Jun An had Prometheus No. 17 take Griseo into the Elysian Realm, then asked Prometheus to reply to Susannah for him, confirming he would definitely go later. Prometheus didn't refuse.
"Right, help me take this to Eden too." Jun An took out a small notebook. "Have her help customize wedding dresses for these body types. There are some specific requirements, but as long as the requirements are met as much as possible, she can decide the specific design herself."
Inside were the measurements Jun An had taken for the Vitas, from bust, waist, and height to photos; basically, everything was there. Because of the Little Vitas' body type issues, Jun An specifically added a note reminding that they were hundreds of years old, lest he be mistaken for a lolicon.
"..." Prometheus flipped through it and nodded. "Understood. But why don't you go yourself?"
"I still need to go back to the Far East Branch to get my bank card and pay Susannah back." Jun An sighed helplessly. "I still owe her three hundred million yen. My fate is truly full of misfortune; I've become penniless in an instant."
Three hundred million – this was all of Jun An's savings up to this point, or rather, his "inheritance." From now on, he would probably have to sell his physical labor to make a living. After all, there weren't many people Jun An could sponge off, but the requirements for sponging off them were a bit too high; he'd likely still end up squeezed dry until not a drop was left.
After bidding farewell to Prometheus and Griseo, Jun An directly used his spatial ability to return to the Far East Branch, heading back to the small home he shared with Himeko to get his bank card.
"Oh, Captain, you're back!" Himeko, wearing pajamas, greeted Jun An while lying on the sofa. "Sneaking around, what are you up to? Trying to ambush me and play the rape play game?"
Due to the time difference, it was already evening when Jun An returned to the Far East Branch. No matter how much Himeko worked, she should be back home resting at night.
"The first thing you want to do when I get home is immediately drag me into playing games?" Jun An admitted Himeko looked very good in her nightgown, but he was currently in sage mode.
"How could that be!" Himeko got up, dissatisfied, and said, "I care about you too, you know? It made me unable to eat well or sleep enough this past half month!"
Jun An looked at the uncleaned instant noodle tubs and empty wine bottles scattered on the floor and helplessly started tidying the room for her. "It'd be weird if you could eat well eating this stuff."
"It's only been half a month, how did you become so messy again?" Jun An remembered it being very clean when he and Theresa had just returned. Now it was practically a middle-aged uncle's pigsty.
"I just didn't get around to calling housekeeping." Himeko came over to help Jun An tidy up. Because she wasn't wearing a bra, her breasts jiggled with every step. Although they drooped somewhat, that was due to excessive volume causing gravity to be too strong. Compared to the small films Jun An had watched, Himeko's were already much perkier than others of the same size. Just looking at them made one feel that carrying such huge things must be very tiring, inspiring a desire to go and play with them thoroughly.
"What? Want to touch?" Himeko smiled slyly. "Then hurry up and help me finish the housework. We'll have plenty of time afterwards."
"Are you hungry then?" Jun An watched Himeko deliberately walk in front of him, spread her legs, and bend over, looking like she wanted to lure the wolf. However, Jun An wasn't very interested at the moment. After all, having just returned from the Sea of Quanta, he'd had his fill of white silk thighs, large meatballs, and small Soulium bodies for the time being. He was currently in sage mode; Himeko's seduction attempts weren't very effective.
Jun An picked up the noodle tubs, empty bottles, and cans, sorting them into garbage bags. "If you're hungry, how about I make you something to eat?" Jun An hadn't eaten in two days either, his stomach basically empty. Although he definitely wouldn't starve thanks to Honkai energy, the feeling of hunger still wouldn't disappear. Of course, if he went hungry for too long, while it wouldn't affect his health, he would still lose san points due to hunger. Right now, Jun An urgently needed to eat a good meal to restore his san points.
Upon hearing this, Himeko immediately lifted her beautiful hair, walked in front of Jun An, knelt down, and licked her lips. "Hehe, I knew you wouldn't be able to hold out for long~"
However, she received a karate chop to the head from Jun An. "Stop thinking about lewd stuff the moment I get back. Let's eat first." After saying this, Jun An went straight to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and started cooking noodles using Mobius's shadow manipulation ability, adding some meat and vegetables to the noodles to avoid a monotonous flavor.
"Fine, fine... So you like doing it while eating." Himeko certainly remembered the agreement with Theresa – she got him for dinner at the table on even-numbered days. But Theresa was currently on the moon keeping Kiana from rushing off to Froth, so she probably didn't have time to manage things here.
"Not doing it." Jun An was currently in sage mode. Although he could indeed go a few more rounds, he had had enough satisfaction for now. No matter how Himeko postured seductively, it was useless.
Himeko immediately sensed she had been cuckolded. "You... have you been having an affair? Have you been doing it with someone else these past few days?"
"Er..." Jun An was momentarily stunned, then nodded. "Mm, I met them when I went to fight Sa. I'll introduce you later." Since it had to be said eventually, hiding it would be wrong of him.
"Mmph~" Himeko instantly became unhappy, hugging Jun An from behind. Her nightgown strap slipped, the soft touch pressing against Jun An's back. "Exactly which woman? You fell for her in less than half a month? I spent so long with you, and you didn't even let me lose my virginity until after I died. What right does she have?"
Not only that, but even after the Captain was resurrected, it was she and Theresa who teamed up to get him. This instantly made Himeko feel unbalanced. She could accept the Captain having other women outside; she was even happy to find suitable girls for him, and the Captain was willing to take responsibility for them.
However, it had taken five or six years without success to break through the Captain's defenses. In the end, she had resorted to a rape-play style confession and a deceptive marriage just to claim the C-position. Now, someone pops up and spirits the Captain away in less than half a month? They had all been loser dogs! They had all experienced the grief of the Captain's death! What right did that fox spirit have?!
"By virtue of their numbers." Jun An stated bluntly, since it would all come out later anyway. "They're septuplets, you see. They wanted to marry someone who could satisfy all seven of them simultaneously, but you know, that would kill a person."
"...So, to prevent them from being single forever, I reluctantly stepped up."
"Septuplets!?" Himeko was instantly astonished. "Are you screwing humans?!" In Himeko's understanding, only small to medium-sized creatures like cats and dogs could possibly produce septuplets. For humans, if they conceived septuplets, the umbilical cords alone could strangle two just by tangling. Therefore, the possibility of septuplets being born healthily was minuscule.
"Of course they're human!" Jun An looked at Himeko doubtfully. "No matter how weird my preferences are, I wouldn't go so far as to screw a beast capable of birthing septuplets, right?!"
"I don't believe you! You yourself said you wanted to get off to Benares!" Himeko immediately brought up Jun An's dark history. Then Himeko rubbed her own belly. "Besides, how could a human stomach possibly hold septuplets!" Even as a fusion warrior, she felt her own belly definitely couldn't accommodate seven children from her and the Captain. But a big dragon like Benares certainly could.
"They were cultivated using artificial technology. Little girls who have lived for hundreds of years." Jun An said while cooking the noodles, "Anyway, it's definitely not what you're thinking. My preferences aren't that weird yet." Although Jun An did find the dragon form of Benares somewhat attractive, it definitely wasn't to the point of wanting to get off to it... maybe if the opponent were a bit smaller.
"Alright, if you enjoy finding wives yourself, then suit yourself." Himeko's hands started roaming Jun An's body restlessly, her body temperature somewhat high. Undoubtedly, this was a bad sign; Himeko had entered combat mode.
"—But as your wife, who waited at home alone and lonely for so long, you've eaten your fill outside, but you can't just ignore the home, right?" Himeko whispered aggrievedly in Jun An's ear, "You have to feed the one at home too, don't you?"
"But I have to meet Susannah tomorrow and buy a new phone. She invited me to a wedding held by her family." Jun An divided the pork noodles into two bowls. "I've never organized a wedding, so I want to learn from others. If I miss it, our wedding..."
"Just once!" Himeko started acting coquettishly towards the Captain. "Just once, Captain, please? My appetite is very small..."