As Evelyn left the room, Dapper jerked upright. His body trembled slightly, dread crawling up his spine. He had no idea what was going to happen next, but one thing was certain, he didn't want to spend another second in that infirmary.
He quickly stuffed his dick back into his pants, which now had a huge, gaping hole, along with his equally ruined underwear.
'What if she calls security on me because of that freaky transformation? This is insane!' Dapper panicked as he shoved on his shoes, grabbed his backpack, and sprinted out of the infirmary like a fugitive.
He spotted an empty hallway marked with an *EXIT* sign and power-walked through it. Taking a sharp right turn, he bumped into a masked security officer, but oddly, the man didn't even glance his way. Without slowing down, Dapper followed the exit signs until he finally burst out of the Awakening Tower and found himself standing in the open compound.
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Dapper walked along the sidewalk of the main road, one strap of his backpack slung over his shoulder. When he exited the Awakening Tower's territory, Fred was nowhere in sight, even though he promised to wait for him. With no choice, Dapper headed toward the nearest bus stop.
'I seriously need a phone like Yavo and Lice said. My predecessor was such a loser. And more importantly… what the hell just happened back there?' he thought, pausing at the stop. He took a breath and decided to check his system.
Gripping his SIA, he muttered, "My stats."
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[Baddie Distribution System]
> >[Host's Stats]:
Name: Dapper Freeman
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Mana: 45/100
Charm: 100
Agility: 65
Strength: 60
Stamina: 70
Life Points: 50
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[Skills:] <
[Spells:] 1
[Spell Grimoire:] <<(1) Ventus Modentus: A basic wind spell that can be used to raise girls' skirts.>>
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> >[System Stats]:
System Version: Level 1
Features: <
Note: More features will be unlocked as the system levels up.
[Would the host like to activate the Smart System? This decision is irreversible.]
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Dapper stared at the floating panel in front of him, his mind a whirlwind of disbelief. There were a million things he wanted to ask but one thing was clear; he got a perverted spell as a reward for screwing Evelyn.
"Y-Yes. Yes!" he exclaimed, but immediately felt embarrassed when a nearby woman grabbed her child and quickly backed away from him like he was some psycho. Dapper scratched his head awkwardly, remembering only he could see the system panel.
Suddenly, the text on the screen changed from white to bright green.
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[(°o°)]
[Hello, master. I am your system assistant. I am here to help. Ask me anything about the system.]
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Dapper blinked. His mind drifted to all the novels and webtoons he had read on Earth. What was once fiction was now his reality.
*Can you hear me telepathically?*
[Yes, master.]
*Alright then. First, I am giving you a name. You're Bay from now on.*
[Okay. My name is Bay now. Do you have any questions, master?]
*Yeah, what the fuck are Life Points?*
[Life Points are your core survival resource. Like oxygen. No Life Points = death. However, as a safety measure, if your LP drops below 10, the system enters Survival Mode and forcibly finds a way to generate points… even if you try to resist.]
*So… let me guess. I lose ten Life Points per day, right?*
[Yes, master. Ten points are deducted daily. LP can also be used for features like the System Shop but the shop is locked for now.]
*I knew it! And of course, my stats are trash. There are not even basic spells available. This system sucks!*
[You're not wrong, master. This setup is a design flaw. A glitch by the creator. But don't worry, there are methods to farm Life Points if you want to avoid Survival Mode.]
[This method is called the Life Points earning method.]
[You must creampie women and complete perverted missions. Doing so earns you LP. However, each woman resets after 24 hours, so you'll need new encounters regularly. And don't expect me to track, record or store the names of your girlfriends or wives. I'm not a Dating Sim. I'm here to serve you and maximize your benefits.]
Dapper blinked, speechless. This was either his worst nightmare or his dream come true.
*So basically… as long as I keep my LP up, I'm immortal?*
[ʘ‿ʘ Fufu~ You could jump into the road right now, master. But you'd end up as beautifully minced roadkill.]
*You could've just said no.*
Dapper sighed and closed the system panel, shoving his SIA into his pocket. He was now stuck with a glitchy, talkative system that could throw out jokes and sex missions.
Eventually, a bus pulled up to the stop, and Dapper climbed aboard without a word and no money in his pocket.
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