Everyone in the chat group stared at the massive screen in shock !Madara Uchiha ? The Madara just now had black hair why does he have white hair in this footage ? And that state… I've never seen it.And Minato Namikaze ? What's happened to him ? Both his hands are gone ? And why are his eyes jet black ?And the Kai-Emperor… it must be Might Guy, right ?
Tobirama Senju"Edo Tensei again ? Abusing my forbidden jutsu 'I developed' is Orochimaru behind this too ?"
Orochimaru"They both pulled it off perfectly, really proving that my forbidden jutsu use twice is entirely mine… I can't keep up this lie!"
Hashirama Senju"That can't be Orochimaru look, Minato stands opposite Madara!"
Tobirama Senju"…are you really my brother ? Someone swapped you? My brother can't be this clever!"
Hashirama Senju"Hey ! That's discrimination, an insult to my person… and distrust!"
Madara Uchiha"…are you really Senju Mito ?"
Mito Uzumaki"Honey, don't scare me ! Fine, I won't mind you going with Madara, but remember, most of the time you're still mine!"
Hashirama Senju"Really ?"
Madara Uchiha"You two act like you're sick in the head!"
Might Guy Jr."May I interject ?"
Might Guy"Son !"
Might Guy Jr."Go for it, Guy, for youth !"
Might Guy"Yes, Father !"
Kakashi Hatake"…."
Kakashi Sakumo"A father and son finally fired up, and you just send an ellipsis ? Rude much ?"
Kakashi Hatake"…Father, you…"
Kakashi Sakumo"What is it ? Got something to say ? Plenty of time later."
Video footage:
Madara wondered if Guy looked down on him when Guy sprang forward with impossible speed. A right hook and a left hook both missed him.
Guy Jr."Don't touch that black orb or staff !"
System"Question begins ! What are the true names of the black orb and staff in Minato's hands ?"A. Truth-Seeking Orb and Sage's CaneB. Rinnegan Orb and Sage's StaffC. Hermit Orb and Rinnegan StaffD. Hermit Orb and Sage's StaffE. Truth-Seeking Orb and Hermit StaffF. Rinnegan Orb and Hermit StaffG. Hermit Orb and Truth-Seeking Staff
System"Hint: none of the above are correct please await your punishment ."System"Correct answer wins Black Orb & Staff Trial Card ×1 day, redeemable for 666 666 666 gold. Wrong answer, penalty unknown ."System"Quick Answer starts now !"
The shinobi world went mad. Six hundred sixty million gold coins for a one-day trial card ?! If you didn't want it guessed, why give nine options ?! It's absurd !
Hashirama Senju and the others stared with wide eyes six hundred sixty million gold !Madara Uchiha raged, "WTF, system ! One Susanoo punch and I'll kill you !"Hashirama Senju howled, "Don't hold me back ! Susanoo, Toppling Buddha ! I swear I'll die fighting this system today !"Tobirama Senju"Brother, calm down do you know the real answer ?"Hashirama Senju"I don't… so what ?"Mito Uzumaki"…"Tobirama Senju"You don't know ? Then why get so worked up ?"Hashirama Senju"I was as hyped as Madara… then I"Tobirama Senju"Well, Sis, you handle it, I wash my hands of this !"Kushina Uzumaki"…my poor child !"
System"One minute remaining, answer quickly !"
Darui snapped, "Damn it ! You said none were correct name one !"Ōnoki chuckled, "Raikage, you crack me up 'banana spicy hotpot' ? What other words do you know ?"Mei Terumi"Not my style, but… I'd never tolerate this."Rasa"Exactly, Mizukage speaks true this is outright bullying. Give me an answer!"Tsunade Senju"Six hundred sixty millionwrong means death, right ?"Shikaku Nara"You're correct wrong means death. Mangekyō Sharingan trial costs a hundred million."
Danzo Shimura's eyes sparkled who could resist that reward ?
System"Time's up ! What a pity for the 660 million–gold item !"System"Now drawing random punishments !"
Every shinobi spat blood this "pity" stung!
System"Congratulations, Hokage World punishment drawn: 'Femmatize the World' for one day !"
Hashirama Senju"'Femmatize the World' ? That title… is actually kind of awesome !"Madara Uchiha"I have a bad feeling…"Tobirama Senju"You're right, I feel it too, strongly."Uchiha Izuna"Indeed, more stirring than postmortem rage."Ōnoki"Seriously ? Even the Kage fear this?"Darui"Ōnoki, don't tempt me !"
As everyone waited, every male shinobi suddenly felt strange changes. Their hands and feet slimmed, voices softened. Chests became heavier, garments loosened…Some men in the field realized their ancestral treasures… vanished.
A roar rose across the shinobi world. Men bled from their noses in steam rooms. Garments that once fit perfectly fell away. Rough voices became delicate. Chaos reigned ninjas clutching robes sprinted home, while pairs of "women" locked eyes in shock: Asuma Sarutobi and Kurenai Yuhi.
Orochimaru watched Kabuto's transformation, murmuring, "Thought is nation…"Yet Orochimaru remained unruffled. For him, gender was no obstacle he had mastered every form.
But over by Madara… it was a very different story…
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