Time: 11:00 PM
Two guards stood at their post, half-awake outside the door to the Warden's office.
Guard 1 (grumbling):"Fuck this place, man. The Warden's a goddamn joke. Doesn't give two shits about anything."
Guard 2:"Swear to God, if one more rat runs past my boot, I'm quitting. Whole place smells like piss and bleach."
Guard 1:"Yeah, well, we got a new Warden coming next week. Supposed to be some ex-military hardass."
Guard 2:"Great. Just what we need — another dick with a clipboard and a superiority complex."
Meanwhile, crouched in the shadows, Adrian squinted from the corner of the yard.
"Alright, if my intel's right, that's the Warden's office. I get in, grab the blueprints, and bounce. Easy. Just don't die."
He watched the security cameras swivel, then flicked a coin across the hall. Clink!
Guard 1 (startled):"What the fuck was that?"
Guard 2:"Ugh, probably another rat orgy. You go."
Guard 1:"Fuck no. I went last time."
Guard 2:"Rock-paper-scissors?"
Guard 1 (sighs):"Screw it. Let's both go. Ain't like anyone's gonna break into the Warden's office in the next 30 seconds were you looking."
They both walked off.
Adrian (grinning):
"Bingo."
He sprinted to the door, activated Permeation, and slipped through the steel like a ghost. He landed silently on the other side, checking his clothes.
Seems like my clothes don't fall off.
Adrian: "Hell yeah! My gear didn't fall off! That's gotta be an evolution. No accidental naked missions!"
He looked around the dimly lit office — metal drawers, old coffee mugs, half-empty whiskey bottle.
"Alright, let's rob the hell out of this place."
Adrian rifled through folders, yanked open drawers, and kicked a vent cover loose. Inside, he found:
Master Keycard
Facility Blueprints
Wiring Layouts
An encrypted drive labeled 'Protocol Omega'
A stun baton labeled "Warden's toy"
Adrian: "Damn, you people really don't believe in safety, huh?"
He map and smirked.
"Nice — there's a hidden storage exit right behind this wall. Talk about convenience."
He phased out of the office clean and fast.
The Next Morning
Adrian (pulling Bobby aside):"Yo, Bobby. Got a sec?"
Bobby: "What's up?"
Adrian (leaning in):"I broke into the Warden's office last night."
Bobby (deadpan):"...You're fucking kidding me."
Adrian (grinning):"Nah, man. I got the blueprints. Like, all of it. Facility layout, camera wiring, even shutoff zones."
Bobby (blinking):"Holy shit."
Adrian: "And I might've stolen his stun baton."
Bobby: "You're a dumbass... but a useful one."
Training Yard — Later
Adrian (panting, bruised):"Bro, I asked for combat lessons, not a beatdown!"
Bobby (smirking):"This is the lesson. You wanna survive? Stop being a punk."
Adrian: "You could've at least explained the part where you'd body slam me!"
Bobby: "Dude, I grew up in the hood. We don't do explanations — we do ass- whoopings."
Adrian:" I thought you'd at least threaten me with a gun first."
Bobby: "Fuck off."
Adrian: "No thank you. I'm not into you like that."
Bobby (laughing):"Smartass."
He put Adrian in a playful headlock and gave him a noogie.
Bobby: "You keep talking shit, I'll beat the sarcasm out of you."
Adrian (laughing):"I'd like to see you try."
They both laughed, faces bruised but smiling wide.
Next Days Later
Bobby (staring at the plan):"This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard."
Adrian (serious):"It's perfect. I get thrown in solitary near Cell 13. That puts me close enough to talk to Cassie. No alarms. No eyes."
Bobby: "Dude… that cell has no bed. No toilet. Cold-ass metal floor. They feed you soup and a slice of bread like it's the fucking 1800s."
Adrian (grinning):"I can handle it. If I can't survive that, then my name's not Adrian Zenith Ujiro Kenpachi Lucky."
Bobby: "What the actual fuck was that name?"
Adrian: "I made it up. Still sounds badass though."
Bobby (facepalming):"You're gonna die."
Adrian (confident):"Not today."
Later That Day – The Cafeteria
Adrian sat with Bobby at their table, halfway through a shitty lunch tray of unseasoned meat sludge, when a loud-mouthed inmate walked by and shoulder-checked him hard.
Inmate: "Watch it, rookie."
Adrian didn't even blink. He smirked, looked at Bobby, and whispered:
Adrian: "Welp. Showtime."
Adrian stood up, cracked his neck, and yelled after the guy.
Adrian: "Hey, dickhead. You bump into me or did your ego swing too wide?"
Inmate (turning back):"You got a fucking problem, string bean?"
Adrian (grinning):"Yeah, I got a problem. Your face offends my soul."
The guy charged.
Adrian ducked, kicked out the dude's knee, then sucker-punched him in the gut. A wild fight broke out instantly. Trays flew. Someone screamed "fight!" as Adrian hurled a spoon like a throwing knife and beaned another guy in the eye.
Bobby (eating calmly):"You are such a little shit."
Adrian (mid-fight):"I'm committing to the bit!"
Guards came rushing in with batons and tasers. Adrian didn't resist.
Guard 1:"That's it! Solitary! Two days!"
Adrian (grinning as he's dragged off):"Make it three, baby! I like the peace and quiet!"
Guard 2:"Shut the fuck up!"
Adrian: "You shut the fuck up!"
He was slammed against the wall, cuffed, and hauled away — smiling the whole time.
Adrian look at bobby with the face
You know what to do