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Naruto: Nonsense

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Just some nonsense I cooked up
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Chapter 1 - Where is this?

"Bruh"

Was the only response I could muster looking at the Giant Nine-tailed fox obliterating the leaf village. This was definitely the Naruto World.

Now to use the famous Joestar Family Secret Technique, Run!!

Grabbing my cane, I ran as fast as my feeble old legs could carry me in the direction opposite to the demon fox. Which to be fair was pretty slow as I had the body of an old man with a hunched back who looked like he could probably live a few more months before croaking.

Since my running speed was that of a casual jog, I saw many figures flashing by over head. Ninjas. Which to be fair they weren't.

They were a mixture of martial artists and wizards, like have you ever heard a ninja scream their sneak attack before it happens, probably would have been the worst ninja in history, imagine the target's about to drink his tea in a quiet room and suddenly hears a shout from beneath the floorboards, "NINJA TECHNIQUE: POISON TEA". And the guy would probably put down the cup, call his guards and have him finished.

Case in points they are chakra battle mages or something of that sort. Most of them are glass canons as well.

I had plenty of time to think now as the Nine-tailed fox just vanished, probably Mina toes doing or Obi toes, I don't know, I don't remember that battle and frankly don't care about the child of destiny getting his best cheat at birth.

Then the guy has the nerve to talk about hard work. Bro had Uzumaki bloodline, Asura chakra, Ultra high plot armor and the sage of six paths ready to revive him with a pat on the back and had the nerve to talk about hard work. 

Sure sad childhood, ble ble ble. Now enough about the Nepo Baby, lets talk about me and why I'm here. You see, a long long time ago, when Liz was chilling with the dinos, well maybe not that long ago.

I was in my room, about to take a nap and literally just blinked and next thing I know, I'm some old guy in the streets of some weird looking village/town, took me ten minutes to figure out my immediate surroundings and still have no clue where I was, then boom, there pops a massive sign showing me exactly where and when I was.

Anyways, the old guy probably died before I took this body since I am starting to see the entire scenes of his life flash before my eyes. He probably died before watching this, so now here I am on front row seat on what I would consider a pretty average life.

Guy grew up wanting to be a ninja, didn't qualify, took over his dad's business as a small stall owner eventually upgraded to a small shop, gets rejected on his many confessions, lives alone for his entire life after that and just recently started pursuing the old lady across the street at the prime age of 64.

Nope, I am not going to continue watching some old people going to restaurants and long walks. I focus away from the scenes and look to the lower right of my vision where a question mark seems to be hovering.

That's right, yours truly has a system or whatever this is, I don't know. I haven't had the time to check it yet.

Now then, I focus on the question mark but nothing seemed happen. Well, guess it's touch screen, I clicked the ? symbol which then enlarged into a screen in the centre of my vision with some text on it along with the blinking continue box at the bottom. That's for later, lets read the text first:

"Congratulations, You have been randomly selected to transmigrate into the Naruto world. The starting player body was also selected randomly. Our TransmigrationFair.Inc is a true believer of randomness and so the next page shall choose the system that you'll be bound to according to fair odds, again good luck."

I genuinely wouldn't know how to feel about that. On one side I'm glad to be in an anime world on the other, I'm annoyed that I was just randomly chosen. Whatever happened to "You are the Chosen Hero, go defeat the Demon King" or "Please Great Knight help us defeat the Heretics".

I'm going to shelve that for later as a more exciting thing awaits me, Gambling!!

I clicked the continue button and realise that for all the fairness and what not, the system that this TransmigrationFair.Inc has are only ten, they were listed below the the glowing spinning wheel. These were bloodline, shop, skill, quest, inventory, levelling, Analysis, evolution, summon and world creation system. 

Well the last one seems a bit out of place considering the others, did they really mean it when they meant fair odds? Only one way to find out. Without further ado, I spin the wheel, and it keeps spinning and spinning and spinning.

I may have spun it too fast, either that or it just takes some time. While waiting for the system wheel to stop spinning, I go back into my shop to grab a bite while waiting for the system to load. It takes my third bowl of soup for the wheel to finally stop rotating. 

It slows down and the needle points at one, then slowly comes closer to the border of one and crosses it and finally stops at 10. I look down at the list to confirm the number and lo and behold the most OP system at least by name, the World Creation System. 

The wheel vanishes and a loading bar appears with some text below stating "Installing World Creation Sub-System Plugin" and according to the looks of it, it'll probably take some time. While that's happening, I go about cleaning the store and walk to the backroom a stair case leads to the living area upstairs, just a simple bedroom, bathroom and kitchen combo. Looking at the clean living area, I had to admit the old man kept a strict routine of cleaning daily. 

I'm going to sleep now, this'll be a week filled with hassles so might as well get an early rest.