(The Omni-Team was driving through the mountainous California Rockies down a highway detour to get away from the traffic.)
Max: "It's nice being off the highway."
(Max sighed.)
Max: "Don't you kids just love the open road?"
(Gwen adjusted the radio, but all she heard was static.)
Gwen: "Not when you can't get a radio signal."
(Gwen sighed.)
Max: "Well then, how about a sing-along?"
(Max asked.)
Allison: "Oh, please no!"
(Allison shouted.)
Max: "We'll be comin' round the mountain when we come. We'll be drivin' the Rust Bucket when we come."
(Becky pressed the pillow to her face in agony and groaned as loud as she could, moaning into it.)
(That was when Jen stuck her head out of the bathroom with an angry look on her face.)
Jen: "How about a flush-along?! The toilet's backed up again!"
(Max then pressed a button on the RV's receiver and Becky got up and adjusted some of the dials on the radio signals on the shelves.)
(Everyone felt the RV speed up a little and Allison gave a thumbs-up to Max, who happily honked the horn.)
Max: "Hydraulics are on."
(Max said as the RV lifted a little on its wheels.)
Ben: "You're clear to flush, sis."
(Ben said.)
Gwen: "And hopefully fast."
(Gwen nodded.)
(Jen hurriedly went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet down the chute.)
Jen: "Seriously, Grandpa?"
(Jen asked.)
Jen: "This thing can go 300 miles an hour, yet it takes three people to flush the toilet?"
Max: "Hey, our old gal's got character, Jen."
(That was when they heard a honking noise from behind them and noticed a large blue and silver RV drive by them, clearly in a hurry.)
Allison: "No, Max."
(Allison said.)
Allison: "That's character."
(Soon, a blue monster truck-style pickup drove up behind them, with an orange muscle car with a subwoofer on the hood and a brown tow truck flanking its sides.)
(Jen glared outwards as she looked out the back window.)
Jen: "We've got company, people!"
???: "This is the Baron!"
(a voice announced from the pickup truck.)
Baron: "Move that piece of junk in front of us so we can get what we came for!"
Becky: "You've got to be kidding me!"
(Becky said.)
Becky: "Road pirates?! Of all the things that could ruin our day now, it's road pirates?!"
(They felt a jolt as the Baron's truck bumped them from behind, right as they were rounding up on the barrier towards the edge of the mountain.)
Ben: "Forget going round the mountain!"
(Ben shouted.)
Ben: "We're going down it!"
Gwen: "We're doomed!"
(Gwen shouted.)
Jen: "Grandpa, hurry!"
(Jen shouted.)
(Max nodded and made a sharp turn towards the curve, breaking off a piece of the barrier and quickly drove down the curve.)
(Everyone sighed in relief at that.)
Allison: "What's with those drivers?"
(Allison asked.)
Ben: "Forget what's up, Ally."
(Ben said.)
Ben: "They're going down!"
Becky: "Right."
(Becky said as the team quickly activated their watches and suited up.)
Lucky Girl: "It's Hero Time!"
(Lucky Girl said.)
Omni-Green: "Time for some real XLR8-tion!"
(Omni-Green said as he and his sister slammed down and transformed into... Blitzwolfer and Firefly.)
Blitzwolfer: "Oh man!"
(Blitzwolfer whimpered.)
Huntress. "The last thing I want to help me against road pirates is a puppy."
(Huntress sighed.)
Max: "We're getting those road pirates."
(Max said as he sped the Rust Bucket up as they got off the mountain trail and went down on the open plains.)
(The road pirates continued driving up to the deluxe RV on the road ahead.)
(The Baron, their leader, smirked.)
(He had light brown hair, a light brown mustache, and wears a black vest over a white shirt and a white and green cap and sunglasses covering his eyes.)
(He also had the tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his right arm.)
Baron: "I've got it in my sights. And soon, they're gonna be under my wheels."
(The camera shifted to the tow truck, where a man missing most of his teeth with brown eyes, light brown hair with a bald spot and tattoos all over on his body, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, smirked evilly.)
man: "You're mine!"
(The woman driving the muscle car wore a short white jacket with the ends tied under which she wears a black full sleeved shirt, torn-by-the-edges jean shorts and green welding glasses.)
(She also had long black hair reaching down to the center of her back and bright blue eyes.)
The woman: "You can count on me, boss!"
(The Baron drove his truck, using some kind of jump feature to leap over the RV and drive right in front of it.)
(Fortunately, Max drove the Rust Bucket right by as he shouted out towards the Baron.)
Max: "Leave him alone!"
(he shouted as he rammed the Rust Bucket into the monster truck.)
Baron: "Well, my, my."
(the Baron mused.)
Baron: "It seems you can't judge a vehicle by its paint job nowadays."
(The deluxe RV drove away as the other two road pirates drove on.)
(The man smirked as he and the woman flanked the Rust Bucket as the Omni-Team climbed up on top of it and Matter Girl absorbed the metal from the top.)
(They felt the other cars ram the sides of the vehicle, making them shake a bit from the impact as the Baron's truck got back onto the area.)
Huntress: "Where's Speed Queen when you need her?!"
(Huntress asked as she prepared an arrow from her quiver.)
(Blitzwolfer howled out and leaped onto the tow truck.)
Blitzwolfer: "Hey, old man! Try this on for size!"
(He then growled and used his powerful-as-steel jaws to rip open the truck's hood.)
(The man inside screamed and slammed on the accelerator, peeling away from the Rust Bucket.)
Firefly: "Go get him, brother!"
(Firefly shouted as she flew up with Matter Girl riding on her back.)
(The girl in the muscle car smirked and pressed a button, producing spikes from her wheels.)
(She moved towards the tires of the Rust Bucket, but it swerved to avoid her and generated some lightning sparks from its wheels, sending a nasty shock through her car's systems and it moved back.)
(The tow truck moved up to the Baron's monster truck with Blitzwolfer still on it.)
the man: "Ride's over, freak!"
(the man shouted as he slammed on the brakes, sending Blitzwolfer flying off and tumbling onto the roof of the luxury RV.)
(Huntress prepared an arrow and glared as she fired it out, blasting the tires of both the tow truck and the muscle car, sending them swerving as Lucky Girl positioned her hands carefully.)
Lucky Girl: "Thanatis Icatis Exodus!"
(Lucky Girl shouted as she thrust her palms forwards.)
(A tornado suddenly generated from the open desert ground and swerved past the RV and caught the three pirate vehicles in its vortex as it tore its way through the desert.)
(Firefly then smirked and sent out some fire balls to blow the engines before settling down on the Rust Bucket where she timed out.)
(The pirates stood in the open desert with their cars scattered and glared out at the two RV's leaving with the superheroes on top of the Rust Bucket making funny mocking faces at them as they passed.)
the woman: "My engine's blown!"
(the woman shouted.)
the man: "We can still get that RV for ya, boss."
(the man told the Baron.)
Baron: "I'm thinking about getting me a different set of wheels."
(the Baron said, looking at the Rust Bucket.)
Max: "Good job, guys."
(Max said as he pulled the Rust Bucket over onto the side of the road as they deactivated their suits.)
Allison: "By the way, where's Ben?"
(Allison asked.)
(Suddenly, the RV's driver ran up in a panic to Max and the girls before stopping, gasping for breath.)
Becky: "I... think I have a pretty good idea."
(Becky smiled, rolling her eyes as they ran up to the RV.)
the driver: "Help! There's a monster in my hot tub!"
(the driver said.)
the driver: "With your help, I had just gotten away from those road pirates when I heard this sudden splash."
Jen: "Did you say... hot tub?!"
(Jen asked, stars in her eyes as she and the others went inside the RV and gasped with bulging eyes at the sight.)
(It was like a luxury hotel on wheels.)
Gwen: "Wow."
(Gwen said.)
Becky: "It's a paradise in here!"
(Becky said.)
Max: "I suppose."
(Max said.)
Max: "If you like all that fancy schmancy stuff."
(The man opened the door to his hot tub and they went inside and chuckled, rolling their eyes as they saw Ben relaxing in the hot tub with a pleased smile on his face.)
Gwen: "Well, it's not a monster."
(Gwen said.)
Gwen: "But he is pretty horrific looking."
Ben: "Hey, you guys try finding someplace cool in the middle of the desert!"
(Ben said, getting out and grabbing a towel.)
Ben: "I almost had to eat a cactus just to stay hydrated."
the driver: "How'd you- I mean, there was this werewolf creature who came through the sunroof and-"
Max: "Sir."
(Max said.)
Max: "It was probably the desert heat playing tricks with your mind."
Ben: "I wouldn't mind travelling in here forever."
(Ben said.)
the driver: "It's just the most advanced satellite communications system out there. Wi-fi, email, internet and radio."
Allison: "Wow."
(Allison said, impressed.)
the driver: "I've got a 63-inch plasma flat-screen with 500 channels of satellite TV."
(the driver said.)
Jen: "Sweet!"
(Jen said.)
Jen: "I could kill for something like this!"
Laurence: "Name's Laurence Wainwright. Been on the road all summer. I figured it was time for me to cash in and see the country, really get to meet people, finally relax in life."
Ben: "Guess what, sir, you're not alone."
(Ben said.)
Ben: "We've been on the road all summer too."
(Becky looked at a shelf full of trophies before Laurence ran by and stopped her.)
Laurence: "No, not my trophies! My RV has won best in show in 16 states!"
Becky: "Sorry, Mr. Wainwright."
(Becky said.)
Laurence: "No problem. So, can I treat you six to dinner for all your help?"
Max: "Well."
(Max said, looking at the Rust Bucket's smoking engine.)
Max: "I do need a place to stop and do some repairs."
Jen: "Shotgun!"
(Jen shouted as she hopped in the front seat of the luxury RV.)
[To Be Continued...]