As they approached Whole Cake Island, a variety of singing Homies-filled ships docked at the port. But the most eye-catching sight was at the center: a massive ship nearly 200 meters wide. Its bow was shaped like a round mochi ball wearing a crown, continuously singing. The ship itself was decorated with green and yellow candies, and more than a vessel, it resembled a gigantic floating cake.
Seeing this colossal creation, Donquixote Doflamingo suddenly felt that the Ark Maxim he had once built in Skypiea was rather small in comparison. This singing ship—it was like a paradise for children!
The sweet, sugary scent in the air was already drifting towards him. However, the unique way the Numancia Flamingo traveled also attracted the attention of various factions gathering for the tea party.
"The Golden Lion?!"
"Idiot, the Golden Lion always moves with island ships. This is clearly an unusual newcomer."
"That flag... it looks familiar."
"Isn't that the emblem on the special medicine? This is Doflamingo from Sabaody!"
"Let's go! Attack him—he's bound to have plenty on him!"
...
The hostile gazes surrounding him interrupted Doflamingo's thoughts. He glanced down at the two towering women standing by the ship's side, completely unfazed. It seemed someone wanted to test his strength.
Very well, then. Time for a demonstration.
"There's always some fool who doesn't know their place. Trash like this is unworthy of attending Lady Charlotte Linlin's tea party. Enel!"
"Yes, Young Master. Divine Judgment!"
Enel transformed into pure lightning, his body crackling with energy before unleashing a massive lightning column that swept across the gathered enemies.
Down below, the sisters instinctively felt a storm of danger brewing above them. Meanwhile, the would-be attackers, still jeering just moments ago, were instantly blinded by the intense heat and arcs of electricity.
Then, an overwhelming burst of light and heat consumed them.
"Aaaahhhh!"
Screams filled the air as flesh, muscle, and organs burned and carbonized. The sheer voltage coursing through their bodies far exceeded the threshold for fatal electrocution.
As the attack subsided, the air was thick with the scent of roasted meat and scorched remains.
Doflamingo, ever the gentleman, smiled politely. "Ladies, I assume Lady Charlotte Linlin is aware of my arrival. Would you be so kind as to notify her?"
The sisters snapped out of their shock, their voices shaky as they replied, "Please... follow us."
This wasn't what they had expected. They thought he was just another high-ranking pirate in the Grand Line. But if a mere subordinate—a man who looked like a child—possessed such power, then what about the man himself...?
Their reactions did not escape Doflamingo's keen observation.
He hadn't expected Enel to be this intimidating.
Grinning, he gave Enel a heavy pat on the shoulder.
"Nicely done."
...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
A massive figure landed on the ground, causing tremors with each step.
Approaching from a distance was a strikingly large woman—though at only 27 feet tall, she was actually considered quite young. A pink-brimmed hat sat atop her head, her long, flowing pink hair draping over her shoulders. Her enormous chest could easily engulf an average-sized man. By her side, a cartoonish sun and cloud with human-like faces floated along, grinning mischievously. Even the skull on her hat seemed alive.
This was Big Mom, Charlotte Linlin—one of the rulers of the New World, the most dangerous, terrifying, and savage of pirates.
At 43 years old, she was still in her prime.
Surrounded by children of all shapes and sizes, she was quite the sight.
Doflamingo considered himself lucky.
Seeing that Charlotte Linlin's eyes weren't glowing red, he figured she was in a good mood.
"Seems Mama already understands the situation. You may state your true purpose."
"Fufufufufu... Don't worry, I'm here with nothing but sincere intentions."
"Young Master, is this really a human?" Enel muttered in shock. Seeing that her children were within earshot, he kept his voice low.
How could someone grow this massive?
"No need to doubt it. This is a naturally born powerhouse—one that surpasses ordinary humans. Enel, go make preparations."
...
"Ma-ha-ha-ha-ha! Brat, show me your gift! If I'm not satisfied, you know what happens next."
As she spoke, Big Mom grabbed the rooftop of a nearby cake house, stuffing it into her mouth as she devoured it whole. The three personalities within her chattered and laughed eerily as they echoed her words.
"You know what happens next! You know what happens next!"
Doflamingo resisted the urge to punch those creepy little entities.
"Of course, this is just the first step in building our friendship. I guarantee you'll be pleased."
Big Mom swallowed the last of her cake and licked her lips, her massive tongue running over the remaining crumbs. The motion, though strangely seductive, carried an undeniable sense of danger.
Doflamingo, however, remained unfazed. This was a woman who quite literally ate people.
Without changing expression, he replied, "There's no 'if.' You will be satisfied."
Doflamingo was confident he had pinpointed exactly what she wanted.
To sell a product, one must first understand the customer's desires.
"Ho! This kid's got guts!"
"Speaking to Mama like that..."
"I want one of his Homies!"
"Me too!"
...
The young Charlotte siblings whispered among themselves.
Ordinary pirates would have had their souls shredded by now. Yet Doflamingo remained composed, laughing as he spoke.
It was impressive.
But he was still going to die.
Whoosh!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Seven large iron cages, covered by drapes, were dropped onto the shore at lightning speed.
Enel materialized from a streak of electricity, standing at Doflamingo's side.
Big Mom barely glanced at the Numancia Flamingo Mini floating in the sky. Instead, her gaze fixed on Enel.
"This kid's got the Rumble-Rumble Fruit... Lucky brat."
"Indeed. But that's not the important part."
Whoosh!
Doflamingo pulled away the first drape.
Inside the cage was a naked man, bound in a spread-eagle position. His face twisted in sorrow, tears streaming down his cheeks. His bare arms, legs, and even his wings were adorned with symmetrical pink heart tattoos. Around his neck was a collar with a large butterfly bow, marking him as a "gift."
"My apologies, my gift isn't a dessert. However, I believe a pureblooded descendant of the Skypieans—practically extinct in the world below—would be a worthy addition to Totto Land."
"Ma-ha-ha-ha! You sure know how to please me, kid!"
Big Mom's face lit up as she gazed at the Lunarian's white wings.
Totto Land had gained yet another race.
However, something about the pink tattoos intrigued her... A peculiar, indescribable allure.
Shaking off the thought, she turned to the six remaining cages.
"And these?"
Doflamingo smirked as he unveiled them all.
"Fufufufufu... I call this gift: The Pink Queen and Her Seven Dwarves."
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