(Ayame) YOUR AWAKE {Crying} thank goodness felix
(Felix) Yeah, that's good but... My legs are paralyzed...
(Ayame) Wait what?
{A few weeks later}
I was finally released from the hospital. I called my family, but they ended the call instantly, hearing my voice. Ayame brought me to her house. She works and attends college while taking care of me. I felt like I was taking advantage of her. I tried talking to her about it...
(Felix) Ayame, why are you doing this? You could've just let me go into a retirement home or something {nervously laughing}
(Ayame) I can't have another woman touching you
{Felix} She looked angry when I said that or something, guess I'll just be happy I have such a good friend to take care of me
(Ayame) Well, im going out to work. I'll be back for dinner
(Felix) Okay
I have a phone, but it has no cell service. But the Maps app still works, and I spend my time memorizing the map. When I got the phone, it had the notes app, but I deleted so I can't even keep a journal, but I mean this is all I can do for hours
{4 hours later}
[Bing]
(Felix) Huh? Where did that sound come from
[Bing]
(Felix) Yeah, that helps so much.
{Felix} Where is this sound coming from?
[Bing bing bing]
A screen opened in front of my face
[ Hello Felix ]
(Felix) Uh hello?
[ Due to an error, we are unable to fix your limbs, so you will be limited in the classes that you can choose from. ]
(Felix) An error?
[ Yes! But don't fret, you will be transported to the first trial after you have chosen your class, and you will also have to select a subclass. ]
(Felix) Oh, okay, am I going insane? Have I broken?
[ Noooo, not yet :D God has chosen your world for damnation, but he's not cruel, so he'll give you all a chance. ]
(Felix) Oh, this~ okay then, show me the classes
[ Okay ]
_
Archer (error)
Mage (error)
Summoner (error)
Knight (error)
Adventurer (error)
Thief (error)
Ninja (error)
Priest (error)
...
_
(Felix) Every time I click one, it says error and doesn't work
[ Yes, your options are limited. ]
(Felix) Then why the fuck are you showing me the ones i cant use?!? Can you show me the ones I can use?
_
Explorer
Buffer
Negotiator
Luck master
Spirit talker
Greed
Gluttony
Zoner
_
(Felix) These are some odd classes. How many classes are there anyway?
[ 5820 different classes that can combine with their subclass to make up over 10 thousand classes ]
(Felix) Could you give me an exact number? Not some bullshit like over 10 thousand???
[You're starting to get on my nerves, pick your primary class and subclass, a get on with it. ]
(Felix) Whatever, can I see what each class does?
[ Sure -_- ]
_
Explorer - you get a map of every enemy and ally near you
Buffer - you can buff mana, stamina, attack damage, magic damage, etc.
Negotiator - you can convince anyone below or 3 levels above you of whatever you have to say
Luck master - your luck for monster drops and quest rewards is increased
Spirit talker - you can talk to any undead person as long as you have sufficient mana
Greed - your attack/magic damage is increased by the amount of gold the player has (the currency in which the system gives for loot found from killing monsters)
Gluttony - you will gain a random characteristic from the monster you have chosen to eat (all monster meat is poisonous and tastes like garbage)
Zoner - You can make a zone around a certain area or a building, which only the owner and people he allows in can come and go
_
(Felix) Alright, are these all the ones that I can choose from because of the error?
[ No, but I don't feel like looking through every class )
(Felix) What the fuck, you piece of shit screen
[ Say that again >:( ]
(Felix) Piece of shit screen
[ Thank you for your selection of your primary class and subclass, Zoner-Primary, Buffer-Sub, have a great day in the first trial >:) ]
(Felix) Huh?
[ You will be transported to the waiting room. ]
(Felix) Huuuuuuh?!
{Felix} it's black again, this feels way too familiar, I open my eyes to another white room with a bed and door, im sitting on the bed and can't move cause of my legs
[ The first trial will begin shortly. We are currently waiting for all the humans to select their classes. I am here to help if you have any questions. ]
(Felix) Hey, why did it just pick a class for me???
[ Congratulations, Felix, you were the first person to choose both of your classes, you have completed a secret quest and have earned the title First runner, it gives +80 agility and +20 intelligence ]
(Felix) Are you trying ro make fun of me???, i cant use my fucking legs you dumb screen, how am i going to use agility??
[ Calm down, I understand your worry, you chose the buffer class, it takes your stats and buffs an ally player, as long as you have sufficient mana for the amount of points given ]
(Felix) I DIDN'T CHOOSE THES DAMN CLASSES, THE OTHER SCREEN BEFORE GAVE ME THEM AND SENT ME IN
[ I understand your upset nature, I will send a report to the headmaster looking over your screens ]
[ Done! Is there anything else you need help with? ]
(Felix) How do I see my stats and stuff?
[ All you have to do is touch your nose and say status open. ]
(Felix) Okay thats weird
{ Touches nose } status open
[ Error ]
(Felis) What the hell? It says error
[ It seems that everything except your basic stats can be opened. I will open them now. ]
[ Your titles and achievements will be hidden from you, quests and other things as well, you'll be able to see your level, at level 2 is where you'll get stat points ]
(Felix) Well, that's a little annoying, {touches nose}
[ You don't have to touch your nose, simple status open, will open your status ]
(Felix) You mother fucker
[ Don't ever yell at me again, you human pig. ]
(Felix) Awww, is Miss Screen mad? Open status
_
Level: 1
Strength- 10
Mana- 10 +40
Agility- 0 +80
Intelligence- 20 +20
Stamina- 10
Resistance- 10
Magic damage 10 +20
_
(Felix) That's it?
[ Yes, for now ]
(Felix) Why do I have bonus mana?
[ You have chosen 2 mana needed classes, so the system has given you a bonus mana ]
(Felix) Ah, okay, at least that's nice, can I know what the first trial is about?
[ Yes, you will be placed in a dungeon with 5000 different people from around the world, you will all have an auto translate for every language ]
(Felix) Can I ask what the objective is?
[ Of course, these are things that I would've had to explain before anyway. The objective is to kill goblins that will spawn in the dungeon, You will be spawned randomly in the dungeon. ]
(Felix) Wait, will I get any bonus for still being disabled? Im at a bad disadvantage and I'd like to get something
[ I will send a request to the headmaster ]
[ ... ]
[ Congratulations, you've been given the title of the disabled, you will gain 30 resistance and 20 magic damage, and 20 mana ]
(Felix) Open status
_
Level: 1
Strength- 10
Mana- 10 +60
Agility- 0 +80
Intelligence- 20 +20
Stamina- 10
Resistance- 10 +30
Magic damage 10 +40
_
(Felix) Nice, well I have to non-attacking classes so this should be fine, I think...