The World Ball. This was a premier event where everyone who was anyone would attend in order to socialize, enhance and build their reputations and potentially make life changing connections!!!
Set in a pristine castle in Luxuria, the social pinnacle of the world, It would be documented on all the major broadcasting networks, and it was by strictly limited invitation only. As such the interest and demand had become fierce, especially as rumours had been leaked that the one and only Sally Sallyson could be making an appearance, which had caused countless men to froth and foam, at the prospect of maybe, oh just maybe… getting Sally alone…!!!
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Meanwhile, in his office, Georgé Lazer, or as he was affectionately known in the industry, Ge, was gooning out as he gazed at the fascinating video in front of him. He was a master of (click)baiting, although at this point he had yet to truly receive the recognition that he probably deserved.
As a veteran reporter, he had spent years looking for the biggest scoops, and it had been he who had noted Valentine's insane Rizz and watched his video which at that point was popular but still not yet viral.
This person… he has potential, Ge thought to himself. Perhaps this could be his big breakthrough.
But it was still too soon to be sure. As such, all he had was a hunch.
As he watched Valentine's video, his heart had been abruptly arrowed with admiration, and his mind immediately inundated with inspiration, upon taking in the sheer vision, the excellence and the rizzified candor with which this Man had delivered his soon-to-be timeless address.
As such, after viewing the video, he immediately penned an article and posted it to Bluedit, before, as is often the case, forgetting about it and going to bed.
[Excerpt from Georgé's at that point soon-to-be viral Article]
"Who is Valentine Richést?"
This ridiculously charismatic, handsome and pioneering man has seemed to appear out of nowhere, but his words and deeds have captured our imaginations, taking the world by storm.
Upon watching his video, I was immediately filled with the urge to express my turgid emotions, and had to let the… bottled up… ink flow out from my pen…
"Valentine O Valentine"
Valentine O Valentine Where have you been all these years?
Valentine O Valentine I ask as I wipe up my trickling tears.
Valentine O Valentine you give me strength to face my fears
Valentine O Valentine you know just how to grind my gears…
Valentine O Valentine His Rizz is truly the sh*z
Valentine O Valentine you're a master of the biz
Valentine O Valentine Got us all worked up in a tizz
Valentine O Valentine it just doesn't get better than thiz!!!
Valentine O Valentine I say as I stifle a groan
Valentine O Valentine I just can't help but moan
Valentine O Valentine at the top you stand alone
Valentine O Valentine take all my power stone! 😛 (thanks so much for your contribution ✨)
Valentine O how you Shine
Forgive me if I'm out of line
The more I look the more I find
A person who's as strong as he is kind…
Valentine O Valentine I really cannot cope
Valentine O Valentine with how you're just so dope
Valentine O Valentine your vision has such Scope
Valentine O Valentine thanks for giving us Hope ✨
Ge-orgé's article, posted on various media quickly amassed hundreds of thousands of upvotes comments and shares, and people after watching Valentine's video from reading Georgé's article, began to start singing and quoting "Valentine O Valentine" in the streets.
It was indeed an exciting time to be alive…
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Meanwhile, whilst this was going on, Silkius Smoothius, Meatius Maximus, and various other… 'gentlemen' were making their preparations.
Aside from these two unique speci(al)-mens, there were of course countless lorry-loads of other hopeful dudes who were all throwing their hats - and goodness knows what else - into the ring.
For starters, there was Directus Approachus, a pompous and confident young master from Cuttothe Chase, yet another goon who believed that with his forthright and to-the-point manner, Sally would have likely no option but to accept his advances.
And is there truly a need to mention Arroe Gant from the Sneering Dominion, who was yet another who vastly overestimated his own importance, whilst looking down on the other 'trash' that he believed were beneath him? Sally should feel honoured, he declared [deludedly], to become his…!
And then there was also the likes of Obseswyth Sniffing, hailing from the Perversity Peninsula, who, true to his name, hungered for Sally's scent… he would draw matters with Sally to a close… and then take in deep breaths through his nose!!!!
Presently, Each of these stupefying suitors, in synchronized split screen motion, each licked their lips in their respective and varied disturbing, expectant and perverse ways as they each held up a photo of Sally, all at similar yet slightly different angles, to the light.
Oh… They would prepare for the World Ball...
And Sally would be theirs!!!!