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Chapter 18 - Chapter 18 Senju Hashirama: Madara, I Have Colored Contacts Too

The entire shinobi world with any recognition was stunned again even the Akatsuki sat speechless. What on earth was this, Konoha high command?

Itachi Uchiha shook his head and sighed, Danzo Shimura was still as cowardly as ever. The other ordinary ninja were even more shaken, their worldview shattered. Before engaging in battle, they'd at least hold their ground, but Danzo Shimura looked up at someone and bolted.

So the question became, who did he see that made him react like that? The System asked the same, "Ah yes, that will be your next quiz question!"

System: "Question Two: Whom did Danzo Shimura see?"System: "Correct answer wins Mangekyō Sharingan Trial Card ×1 day, redeemable for 1,880,000 gold. Wrong answer, unknown penalty!"System: "This is a real‐time question, any name in chat counts as an answer please answer carefully!"

Ōnoki slapped the chat, "What the, again?"Tobirama Senju explained, "The pattern is obvious by now the reward item always relates to the answer or person involved. Whoever Danzo saw has a Mangekyō Sharingan."Madara Uchiha fell silent, wondering if Obito had been discovered.

Hashirama Senju offered, "Danzo Shimura must have seen Uchiha Sasuke, that three–tomoe brat."Sasuke Uchiha blinked, "Me?"Tobirama Senju snapped, "Brother, could you think before you speak?"

Even Itachi Uchiha was stunned he'd wondered if one day his future self would decide to kill Danzo… but when Hashirama named Sasuke, his pupils shrank. That was impossible!

Danzo scoffed, "That little brat? And I just ran away from him? Ridiculous!"Darui laughed, "Isn't he the neighbor of the sow who birthed eighty piglets?"Ōnoki chuckled, "Nice quip, Raikage."

System: "Evaluating Hashirama Senju's answer… Danzo Shimura saw: Uchiha Sasuke!"System: "Hashirama Senju answered correctly! Reward: Mangekyō Sharingan Trial Card ×1 day, redeemable for 1,880,000 gold!"

Tobirama Senju gaped, "That was it?"Danzo growled, "Damn it!"Sasuke stared, "Me… really?"Hashirama Senju beamed, "Heh, that was easy! Madara, look I've got colored contacts too now!"Madara Uchiha snarled, "Stop your nonsense!"Tobirama Senju muttered, "Brother, you didn't actually use the trial card, did you?"Hashirama Senju shrugged, "Of course I did, I've always wanted to try the Sharingan…"Tobirama Senju groaned, "Madara's right, disgusting!"Uchiha Izuna whispered, "What talent…"

Everyone was bewildered that was the Mangekyō Sharingan, worth a hundred million gold even for a one‐day trial card. Did he just use it? Isn't it meant to save your life? Damn, the God of Shinobi's thought process…

Hiruzen Sarutobi hid off camera, chuckling, "Danzo, you had it coming running from a little brat in a summit!"

Mei Terumi typed, "That quiz was the fastest answered yet."Darui declared, "I grant the Raikage's title of 'Rampaging Raikage' to Senju Hashirama!"Tobirama Senju sighed, "No thanks, I already have the title 'Clueless Raikage.'"Hashirama Senju glared, "Who's clueless? You're clueless, your whole family is clueless!"Tobirama Senju retorted, "Father, brother, sister‐in‐law, he's insulting you!"Hashirama Senju winced.

But Butsuma Senju, in spirit, grumbled, "Enough talk, teach him a lesson."Senju Mito chimed, "Brother, your words sting like salt…"Senju Itoku teased, "Brother, you're out of juice."Senju Madara rasped, "I wouldn't know, I never hated you like that."Senju Hashirama huffed, "For my sister's sake I'll forgive you… this time."

Mito Uzumaki winked, "Be kind, or it's the clothes‐scrubbing board for you."Tsunade chimed, "Have him kneel longer!"Hashirama Senju whimpered, "I… I was wrong happy now?"

On the screen, the young shinobi rose to action: Sarutobi's grandson as samurai host swiftly appeared, hand on Kusanagi sword, slicing the air.

Sasuke readied a Chidori–infused Kusanagi in each hand to block the strike. "Impressive."

Konohamaru Uzumaki shouted, "Sasuke, Danzo ran away!"

Sasuke dashed off, "Konohamaru, follow!"

But the Five Kage would not let Danzo slip away.

Mei Terumi spewed Lava Release at Sasuke, wiping molten rock from her lips. "You toyed with the Fourth Mizukage, ravaged the Mist's Akatsuki"

Sasuke's sharingan flared three‐tomoe, his resolve unshaken. "Stop your meddling!"

Mei Terumi smiled, "At least let me give you a scorching kiss~"

Uchiha Mikoto spat, "You perverted old witch! You flirting with my seventeen‐year‐old Sasuke?"Uchiha Fugaku stammered, "I… I don't know what to say."Mei Terumi coughed, "That's just something I say, I'm not actually interested in the kid."

Meanwhile Karin Uzumaki's glasses went milky white, "Kiss him!""Who do you think you are?" she yelled."I want his first kiss!"

Temari shrieked, "Seduction! From an old crone!"

Uchiha Mikoto fumed, "That's my future daughter‐in‐law? Karin? Insult her all you like!"Mei Terumi glared, "..."

On screen Sarutobi Kin Tsunade demanded, "Fourth Mizukage, if you won't join the fight, bow your head."

Mei Terumi sealed her hand signs and unleashed molten torrents toward Sasuke.

Sasuke hurriedly activated Susano'o to block the attack.

But Chiriku seized the moment, slamming Sasuke's Susano'o with a massive blow.

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