"End this chap—and now a new chapter appears... Shit, system, can I resummon?" Noysd asked the system.
{Can't, user... Resummoning isn't gonna help you run away... Summoning the summon in... 1... 2... 3...} the system counted down.
"Noooooooo!" Noysd shouted, dropping to his knees and crying.
{Kidding, user... You can resummon,} the system said as the countdown disappeared.
"Huh?... Wait... since when did you get a personality?" Noysd snapped out of it and questioned the system.
{Because the author wanted a system that talks back to the user,} the system responded.
"Really... that fat guy wants to make a system like that, huh!" Noysd rolled his eyes.
(In my room,somewhere)
Achoooooo!....
Man someone is talking about me...oh well early javier edit the book
"Gordo, todavía estoy editando un poco aquí," Javier shouted while eating his butter chicken and fixing some of my chapters.
fine back to noysd i guess
(Back to Noysd)
"Let me guess, he's gonna make you like GLaDOS, right?" Noysd said while walking outside his house, completely forgetting about the summon.
{Don't worry, user... He doesn't have the ability to write sarcastic or roast-heavy dialogue,} the system said.
"Huh... No wonder my lines aren't funny... not surprising. Anyway, where were we again?" Noysd asked.
{About your summon, user,} the system replied.
"Ah right! I changed it, right?" Noysd asked excitedly.
{You can't change the summon, user,} the system responded.
"What!? You said I can resummon!" Noysd shouted.
{User... there's a difference between resummon and change... You can only summon a new one, not change the previous,} the system explained.
"...Sigh, fine... Resummon, system," Noysd gave up.
"You're kidding, right? System? System?? You're kidding, right?" Noysd asked as he dropped to his knees.
{Nope,} the system replied.
"Sigh... I really can't run away, huh? Fine, take my summoning out," Noysd said as he stood up and brushed the dust off.
{User, before I take her out... you should check her status,} the system said.
"Oh right! I forgot about that. System, open summon status," Noysd said as a gray window appeared in front of him.
Name: Loriana Walker
Age: 30,988
Race: Divine Being (50%) / Noble Devil (50%)
Yandere Type and Threat: Not sexually (yet). Will lock you up.
"System, why can't I see her other information?" Noysd asked, scratching the back of his head.
{Because I can only give so much information... and I'm not really the one in control...} the system replied.
"Okay... anyway, how many yandere types and threats are there?" Noysd asked while scanning Loriana's status.
{Approximately... 30 types and 60 threats... maybe. I'm still learning about this yandere thing...} the system answered.
"What? You're still learning about yanderes?" Noysd asked, shocked.
{No shit, Sherlock... I was just given a personality, so I had to restart and delete some files just to fit this personality file,} the system responded.
"That didn't even execute properly! And what!? How much storage did it take!?" Noysd said, jaw comically dropped.
[Lam yuelimni khaliqi shyyan] the system said.
"Hey now, don't change languages! And your creator is an idiot," Noysd said, pointing at the status window.
[Fragen Sie den Autor, er war sowieso derjenige, der meinem Schöpfer die Idee gegeben hat]
"Hey! Change it back to English! I know some of the readers are Muslim, German... and Jewish too, I guess," Noysd whispered the last part.
[Nagetiu] the system replied.
"Fuck... fine, maybe later we'll check how much storage it actually takes. Anyway, summoning—wait, can I do a summoning call like Sung Jin-Woo?" Noysd asked.
{Cannot, user.}
"Tch... I wanted to say Arise..." Noysd muttered, raising his hand.
"Fine by me. I summon yo—wait, this isn't FGO... Ahem... Summon: Loriana," Noysd declared as a violent gust of wind tore through the area.
Particles of mana, nature, and raw elemental energy gathered into one place, forming a humanoid figure. A bright flashbang erupted, blinding both Noysd and the system.
(An hour later)
"System... why did that take so long to form her body..." Noysd asked weakly, rubbing his eyes.
{Don't know, user... but how the hell did that flash affect me too?!} the system asked.
"Good question... because I installed a temporary virus inside you," the woman—naked as the day she was born—said while grabbing Noysd by the collar.
"Who are you?" the woman asked.
The woman in question was Loriana.
Loriana Walker had a fit and curvy body, with black hair reaching her knees. Her bangs nearly covered one of her green eyes. She had black pupils... and absolutely nothing on. Quite a forest down there too.
"It's me, Mom," Noysd said, still rubbing his eyes.
"Hmm... I've met quite a lot of people like you. You smell like the original, sound like the original, but... there's always one thing you people never get right," Loriana said with sharp eyes.
"What?" Noysd asked, still rubbing his eyes.
"Who was the one beating you after your father passed away in 2011 april 23?" Loriana asked, stepping closer.
"..."
"Hmm? Who was it?" she repeated roughly.
"...You..." Noysd finally said, pointing at her.
Loriana smiled and gave Noysd a long French kiss while grabbing his ass.
After 8 minutes, she pulled away.
"Gasp... Correct, honey....
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Whew talking to an early javier is not easy.....anywho i wasn't planning to update a chapter but i was bored so two chapter gonna get update byeeeeeeeeeeee
To be continued