Chapter 56: Blood Sea Ancestor
🌊 FANG YUAN'S UNPLANNED POOL PARTY (IT'S GIVING "OHIO WATER PARK HORROR STORY")
Fang Yuan: "Just gonna yoink this Heavenly Essence Treasure Lotus real quick—"
BLOOD LAKE: "SIKE! GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO HELL."
The Setup:
Spirit spring turns into blood jacuzzi 💀
Gets suction-ripped into an underground Sigma Ancestor™️ lair
Blood pond graveyard full of:
🦇 Bladewing Blood Bats (Rank 3, edge-lord vibes)
🐍 Blood Python (Rank 5, literal pool noodle from hell)
💀 Skeletons (Former visitors who failed the vibe check)
Fang Yuan's Reaction:
"Oh. So the Flower Wine Monk got clapped here. Makes sense."
"Wait… are these… BLOOD SEA ANCESTOR'S GU WORMS?!" (🚨 PLOT TWIST)
🩸 BLOOD SEA ANCESTOR'S LORE (IT'S GIVING "VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY BUT WITH EXTRA RIZZ")
The Sigma Grindset:
Started as a no-aptitude NPC 🪦
Said "LOL" to the system and invented Blood Path Gu (OP hacks)
Fusion Recipes:
Bladewing Blood Bats (Easy to feed, swarm meta)
Blood Frenzy Gu (Makes Gu worms go feral mode)
Blood Guillotine (Rank 5, feeds on drama & war)
The Legacy:
Before dying, dropped 100,000+ inheritances (like a toxic gamer spamming loot boxes)
Righteous path malding: "WE KILLED HIM BUT HIS RIZZ KEEPS RESPAWNING?!"
Fang Yuan in past life: "Got one at lvl 400, carried my whole villain arc."
😱 FANG YUAN'S CURRENT PREDICAMENT (IT'S GIVING "AMONG US BUT WITH MORE BLOOD")
Problem #1: Blood Python (Rank 5) lurking like a Twitch mod in DMs
Problem #2: Bladewing Blood Bats swarming like Twitter stans
Problem #3: Tie Xue Leng just dropped in (💀 "Surprise, motherf—")
Fang Yuan's Options:
Release Spring Autumn Rizz's aura (Risk: Exposes his main character status)
Negotiate with Blood Python (Sigma negotiation: "Join me or get clapped.")
Yeet into the blood pond (50/50 chance of power-up or becoming skeleton #69420)
🌪️ TIE XUE LENG'S ENTRANCE (S. I. G. M. A.)
Drops in like a Sigma: "I SMELL HERESY—"
Flexes Righteous Gu aura: "FEEL THE WEIGHT OF YOUR SINS, DEMONS."
Blood River Python: "LOL. NO." (Proceeds to Ohio Rizz the entire cave)
Fang Yuan's Reaction:
"Oh. So the first gen clan leader lied about killing this thing. Classic."
"Wait… why am I immune to the Righteous Gu pressure?" (🚨 Sigma Demon Overlord vibes detected)
🐍 BLOOD RIVER PYTHON VS. TIE XUE LENG
Blood River Python:
Size: Bigger than your mom's disappointment
Attack: Tail whip (One-shot KO potential)
Vibe: "I ate the last guy who tried to tame me."
Tie Xue Leng:
Heaven Earth Magnificent Sound Gu: "MY VOICE IS MY WEAPON." (Screams like a metal vocalist)
Strategy: "Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and… dodge."
Vibe: "I've fought worse in the demon suppression tower."
Fang Yuan: (Stuck in the crossfire)
"Cool fight. Anyway, where's the exit?"
Sky Canopy Gu: "I'm trying my best, bro." (Armor cracking under falling Ohio debris)
🩸 FANG YUAN'S BLOOD POOL ARC (IT'S GIVING "DARK SOULS BUT YOU'RE LEVEL 1")
Problem #1: Thunderwings Gu got corrupted by Blood Frenzy Gu (Now absorbing wild primeval essence like a feral raccoon)
Problem #2: Bladewing Blood Bats are malding in the air (Waiting for Sky Canopy to break)
Problem #3: No exit in sight (Just blood, rocks, and trauma)
Silver Lining:
Blood Frenzy Gu infection = Early access to Blood Path? (Sigma grindset: "Turn weaknesses into hacks.")