Damn!
What a blade!
Forget about the system for a moment.
Even Vir couldn't help but praise it — this is a damn good sword.
The ability was beyond description—only the word "legendary" could do it justice.
And most importantly, this sword could actually be used in combat!
For the first time ever, a combat-capable item showed up in a system store that previously only refreshed medical supplies.
That second ability? Isn't that basically the kind of move you use in action games to interrupt a boss's attack?
In a fight, this thing would be absolutely broken.
And this was a sword produced by the system, no less.
Its power was beyond question.
The durability is clearly written too — it only wears down when using the vibration ability.
Normal swordplay wouldn't wear it down at all.
A high chance to interrupt enemy attacks, plus a chance to briefly stun them?
This was an insanely powerful ability.
As long as this blade didn't shatter, it was a lifetime weapon.
And keeping it from breaking is easy enough — just don't use the vibration ability recklessly.
The vibration ability itself is pretty straightforward.
You could use it in a fight, or for saving someone's life.
But Vir had already made up his mind — he would never use it in battle.
Only the most severe injuries would be worthy of its power.
He'd already grasped how the ability worked.
In short: stab it into a person, activate the vibration, shatter the targeted body part, remove it, replace it with another part—done.
Basically a transplant ability.
And a damn strong one at that.
A literal lifesaver.
As long as you're not completely dead and your body's still warm—
Even if your head's gone, you better hang in there for a while longer!
It'll keep you alive, sure.
But what happens after that... Vir wasn't sure either.
The description didn't say everything — couldn't tell exactly how it all plays out.
Still, one thing was certain—this thing was overpowered.
Both abilities are absolutely elite.
But vibration had to be used sparingly.
Durability was a concern.
This ability couldn't be wasted—it had to be saved for critical moments.
The blade's parry ability was way too strong in combat to risk breaking it.
That said, testing it out was a must.
Maybe he could try it on Golden Lion to gauge its effects—and decide how to allocate its healing uses.
Though he wondered what that "weird scream" mentioned in the description sounded like.
The system even warned him to take precautions...
Ridiculous.
Right now, he didn't have enough negative points.
After buying the USB drive, he only had 1.4 million left.
This thing cost 3 million—but treating Boa Hancock should cover it.
After that, he could test it on Golden Lion.
With that thought, Vir relaxed and stretched out with a grin.
It had been a while — they should be arriving soon, right?
With that in mind, Vir activated his Observation Haki.
At the edge of its range — over a hundred kilometers away — he sensed Amazon Lily.
Through his Haki, he could hear everything happening on the island.
And right now, there was a very interesting duel underway.
That's right — it was Luffy fighting Hancock's two sisters.
And Luffy was doing it to save Marguerite, who had been turned to stone by Hancock.
If he won, Hancock would undo the petrification.
Marguerite was the woman who had helped Luffy when he first arrived.
At that moment, Hancock, having just refused the Marine draft order, was seated on her throne watching the fight below.
Vir found this amusing.
Even though he'd read the original story and knew what was going to happen, he still wanted to see it with his own eyes.
Listening through Haki just wasn't the same.
"Hey, Chopper! Tell the others I'm heading over first! I'll wait at the destination!"
After saying that to Chopper beside him, Vir opened a spatial door and vanished.
A single use was fine — he could accept the energy cost.
Chopper, now used to Vir's sudden disappearances, simply relayed the message to the crew and didn't dwell on it.
As for Vir, the scenery flipped, and he landed on Amazon Lily.
His landing spot happened to be right above Hancock's palace.
Right beneath him — the arena.
From his position, he had a perfect view, slightly above and behind Hancock.
Not bad at all.
The fight below was heating up.
Luffy was going all out against the two snake sisters, but it was clear—those two weren't on his level.
Luffy now was nothing like the kid from before.
He was far stronger than in the original story.
Still, the reason he hadn't finished them off yet was that he was trying to protect the petrified Marguerite.
Vir shook his head in exasperation.
So dumb.
Couldn't he just move the statue out of the way first?
You've got long arms for a reason.
Sometimes this guy is pretty sharp...
But most of the time...
Well. Best not to dwell on it.
Vir casually glanced at Hancock, seated on her throne — and something caught his attention.
Because she wasn't watching the fight at all.
She was reading a newspaper.
And not just any newspaper — it was the article about Vir and Akainu's love-hate clash.
But after a brief skim, Hancock lost interest.
What garbage — her expression said.
She flung the newspaper away in disdain.
Standing beside her was Elder Nyon, Amazon Lily's former empress.
A small, hunched old woman.
Seeing Hancock discard the paper, she rushed over to grab it.
News birds didn't come here — this was the Calm Belt, after all.
So newspapers were a rare commodity here.
But before she could even glance at it, a long, pale leg kicked her away.
"When did you get here?! How dare you stand so close to me!"
Hancock snapped.
Elder Nyon was sent flying in a perfect arc, vanishing into the forest below...
Vir couldn't help but laugh.
That old hag might not be good for much, but she sure knew how to take a fall.
Years of practice, no doubt.
Down in the arena, the battle was reaching its climax.
Luffy was dodging nonstop while carrying Marguerite's petrified body.
He wasn't attacking.
He wanted the sisters to hurt each other by mistake.
And soon enough, he succeeded.
A fireball from Orange Chubby (Hancock's sisters are distinguished by hair color—names are too long, no need to dwell on it)
Slammed straight into Green Head's back.
The impact sent her flying toward the gap between the arena and the stands.
She barely avoided falling by grabbing the edge.
But Hancock's face turned pale.
Because the back of Green Head's outfit was almost completely burned off!
Just as she was about to step in and stop the fight—
Luffy lunged forward.
From his vantage point above, Vir immediately noticed the change in Hancock's expression as she looked at Luffy.
Tch~
Women these days.
Falling so easily?
Pathetic.
As Vir shook his head at Hancock's hopeless crush, a flash of realization suddenly hit him!
Wait a second...
Wait, wait, wait!
He'd forgotten something important!
Hancock was a total simp.
And soon, she'd fall head over heels for Luffy.
Not just fall in love—she'd get full-on lovesickness!
And lovesickness?
That's a disease!
Right?
Can it be treated?
Hell yeah, it can!
Guaranteed cure!