They all went to a cooking museum.
-Tour guide: "Welcome to the museum of 'cook or get cooked!' Please follow me."
-Riku: "That name doesn't sound good."
-Yaku(excited): "We'll follow you anywhere, ma'am."
-Momo: "Yaku happy?"
-Amane: "What was the last time I saw Yaku like this?"
-Juni: "Probably since that time, she managed to make Iso smile."
Flashback.
-Yaku(trips over): "Guuah!"
-Iso: "Hehe..."
Back to now.
-Iso: "Hehe..."
-Yaku: "Uh, well yeah, Iso barely smiles, it's logical for me to be happy that I made him smile, nothing special about it."
-Riku: "Great, I am not the only one then who can do that*." (Riku has multiple times managed to get Iso smiling.)
After a moment, they arrive at the first stop.
-Tour guide: "This...is The Pan, The most sacred weapon anyone has ever created."
They all look at the frying pan, which somewhat looks familiar.
-Iso: "This looks like just any other frying pan, don't we have the same at home?"
When I said familiar, I didn't mean in that way, Iso.
-Yaku: "Shh! She's right, this frying pan is one's best friend when it comes to cooking, you can make pancakes, eggs, bacon, la crème de la crème of spaghetti, and a lot more of different meals, so no, a pan is more than what it looks like."
-Amane: "The way it is shown to the customer is what captivates me, I wanna draw it, but there is still NO restroom."
-Juni: "I use something else to cook, but I guess pans are underrated."
-Iso: "I don't know why, but this is somewhat interesting, sorry, but I don't follow."
-Yaku: "Don't worry, this is just the beginning."
-Tour guide: "And now please follow me to the next room."
to the next room, yay!
-Tour guide: "This...is the replica of the famous cooking show named 'A show named something bal bla about cooking', it was the first ever cooking show which entered the history book of cooking shows."
-Yaku: "Oh, I know that one! The chef's famous line..."
-Yaku and tour guide: "Never give up or I'll cook you into m*th!"
-Riku: "I still remember when you said that your reason for using the internet was beyond understanding*." (What Yaku said in chapter 2)
But overall, Riku is happy because Yaku is happy.
-Juni: "Must be a comedy cooking show, right?"
-Iso: "No, I heard that 30 of the illegal m*th sold were from a human body."
-Amane: "Of course you'd know that, Iso."
-Momo: "Ayo?!"
-Tour guide: "Now, please follow me-"
An announcement was being made.
-host: "Our cooking competition is starting now! Anyone can join last minute!"
-Tour guide: "Ah, yes, there is a cooking competition that's about to start, would you guys maybe wanna watch it?"
-Yaku: "...This is where I will shine."
1 minute later.
-host: "Everybody, welcome to our 5 participants! We've got a 90-year-old grandpa who even a tiny over-sweet can end him! An 18-year-old bananaphobic dude who is very afraid of bananas! A 13-year-old super-rich kid whose dad surely didn't rig the competition! a 22-year-old robotic-looking maid who surely wasn't made to humiliate the others! and an 11-year-old tsundere who can stare into your soul but is also very cute! Who's gonna win? You'll find out soon, like really soon, the chapter's already long enough, so we'll just do a time skip, gonna wait for the additional scene at the bonus chapter readers!"
time skip.
-Grandpa: "I made a tank-looking meal."
-Bananaphobic guy: "I-i m-made t-this d-desert w-with a-a l-lot o-of d-different f-fruit, e-except t-the Y-yellow o-one"
-Rich kid: "I brouh-uh I mean I made this delicious golden burger by all myself! I would never cheat, of course."
-Robotic maid: "I have made this simple meal called 'pancake with banana', a meal master always liked" (someone was screaming out of fear somewhere in the room, can you guess who it was?)
-Yaku: "For some reason, I was limited in resources, but I made eggs."
-Host: "Alright, everyone has finished preparing their meal! And for the final result, I will be the one to judge!"
One by one, they each came to give their meal.
Grandpa's turn.
-Host(thinking): {It is indeed explosive, but too salty}
-Host: "I give it a 7/10."
Bananaphobic guy's turn.
-Host(thinking): {It's full of fruits, lucky I am not allergic, but I like bananas, life without bananas is meaningless}
-Host: "I give it a 5/10."
Rich kid's turn.
-Host(thinking): {His dad promised me 1 million yen if he wins, let's just get over with this-}
The host bit, and his teeth broke.
-Host(thinking): {Ah, right, this burger is ACTUALLY made entirely in gold}
-Host: "I give it a 10/10."
-Riku(from the crowd): "WHAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN EAT ANYTHING!"
-Iso: "That guy's cheating?!"
-Amane: "What a brat!"
-Juni: "That kid's going to be my next experiment."
-Momo(just cracks her hand)
-Riku: "Wait... let's see what happens."
-Everyone: "?"
-Riku: "I am confident that kid's not gonna win..."
Maid's turn.
-Host(thinking): {Ah, bananas, this one's good}
-Host: "I give it a 9/10."
Yaku's turn.
-Host(thinking): {Just eggs? that can't be that goo-}
The bite of the egg.
-Host: "?!"
Suddenly, everything around the host's view was filled with sparkles.
-Host: "H-How? How can you make a masterpiece this GOOD?! With only EGGS? 11/10!"
-Rich kid: "WHAT?!"
-Riku: "YAHHHOOOO! YEAH YAKU IS THE BEST YOOOO!"
-Host: "Sorry, kid, your dad can keep the 1 million yen, nothing is with better than this master piece."
The host takes a moment to recompose himself.
-Host: "And the winner is, Yaku!"
Everyone cherishes Yaku.
Later on.
-Riku: "Yaku you were the best!"
-Iso: "But how did you know she was going to win?"
-Juni: "Was it because you believed in her?"
-Amane: "Or was it because you knew she was the best?"
-Riku: "No...because she is a protagonist."
-Yaku: "Yeah, yea,h sure, I am not THAT happy about winnin.g"
-Iso: "So, where are we going now?"
-Juni: "Let's go to the science museum!"
End of chapter.