"Alright, Tang is completely broken."
Seeing Tang Yu with a dazed expression (¯﹃¯), Xie Jiujiu walked up and forcefully pinched his upper jaw.
Forced to "reset," Tang Yu was utterly confused.
Watching Xie Jiujiu pinch his jaw, he asked in bewilderment:
"Did you wash your hands after going to the bathroom? You're touching my mouth… Do you know this is an indirect kiss?"
"Indirect kiss? Isn't that supposed to be mouth to mouth?"
Xie Jiujiu frowned, not understanding.
Jiang Caixia also tilted her head with a puzzled expression but suddenly understood.
She widened her eyes at Tang Yu and couldn't help but give him a light smack.
This guy is a pervert! How could he take the conversation in that direction?
"Xiao Jiang, what does he mean by that?"
Xie Jiujiu curiously asked Jiang Caixia.
She truly didn't understand.
Blushing, Jiang Caixia made a few hand gestures but soon realized that even that was too explicit.
So she simply searched for a human anatomy diagram on her phone.
Then she pointed at the screen several times.
With a clear image in front of her, Xie Jiujiu finally got it.
She let out an "Oh" and suddenly shoved her hand into Tang Yu's mouth, shouting:
"Pervert! I didn't wash my hands! Now taste it yourself!"
"Damn it, you're serious!"
Tang Yu quickly pushed Xie Jiujiu's hand away, grabbed the nearest glass of water, rinsed his mouth multiple times, and spat into the trash can.
"Hehe, actually, I did wash my hands. Dummy."
Seeing Tang Yu's reaction, Xie Jiujiu laughed mischievously, made a victory sign with her fingers, and looked quite pleased.
Then, Tang Yu grabbed her and gave her a few pats on the butt.
While doing so, he shouted: "Jiang, if you have any grudges, now's the time for revenge! Don't hold back!"
"Don't do it!"
Jiang Caixia opened her mouth and tried to shout as loudly as possible, running to stop Tang Yu from continuing to tease the boss.
"Damn you, Tang! Shameless! You touched my butt on purpose! I'm contaminated, waaah!"
After escaping, Xie Jiujiu stuck her tongue out at Tang Yu and taunted him, though she was a bit embarrassed.
Meanwhile, Jiang Caixia puffed up her cheeks in anger and glared at Tang Yu with furious eyes.
"With that little butt of yours? Even if you let me touch it, I wouldn't want to."
Tang Yu chuckled.
Though he said that, in reality, that girl's butt was incredibly soft.
Moreover, her skin was well-maintained. Just one slap, and the sensation was amazing.
If it weren't for some mysterious cursed force holding him back, he definitely would have spent at least half an hour admiring it.
"Hmph, I won't talk to you anymore! Jiang and I are going to isolate you. Go eat alone!"
Xie Jiujiu huffed and decided to temporarily cut ties with this disrespectful guy.
And at lunchtime, she really ignored Tang Yu.
She took out the lunchbox she had brought from home and sat with Jiang Caixia to eat.
From time to time, she snorted, as if saying: If you beg, I'll forgive you and share my food.
Tang Yu whistled, then smiled and walked out of the office to head to the cafeteria.
Seeing that Tang Yu really left,
Xie Jiujiu gritted her teeth—this guy was too insufferable.
"Jiang, don't you think this guy is getting worse and worse?"
Xie Jiujiu looked at Jiang Caixia and asked.
Jiang Caixia nodded. Exactly—he had smacked the boss's butt multiple times, but with her, he was all courtesy and respect. Totally unfair.
"Let's get revenge on him. I already have a plan."
Xie Jiujiu grinned and rushed to grab Tang Yu's water bottle.
When she unscrewed the cap, a strong and fragrant tea aroma filled the air.
"Wow, this guy really knows how to enjoy himself. This tea is better than the one at my house."
Smelling it, Xie Jiujiu couldn't resist.
She took a small sip and praised, "It's pretty good. Want to try it?"
Jiang Caixia's face turned slightly red.
Hadn't Tang Yu already drunk from this bottle?
Having the chance for an indirect kiss right in front of her…
She had to consider whether this was a once-in-a-lifetime moment.
So she took the bottle, brought it to her lips, and took a small sip.
She wasn't sure if the tea was good or not, but her heart pounded, feeling an inexplicable satisfaction.
"Alright! We drink his tea and then spit into it a few times."
Xie Jiujiu, full of a vengeful spirit, decided to go all in. She mustered up her courage and, mimicking Tang Yu's lack of manners, spat several times into the bottle.
Jiang Caixia, however, didn't follow this time—it felt too cruel to her.
While they were carrying out their revenge, Tang Yu had already arrived at the cafeteria.
After sneezing twice for no apparent reason, he rubbed his nose, convinced that Xie Jiujiu and Jiang Caixia were badmouthing him behind his back.
"Hello, hello, hello! Auntie, I'm here. I want this, this, and this."
With his tray in hand, Tang Yu approached the food counter and started ordering.
"Tang, you look thinner again. I'll give you an extra duck leg—it's on me. No matter how busy you are at work, you have to take care of yourself and eat well."
The cafeteria lady not only served him more food but also piled his tray so full it was enough for two people.
"Auntie, you're the best. Beautiful and kind. If I were a few years younger, I'd chase after you without hesitation."
Tang Yu quickly threw out some compliments with a big smile.
Even though she knew they were fake compliments, the cafeteria lady couldn't help but feel flattered.
Women don't ask for much—if you're handsome enough, even lies sound sweet.
But if you're not so good-looking, better not joke like that, because getting spat on would be the least of your worries.
With his enormous portion of food, Tang Yu went to sit in a corner and was just about to start eating when he heard two pairs of footsteps approaching.
A delicate fragrance accompanied them.
"Hello, can we sit with you?"
Two girls spoke in unison upon arriving.
Their voices were so identical that they sounded like a pair of stereo headphones, with sound coming from both sides at the same time.
Without even looking, Tang Yu already knew who they were. With a pleased smile, he said:
"Having two campus beauties want to eat with me is an honor. But the seat in front of me is a bit dirty… Better sit next to me. Being close is healthier."
"…"
Chen Bailing and Chen Baiyu fell silent at the same time.
They looked at each other, both with a surprised expression.
Before coming, the director had already warned them:
That man might seem attractive and well-mannered, but in reality, he was incredibly shameless and vulgar.
However, upon meeting him in person, they felt the director had underestimated her description.
Most men, upon seeing them, would try to act like gentlemen to win their favor.
But this guy was one step away from telling them to sit on his lap!
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