I woke up, shocked and scared. In my dream, I was lesbian, and there was a horse. Not to mention the sheer size of my bazongers which were able to defy all sense and launch me 12 feet in the air. Simply horrible, utterly uninmaginable. How could I possibly be lesbian when this (i place my hand and head on my felix poster, intimately) hot fruit cake exists? Some say he is pretty like a woman, and on normal days i would agree, but memories of my dream haunt me and i cannot accept that a part of me could possibly like women.
I put on my outside clothes and go out to meet my friend at a cafe. We take cute instaglam pics of good food and talk shat with each other. Then, she pulls out her iphone 16 pro max and shows me a her new mobile game addiction. "Did you know?! There's this new game rn and it's all the rage these days!!" I stare at her blankly and ask, "how much dabloons have u squandered on this gayme?" She ignores my question and continues to speak, "you know those otome isekais you love to read??! Except this is like a game version of that. And you get to play as the "villainess" of the game, fated for death. Buuuuut you end up changing your fate for the better and win the favour of the various male leads." She stares into my dirt coloured eyeballs and pleads, "kissy bae can you get this game for me i can get a friend invitation gift if u join and use my code. Please huney bear 🙏🙏 ull get free shat too bae" i say "ok" and then we proceed to get the game on my phone 📱.
"Yes!! I got 5 hourglasses!" I turn to her with a curious expression and she notices, saying in response, "you got that too duttygal, the hourglasses help u retry a scenario u failed. This game can be pretty hard and as you progress throughout the game the difficulty ranges, so these hourglasses are really precious. Only use them when u have no other choice."