"My Baby is so powerful, Director Lu's aura is heaven-defying; my Baby doesn't lose out at all."
"Yeah, Director Lu really has the presence of an Emperor, it feels like everyone else pales in comparison when they stand beside him, but Baby doesn't..."
"Not just that, I feel like when their eyes meet, it's so sweet..."
"Right, right, right, I have that feeling too, especially when they hug. I feel like I'm the one in love here, wow!"
"I must be crazy, otherwise how could I think that Director Lu and the goddess are wearing couple outfits, that's it, I need to go to the bathroom and eat three pounds of shit to clear my mind..."
"I'm gonna go take a piss and wash my face, see if I can sober up..."
"Then I'll go lick some Hong Kong feet to find something stimulating to calm down..."
"No joke, they actually do look alike, look at Director Lu's tie and the goddess's dress..."
"Holy shit!!! It really is!!!"
