Four years before the founding of konohagakure , the bustling capital of Fire Daimyo , a young woman named Nami lived peaceful life, married to a kind merchant and raising two energetic boys , she had no connection to the shinobi world ,_(┐「ε:)_
Until the day she regained her memories of past life .
One evening , while sorting through stray thoughts about Naruto world she now lived in ＿φ(￣ー￣ ). She idly scribbled on a scrap of paper : ( Hashirama and Madara love each other. They even kissed and did the deed.)
She (*_*) blinked at her own joke , chuckled, and muttered, " okay , jokes aside let's throw this away ." , she tore the page and tossed it into the trash outside , and went back to her peaceful civilian life.
Unknown to Nami , a shinobi from a minor clan had been hiding near her home, spying on a noble dealings. When he shifted positions the torn scrap of paper clung to his clothes. Later , while reviewing his findings, he discovered the note (O_O) His eyes widened
" Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara …. lovers?! This changes everything!"
Assuming it was a secret missive accidentally
discarded, he rushed to share the information
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘
Soon , wishpers spread like wildfire 🔥🔥🔥
When a word reached the senju compound Tobirama face twisted in horror
((((;ﾟДﾟ)))))))
" What kind of nonsense is this?!"
Hashirama meanwhile, turned bright red.
" W—Who would even —?! Madara and I—?! No ,no ,no!"
But some younger Senju shinobi exchanged glances. " You know… they did spend a lot of time together as kids .."
Tobirama eye twitched " Enough! This clearly enemy propaganda!"
In the uchiha stronghold, Madara nearly incinerated the messenger who dared repeat the rumor. " WHO DARES SPREAD SUCH FILTH?!"
.・゜・(ノД`)・゜・.
Izuna, torn between amusement and outrage, smirked "Brother, if you and Hashirama were secretly meeting for more than just riverbank chats—"
Madara sharingans spun violently " I WILL BURN EVERY ALLY OF THE SENJU TO ASH" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The rumor spread so far that even the Daimyo court giggled about it . Hashirama and Madara already struggling with their complicated friendship, now had to deal with their clans teasing them mercilessly.
Meanwhile, Nami remained blissfully unaware of the chaos she had accidentally unleashed— Until her husband haruki come home one day laughing 🤣
" Hey Nami , you won't believe the crazy rumor going around about those two shinobi leaders!"
Nami froze (ﾟωﾟ) "..Oh no" couldn't it be ?!
Somewhere, in the depths of forest, Hashirama and Madara met in secret— not for romance but to furiously compare notes on who could have possibly started this madness (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
And thus , four years before komogakure founding , the must ridiculous scandal of Warring States Era was born — all because a bored housewife threw away a joke 🤣
Thanks for reading 📖 it my first ever writing a fanfic or novel so please don't mind errors or such , yeah I am the author not translating nor I am from china.