David Star was a broken man.

Divorced, drunk, and miserable, he spent the last five years of his life writing a chaotic fanfic where the female protagonist escaped a tragic fate in her original franchise and gained friends from other worlds to live a happy life full of adventure.

But before he could finish it, he was killed in a random drive-by shooting at the age of thirty.

Then he opened his eyes… in his own story he remembers nothing about.

Now he has a second chance.

The heroines of countless franchises, girls who were never meant to meet, are here. 

Their stories are different and somehow, they're crossing paths with him.

Armed with the Chaotic God's Harem System, David gains strength through seduction, passion, and connection. 

To survive and thrive in this world, he’ll have to do what he couldn’t before: live boldly, selfishly, and make every woman who enters his life want to stay.

A black-haired time traveler clings to him like he's her lifeline.

A cheerful blonde gyaru with a love for cosplay looks at him like he’s her entire world.

More girls appear, each with a story, each with scars, and each one drawn to something in him.

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Author's Note:

Hope that AI-generated synopsis was bearable. I hate reading AI-generated words, but I'm not the best at summarizing things and would likely end up writing an entire chapter's worth of words for it.

The cover for this was also AI-generated and I couldn't get it right so what's uploaded is as close as possible, though David doesn't look like what's shown on the cover. :/

This is my first time writing, and honestly? I don’t know if it’s good. 

But! It’s therapeutic, and I hope someone out there enjoys it.

The story doesn’t take itself seriously most of the time. Some chapters are total fourth-wall breaks just to explain stuff without bogging down the plot.

Anyway, the story starts off a little dark and slow, but that fades pretty quickly. Once things get going, it becomes full-on smutty harem fanfic trash--and I say that with love.

Expect mechanics inspired by 'Dimensional Group Chat' and 'Inner Voice' novels. Expect crossover madness. Expect a horny bastard building a multiversal empire.

- No yuri in the harem  
- No NTR for David in his new world
- No mercy if he’s out of patience  
- He doesn’t like killing women, but he will if he has to  
- He will steal your girl (yes, Netori)

David gets strong fast, and yeah, it’s kinda broken. But that’s the point. He suffered enough in his old life. Now it’s his turn to win.

If you think this is trash… you’re probably right. But maybe you’ll enjoy the dumpster fire with me.

Just as a warning, I have a neurological condition that makes me fall asleep whenever I do anything stimulating (like writing or revising chapters) so while I will try to upload chapters as much as I can, I can't promise any specific schedule because my ass gets put to sleep quite often.

This chapter is just a bit of a "just-so-you-know".


Yesterday when I was working on the latest chapter, the propane tanks in the shed next to our house decided to get angry and explode.


I lost my computer, laptop, network storage, and my phone. So... Yeah, I now have zero notes on the story and have to recreate it all.


It'll take some time and hopefully my memory is good enough to remember the important plot points I had planned, but I ask for your patience as I try to start from scratch.


I'm living in a hotel right now (thanks, Red Cross) and using a donated Chromebook to write so hopefully it won't take too long before I can get this story back on track.


Ugh, one minute I'm preparing for the Tomoe and Mio sex scene, then the next minute I'm bailing out from a house fire... Sucks to suck, but such is life.


Anyway, this story is NOT being dropped whatsoever, I just have to spend some time remembering and recreating my notes.


Chapter 33 - Author's Note