Finance Director: "The safekeeping of cash has always been a big problem in financial management. You need to have the ability to gather wealth, resist dizziness at the sight of piles of money, have the skills to evade crackdowns, and possess the capability for quick and secure transfer of payments. Those with experience in cooking the books, embezzlement, or fleeing with funds are preferred. Chinese officials get priority. A Bian is exempt from testing."
Second, Public Relations Department
Image Spokesperson: "The world has various ways of theft: robbery, stealing, embezzlement, fraud, and deception, all of the same nature. Yet, only pirates are misunderstood. To widely establish a pirate image, we demand a world-class image spokesperson. International stars with experience in endorsing counterfeit and inferior products are preferred, especially those who have endorsed Sanlu milk powder from China."
