Zach started out to make his rounds around the Ranch, if he only knew what the day had in store for him.
Zach stopped off at the construction office to see Roy. When he walked in, Roy looked up from the desk and shook his head.
"Hey dude, what's up today? How's it going?" Roy asked.
"It was doing okay until this. Here, read the envelope." Zach took the envelope and opened it. It was addressed to supervisor construction. The information contained in this report is confidential. The employee contained herein must cease any and all construction off of any said ground. No scaffolding, no ladders, or other dangerous events shall be undertaken by this employee until said employee delivers. The employee who is of good health is approximately six weeks into gestation. Claims he has no knowledge of what or who did this to him. Claims never to have had sex as active or receptive partner. Test shows 100% positive pregnancy. Bred Genman.
