I died
Seriously, I just died.
In a very pathethic way
I was just walking home from school when I heard a woman screaming.
Instead of running and calling the police, the idiot here decided to run and try to help.
And I saw a man attempting to rape a woman.
I arrived punching the man, and something I didn't know was that when you punch someone, you hurt yourself too.
So after a break, my hands hit the guy in the face. I quickly pulled the woman up, told her to run and call the cops, and she went
Yay! I just did the good deed of my lifetime; now just go to a hospital to check my hand.
Until I hear a groan and something clicking, and I turn around.
And see the man I kindly punched, cocking a gun in front of my face.
"Last words, kid." The man sneers.
My last words, the final thing I'm going to say in this world
"Damn, you look like this, or is this your face after I punched you, because man, you look fucking ugly."
This stuns him. If I'm going to die, the first thing I want to do is offend the person who killed me.
"Dude, you look like you ate your own vomit, then you took a shit and ate again."
"Dude, you look like Jason and Freddy Krueger's bastard son made after a hate fuc-." I would have finished, but I was unfortunately interrupted by a very rude bullet to the head.
And this brings me to my current prediction:
I am currently standing in front of my body in ghost form, seeing my body being investigated by the CSI.
Spoiler alert: it's not that interesting to see how they work.
The coroner looked at my body and said that I died of a bullet wound. If this man hadn't said that, nobody would have known how I died except for the bullet hole on my forehead and the gigantic hole in the back of my head.
One interesting fact is that when some get shot, the entrance is small, but the exit hole is really big.
For a mental image, imagine that some drill is in the back of my head and I decide to make smoothies out of my brain.
But good news! My murderer was arrested thanks to the witness, who was the woman that I saved, and thanks to the fact that I punched the man real bad, he was quickly recognized in a close seven-eleven trying to take some painkillers.
Ha, I really did a number on the fool.
Ok, so what now? Do I go to hell or heaven, or do I stay here, trapped in some type of limbo?
"Nope." A voice tells me, breaking my train of thought.
"Who said that?" I said I was confused at seeing that I was no longer in that alley and that now I was in a white room.
"Me!" I turn and see an old man with a very deep, long beard.
"Are you God?" I ask hesitantly.
"Oh, you catch up quickly; now sit down, please; we have a lot to discuss." God asks, The Original OG asks me
I sit across from him in the most comfortable chair that I have ever sat in.
Oh, my ass is in heaven.
"So you are dead." God says he's a little embarrassed, I think. I didn't know that God can get embarrassed.
"Yeah." I say while scratching my neck,Oh, my God, I am having the most uncomfortable talk with God.
"I am deeply Sorry about that. It wasn't supposed to happen; you were supposed to run and call the police and live a long life and all." God, did I just die for trying to be a hero?
Fuck
This just sounded like Isekai plot bullshit.
"But because you did something autrueistric and saved that woman, you will have the chance to spin the wheel of destiny." God says while summoning a motherfuckerhuge wheel with a lot of things written on
Fucking hello
I am in some Isekai plot bullshit.
I approach the wheel and read some of the things written on it, and the first thing I read is
1) Reincarnated in Warhammer 40k
Nope
HELL NO
NOOOO
2) Reincarnated in Pokémon
Not bad, but after 4chan, I can't look at a Gardevoir or Vaporeon the same way I used to.
3) Reincarnated in Dragon Ball
COOL
4) Reincarnated in the DC Universe
Nice but a little worrying
To much crisis and rebirths for my taste
but I am fan
5) Reincarnated in the Marvel Universe
NICE
Just nice. I like Marvel, but I am a DC fan.
I just like dark a bit more.
And many more universes
After I am done reading, I turn to face God, who is patiently waiting for me.
"So I'll just spin the wheel?" God nods
Ok, so here we go.
I spin The Wheel and pray to God, who is literary at my side and doesn't stop at Warhammer.
And it keeps spinning.
And spinning
Spinning
Spinning
A bit of a turnoff, honestly
After a while, it started to stop
I close my eyes and start to chant my prayer.
"Please, not Warhammer."
"Please, not Warhammer."
"Please, not Warhammer."
And click! I hear the wheel stop spinning.
Ok, time to face the music.
I open my eyes and see
4) Reincarnated in the DC Universe
Relief
Pure relief coursed through me.
I mean, it's not a completely safe universe, but everything is better than Warhammer.
I wouldn't touch that universe with 10 feet long stuck
"So it appears that you will go to the DC Universe; I personally believe you will like it, and I certainly did!" God says cheerfully, making a double take at him.
"That universe has the most funny representation of me, The Presence, and it is always amusing how the man thinks about how I look." God says while wearing an amused smile.
"Anyway, we are getting off topic; now that we have determined which universe you will go to, let's now see how you will go!" God says he's making me confused.
Seeing my confused face, God explains
"There are essentially three types of how a person can get into another's universe." God says it's making me even more interested.
"The first is dying when it is not your time like you, and they give a second chance to reborn in a random world."
"The second is being transmigrated after death into a person; basically, you just become a person in that universe with your original memories and that person's memories, creating a new personality by mixing the former two together."
"The third is that you are basically thrown into a universe at random with no explanation or help." God says it's making me gulp at the thought.
"That way is what most R.O.B.s like to do." God finalized after seeing that I had undo
R.O.B's means
Random Onipotent Bastard
Basically, a superpowered being decides to drag a normal person to a different universe for no particular reason, just because they are bored.
Bastards
many fanfictions about it
But always good ones.
It was my guilty pleasure to read them.
"Now back to the matter at hand." God says while waving his hands, St. The Wheel starts to chance
She becomes bigger and has more things written on her.
I approach the wheel again and start to read.
1) Reborn as Bruce Wayne
Cool, many mommy and daddy issues with this one.
2) Reborn or transmigrated as Darkseid
Fuck
Cool as hell, but I hate The New Gods bullshit.
Believe It Sucks
3) Reborn or transmigrated as Superman
Again Cool
A being with god-like powers
Not bad
"So spin, and let's see how you are going to go." God is stopping me from reading more.
I grabbed a part of the wheel and quietly whispered to her.
"Please be kind." Then I spin her
Watching her spin was one hell of a view.
A monumental and godly wheel that was deciding my future
And the wheel just stopped.
Just like that
My destiny was chosen.
I look at Wheel and read it out loud to exorcize my fears.
"Reborn or transmigrated as Dick Grayson." I let out a laugh of relief.
It could be better, but it could also be a way of worst
"So it appears that is being decided; there are only two things left to happen."
"You have to decide whether you want to be reborn as Dick, which means you were born Dick Grayson and grew up as him, or whether you can be transmigrated right now."
I think for a bit
I really don't want to go through a whole birth again and being honestly stuck in baby body shitting and peeing myself for two years isn't what I want to do.
Go through my teeth growing again
And Puberity
HELL NO
"I would want to transmigrate, please." I finally say it with a determined face.
"Then shall be done, but before you go, I have a gift for you." God says making excited
"I will allow three wishes with no drawbacks for you; choose wisely." God informs me
Ok, no panic.
No panic
I Got This
"For my first wish, I would like to have all the powers of Dante, Vergil, and Nero from the Devil May Cry series and Dante from The DMC Game." I ask, hoping that didn't overstep his good will.
"Wish accepted; next one please."
Thanks Go- he accepted
"For my second wish, I want to have all the Devil Arms from both game lines." I ask being specific, not wanting to be tricked and just getting the Devil Arms from only one Devil May Cry games.
"Wish accepted, and the final one, please." God replied with an amused smile in my direction.
"I want that Devil May Cry plot happens there as well but with me instead of Dante and Vergil."
Please don't be angry.
Please don't be angry.
Please don't be angry.
Please don't be angry.
"Wish accepted, your backstory will be that your father was Sparda, the legendary Dark Knight, a demon, and your mother was Eva, the Archeangel of Mercy."
"At first your father and mother were enemies, but after many battles they fell in love and got married. After they got married, Sparda decided to seal away the underworld from the normal world using his blood and sword, angering many demons and Eva, for having fallen in love with a demon and angering many angels."
"Then many centuries ago, they had you, their little miracle, their little Nephilim, but unfortunately, the news of your birth got to the ears of Mundos.
Who send a horde of demons, "Whoever killed Eva, Sparda was enraged and, in sorrow, realized that as long as Mundos lived, his son would never be safe, so he found a young couple who were trying for a family but failing, and he gave you to them, knowing that you would be happy."
"Then he cast a powerful binding and cloaking spell on you so that you would pass as a human. After that, he got to hell, where he killed his way through until he found Mundus, and the two fought to death. The battle ended with both dead, brother killed by brother."
"Then the couple who got you renamed you Richard Grayson, and the rest you know."
When God had finished, I felt something wet running down my checks and realized that was my fear.
"Damn. You really know how to create a take." I say chocked up a little bit.
"I know, kid. I know." He says he looks at me
"The transmigration process is already happening; it wouldn't take long now." God, then hug me.
"Thank you for this second chance." I thank him.
He just waved off
"Can you promise one thing, kid?"
"Anything!"
He looked at me in the eyes and
Said
"Find happiness in your next life."
Then my world went black.
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