Paul went into work at the warehouse a little bit early, hoping that nobody would notice his new pants two sizes larger. He couldn't believe he'd already gained 4 inches in his waistline. Williams' baby was growing fast and from all indications it was going to be big.
Paul got some paperwork together, rearranged a few things on the workspace, and moved the chair down a little bit in height so that his abdomen wouldn't hit it so easily. He was getting ready when the crew started to come in. He heard them behind him and didn't bother to turn around to give them the rundown for the day. He was talking and noticed that nobody was really paying attention to his daily rundown.
Charlie was the first one to say anything. "So when are you going to tell us, Paul, about your trip to the delivery room?"
"Tell you what, Charlie? What the hell is going on? Why in the hell is everyone looking at me with a stupid look on their face?"