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A Programmer Being Delusional

0zzy
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Ozzy here i hope you like it english is my secong tounge
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Chapter 1 - {!} The Delusion Is Going To Be Real

A young man with white hair and black eyes sat beside a window, his round circular glasses gleaming under the sun's light.

The day seemed ordinary. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and a gray creature was charging on the other side of the wall. All around the Ravenger were people, some of whom wore the same outfit.

The Ravenger charged up to the wall and destroyed it, ramming into the young man sitting at the school table.

Pistoning its head, the Ravenger threw the white haired man to the wall.

The young man got up, and his right arm had scales, and it was spreading throughout his body. It seems that the scales were the ones that absorbed most of the impact.

And just then, jaws appeared out of the ground, and they followed a path straight to the white haired guy. But Kuro just jumped and stuck to the ceiling, and just then, arrows flew straight at him.

Dodging to the right, he took an arrow straight in the air with his snake tail. He then dropped down and flicked his tail, and the arrow that it was holding shot out and hit a witch who was about to throw a potion.

And with that, Kuro just stopped himself from being poisoned and killing one of the raiders, but it was just one.

He then saw some guys running at him, all four of them had axes and were charging at him. Kuro crouched and he dashed at them, grabbing the first one by the head. He spun while still having airtime.

He then used the Vindicator he was carrying to block an iron axe from another Vindicator, pushing the body. Kuro knocked down both of them, then he kicked the head of the second Vindicator, and it stopped struggling.

He then slightly jumped, and he spun, and his tail extended and flicked the other two Vindicators.

But before he could get a breather, he was tackled by the Ravenger. Kuro furrowed his brows and tried to choke the creature, but its thick skin protected it.

Kuro then heard a crossbow being loaded, he looked up to see a pillager loading her crossbow. Kuro tried to swipe it out of her hands, but before he could do that, he was slammed into a wall.

The wall broke down, and now they were in a hallway, and Kuro was pinned to the wall while the other raiders followed the head Pillager.

Then, while pinned, the Pillager on top of the warden fired her crossbow, and it hit Kuro in the head, but the scales deflected it. Looking at the Ravenger's eyes, Kuro smirked.

He then put his arm inside the Ravenger's mouth. Then, his arms turned into snakes, and the snakes bit the insides of the Ravenger, poisoning it.

And when the Ravengers' strength was weakened, Kuro got out of his pinned position, but he was still in danger as arrows shot at him, and when he tried to run, two vexes blocked his path.

With his newly regrew arm, he swiped at them, but only one was knocked back as the other phased through his attack.

Then, he heard another set of jaws coming straight for him. He jumped, and his feet landed on the wall. Crouching vertically, he shot out and hit the Illager. Then, after that, he tackled some of the Pillagers who were shooting at him.

Then, with two down, he used two of the already-charged crossbows and shot them at the other two Pillagers. 

However, in the real world, the man in the daydream is just an ordinary high school student who likes programming. Just then, the bell rang, and Haiken Kuroba was awakened from his dream, his hand supporting his head.

But his head slipped out of his hand, which was carrying it, and his head slammed into the table and hit his forehead. Getting up in a second, he held his forehead under his black hair, which had a red bump.

And tears were building up in his eyes. After a second, he sighed and stopped holding it, but there was still a red spot that was hidden behind his bangs. Lying his head on the table, he looked to his right to see an empty seat.

Sighing, he looked at the other side, and he furrowed his brows.

I hate being in the real world... It's just better if I'm in my delusions.

Kuro thought he then sighed and sat up. Looking at the clock, he saw that it was around 12:40. With furrowed brows, he took out a bento from his box and started eating.

Forget that I have to eat, and the break is almost over... Just three more hours and I'm out of here, maybe I'll even finish the mod.

Kuro then proceeded with his normal high school day,

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About a few hours later, Kuro was packing up his things and was about to get up, but before he could, he heard someone talking to him,

"Haiken-san, could you take over my cleaning duty?" A female voice said, and Kuro looked around to see a Gal with tan skin and blond hair.

Kuro looked at her with deadpan eyes and nodded. Yume smiled and turned around while saying, "Thank you, Haiken."

But then, after everyone was out and he was the only one in the classroom, he sighed and fell on the table, his left arm supporting him, and his right hand clutching his chest. His eyes were shaky knees were weak arms were heavy.

Man, I hate social interaction, I wish I were in a world where it was just my World... But I would also like spaghetti.

Kuro thought after a second, he calmed down, and he got to the closet, opening it, he took out the broom. And again, closed it.

After some time, he finished, and now he was closing the door and looking at his phone.

4:00

Nice, exactly four pm, man, I can't wait to get home and heat that spaghetti.

Smiling Kuro took out a cap from his bag and put it on, he closed his back, and got going. After some time, he stopped at a convenience store and took out his phone. He then got to his notes.

Soap

Toothpaste

Shampoo

Toothbrush

P.S. Kuro, don't be too extravagant this time, we still need to pay the rental bill.

Love Kuro.

Narrowing his eyes, he sighed, "I already know that." Kuro muttered under his breath.

He picked up the lowest cost of the things on the list, after getting some off-brand things he got out of the shop with a plastic bag, and in the garbage can, he took out the almost finished bento and took out the lost onigiri before throwing the bento.

He then started eating the Onigiri while walking home. And he finished it while he was in the middle of the street, while patting his stomach, he saw light illuminating the road, looking to his right, Kuro saw truck-kun.

And just then, he saw that the truck did not have him directly in the middle, and so by his survival instinct, he jumped forward and rolled.

With both his arms protecting his neck and head, with his whole body tucked in, and still holding the plastic bag, he got out of danger.

With the truck trying to do a hit and run, Kuro sprawled on the ground, breathing heavily and clutching his chest. After a few minutes, his heart rate was steady, and he got up.

What the Hell? That's the fourth time this week.

Kuro got up and he saw that his plastic bag was ripped, but the contents were not harmed. He picked them up and put them in his bag.

And then, just like nothing happened, he started going back home, but at a corner was a white truck peeking at him.

This guy looks weak, but he has the survival skills of a demigod. If I don't get this the next time, plane-Chan will take my place... But don't worry, because you are as good as you are now, you'll be a great isekai protagonist.

And within that alley, laughter was fading as truck-kun was backing up,

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What are Truck-Kun's intentions? Does Truck have a plan, and what will happen to Kuro, our delusional Programmer?

Does Truck-kun have a power-up? And is that power enough for Isekai Kuro?

Follow that in the next chapter of the delusional Programmer!.

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Hello Ozzy here, this was written a couple of days before I released it.

I hope you like it, and please let me know if you encounter any issues, such as grammatical mistakes or unfunny content. Or would you like me to add more things to the story? 

But this i the first chapter, and unlike my other story, I have more time to do this, and I promise I will finish having a poll first before I drop it, so I know if ya'll like it or not.