MOON FEED EXCLUSIVE: The Elsie Tapes: Rated R for Reputation Ruined"
Written by :The Oracle
Posted 6:00AM | 5091 comments | 503 shares
Hello my scandal-starved darlings, it's your favorite truth-sniffing, tea-spilling temptress of Lunaris back with the hottest scoop in the galaxy.
Gather close because today, we are not nibbling on dainty morsels, but we are stuffing our faces with the entire scandalous buffet.
I can't hold it in. I simply can't. My fingers are shaking. My curls are frazzled. And I've torn my third silk robe just trying to process what went down at the Lunaris Academy Parents Gala.
When I told you Parents Week was going to be one for the record books. What I didn't know was just how many records we'd be shattering. Because what the actual—excuse my profanity—fuck!.