka and Michiru back in the day now did you?! I mean for goodness sake viewers, what makes that instance any different from this one?! Spoiler alert by the way viewers, there is no difference! But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"