"W-What the hell is going on here…?" Asher muttered, blinking in disbelief at the long queue of women outside Lick & Stick Enterprises. They were practically clawing at each other to get in. Banji and Kelly were doing their best to hold the line back, but with so many pompous women elbowing their way forward, it was like trying to dam a river with a broom.
"Sell me the penises I've heard so much about!!." One woman shouted, hair wild and fists clenched. "I'll pay double!"
"No! I'll pay triple!!" another shouted over her.
And just like that, chaos erupted. Noble ladies, who usually demanded to be treated like royalty, snapped at commoners, ordering them to grovel. Only ten dildos were left. The green ones—everyone's favorite, apparently were already sold out. But the crowd wanting to buy were more than fifty.