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This fan-fic is about a character name Kazuma saturo from knosuba which is comedy anime and parody of isekai genre.kazuma it's main character instead of dying he gets summon in re:zero world instead of subaru natsuki.but unlike subaru, kazuma is hilarious, degenerate and hopeless neet yet now he will have to face events and obstacles which subaru would have faced and survive with his methods like he did in konosuba in re:zero verse.
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Chapter 1 - Am i a Hero?

A 16 year old neet named kazuma is playing game in his unclean dark room with trash all over which he never cleaned, unwashed clothes and everything unchecked, placed disorderly.

He never goes to school, is unemployed always play games and watches anime and lives on his parents money.

After completing the games, his eyes go to his phone and he notices the new game he wanted is now out for sale.

Seeing it he yawns and stands up,he takes some money and leave the house to buy the game.

After Opening the door and stepping outside he doesn't waste time and goes straight to bus stop to catch a bus.

On way from his house it's sorrounding is covered with greenery. Their are trees, bushes, farms and fields of farmers on the way from his house to bus stop.

Unfazed by any of it He walks to the bus stop and takes bus to city.

After while he comes back by the bus ith a carry bag and a game in it. His face unfazed

Under it a excitement to try the new game and watch the watchlist he made for himself.

While coming back he cross path with high school girl of same age as his going to school.

He looks at her and thinks (" she is cute") as he gives blushing smile,

("is she going to school?"),

("Well everyone is not good for nothing like me after all")

as he crosses path with her and thinks

("I should probably hurry and try this new rpg game"). He hears a loud sound HonK Honk

Thinking its truck he without hesitating turns around to push her thinking quickly ("is that what I am thinking it is?)(" With terrified look on his face.)

("I can't let a innocent girl like her die like that" ) resmincing her cute face he closes his eyes before turns around pushes with full force but ended smacking on ground.

"Ouch, what happened?" he opens his eyes confused, thinking where does the girl disappeared. He opens his eyes and astonished as he found himself in completely different place. in middle of medivial period like market with hustle bustle of humans and non-human.

He stands up scared thinking ("where the fu*k I am?".)

("What is this place?")

He looks around unable to believe what's infront of him,he sees non-human figure as if he has entered in anime or game. Half animal-half human beastmans,elfs and all kind of spicies co-existing with humans wearing strange clothing and in different period of time.

"am i in dream or am i actually?"

"Am I .....in another world?"

"Did i by any chance got teleported to this world?"

He thinks ("but how?, it happened in moment i couldn't even know ")

("The last thing I know is I was gonna get hit with a truck while protecting the girl")

("But I ended slamming on ground here does this means the girl died?")

("Or maybe i died in process to protect her and was teleported here?")

With alot in mind he gets completely perplexed thinking what could have happened and how did he ended up here.

But a sudden thought Cross his mind as he smirks he thinks (" it should be simple why would anyone even summon someone from another world to there world,I am.... probably chosen as hero here by gods of this world")

("Thats how it should be Cause that's how it is stories,anime and games")

("That means I am hero with some broken power who will save this world ")

He stands still froze on place as he another things comes to his mind.

("That means might have some skill or power").

he point his right infront and says"appear screen" but nothing happened.

"Look like I might said it wrong the phrase must be something different".

He continue saying "open screen"

He tries and continue trying every phrase he could but nothing appears or happens.

Tired and breathing little heavy he realize "wait maybe i should try it from my inside rather than screaming and wasting energy outside"

"Yeah that must be how it should be done"

He closes his eyes and calms himself

He says inside his mind concentrating"open screen"

But nothing happens.

He open his eyes disappointment on his face blabing to himself"what the hell?"

"Why is nothing appearing?"

"What does this even means?"

"Wait could it be? That i might not have a broken ability or skill"

"I might be physically strong despite my current state of body".

Kazuma starts to walk ahead but he notices people giving him strange look and some laughing in themselves.

"Why are they looking at me like that?"

"Are they laughing?"

"It must be due to my track suit i guess"

"It must be of strange fashion to them that's why they are giving those looks and laughing ".

he ignores them and goes in alley near a side of house.

He touch the wall and feels the sturdy and roughness of it and mumurs to himself in hesitation"let's test it,.....it should be it".

"This should be it or it will make no sense at all" says kazuma as he prepares his fist and hit the wall with all his strength.

"OUCH AHHH!!!" he screams seeing his broken fist.he hold his fist in pain completely dumbfounded he say"FUCK this shit","it hurts as hell".

"I am still same as before, nothing has changed "

A mysterious voice calls him from behind

"Hello there mister, can i have a moment with you please ".

Kazuma turns around holding his hurted hand to see who had called him.

He sees a mysterious beautiful white women with white hairs and black eyes, wearing a old fashioned white medium skirt dress with smile on her kind face his jaw drops as if he has seen a angel infront of him landed from heaven.

The lady continues "would you mind?" Controlling her laugh for some reason.

"Yeah.. sure" he reply blushing.

"I have lost something and I am trying to find it"

("Is this my chance,did i hit my popularity phase") Kazuma spacing out in himself smile.

"Hello, are you listening?"

"I am.. I am sorry didn't you said you lost something "

"Yeah and I am trying to find it"

"What are you finding?"

"I can't tell that,but it's something precious and important to me"

"Fine ask me what you want?"

"Did you saw child by any chance run away?"

"A child?, you lost your child? " He replies with unbelievable face As it hits his fantasy

"No no Not mine, I am her cause she stole the important thing from me"

He sigh with relief (" i haven't lost it yet")

Confused by his strange behaviour she still continues.

" So have you seen a child around 10 age"

"Sadly i didn't"

"It's fine thanks your time though, Now I will take my leave".

When she is about to leave, seeing her leave kazuma stops her "wait wait i have to ask you something too".

"What could be it?"

"Who are you? Can you tell me your name first"

"Uh sorry for my misbehaviour i forgot to introduce myself"

"I am satella"

"Cute name,I am satoru kazuma"

"Thanks but ,what do you want know kazuma "

"Could you tell me where am I?"

Stun by the question satella stands silent on the place.