Early in the morning...
As the sun rose, birds chirped, roosters screamed their feathery lungs out, and animals everywhere started waking up—except for nocturnal ones. They were snoring through the chaos like the champions of sleep they are. Birds flew in circles, making noise like they were auditioning for America's Got Talent: Avian Edition.
In one particular house, a very different kind of noise was being made...
"KRAGH! WHY DID I PUT BEANS IN MY BREAD?! KRAGH! OUCH! ARGH! KYAAAAAAAAAA! MY BUTT! IT'S BURNING!!"
screamed Noysd as his house dramatically caught on fire, because of course it did.
It looked like Satan's own Taco Tuesday had taken place in there.
(3 hours later...)
Noysd stood proudly in front of a brand-new house, sweat dripping from his forehead, smoke still puffing out of his rear like a broken exhaust pipe.
"Man… I finally rebuilt the house. Sigh... For those of you eating beans out there... a tip: Don't eat them with Carolina Reapers. That's it. That's the advice. Take it or suffer like I did…"
He waddled inside, holding his butt like he was protecting a national treasure.
"Anyway… System, open gacha menu. I want to create a harem now... Wait—what chapter is this again? Oh right. Chapter 22. Crap. Don't care. OPEN THE MENU."
A shiny blue translucent screen appeared in front of him, twinkling like it was trying too hard.
[Notifications (80)<
Gacha<]
"Huh… interesting. Didn't think the system would still be handing out quests after I left that cursed universe… Open the notifications!"
He tapped the screen.
Immediately, he was violently assaulted by a flood of completed missions.
[To see completed missions, click 'Menu' > 'Quests']
Rewards:
69 Rolls
911 Gold
1945 Silver
10,000 Bronze
200 Bread
600 Human Corpses (???)
Every Game
Random Vintage Item
Ultraman Bra & Panties (Limited Edition!)
Pokémon Human Changer
Cantin
Spoon
Piano (That's about to hit you)
Punny Puns™
RWBY World Ticket
Evangelion World Ticket
Berserk World Ticket
Re:Zero World Ticket
All Gore & Snuff Hentai Knowledge™
MILF Hentai Encyclopedia
A Key
A Door
A Gate
Another Key
A School Building
That's all. Have a weird day!]**
"Hmm... Wow. That's... quite a list. A little small, but sure. I guess."
Smoke still puffing from his pants, he shrugged.
"System, open the gacha this time."
The screen switched to a new layout:
[YANDERE GACHA MENU]
YANDERE LOLI
YANDERE MILF
YANDERE ANIME GIRL CHARACTERS
YANDERE ITEMS
YANDERE BANNERS
Artoria
Asuka Langley
Random
ROLLS: 69
FREE ROLLS: 20
"Well... I can't exactly run away now, can I?" he said, cracking his knuckles.
"Let's see… Loli? Yeah, no, that's a jail speedrun. Anime girls? That might bring out some reality-warping demon waifu... MILF or banner... hmm…"
He stroked his chin dramatically.
"Artoria and Asuka are tempting... but MILF it is."
He tapped the YANDERE MILF button.
[NOTE: When summoning, the system will implant fake memories to make them yandere for the user.
WARNING: We do NOT take responsibility for how extreme they may become.
Have fun!]
[Do you wish to continue? Y/N]
"Yeah... that's going to be a problem... but who am I kidding, let's GO."
He pressed "Yes" with a smirk that only someone with no survival instinct would have.
[YANDERE MILFS]
ROLL = 1 (Requires 10 Rolls)
ROLL = 10 (Requires 100 Rolls)
"Isn't that kinda expensive, System?" he asked, suspicious.
"...Seriously?"
"…Fine. Just roll one time…"
He clicked the summon.
<- LORIANA WALKER ->
"shit...END THIS CHAPTER NOW!!....
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well tomorrow no new update so.....enjoy?
To be continued