Ian came to class today.
Much of the reason was that he wanted to find a backup plan here. Yes, Ian had already remembered who this boy was whom he had met in the cafeteria before last night.
Sam Winchester.
He is a character that can be compared to Homelander and Hannibal.
The source should be an old American TV series called "Supernatural". The story of around 15 seasons can be easily summarized. Sam and his brother Dean first caught ghosts together. After encountering demons, they started to chop demons, then chopped angels. After chopping angels, they felt unsatisfied and finally chopped God.
Perhaps the two brothers in this world are not so fierce, but Ian feels that the other family must have the knowledge he needs, the ultimate answer on how to solve the problem of his old father's death from the source.
"I suggest you take some cold medicine if you have a fever." Sam came back to his senses from his shock and looked at Ian with a strange look as if he was a madman.
This overly young little Winchester obviously hasn't grown up enough courage to chop off God yet.
"I'm really asking for help."
Ian looked at a girl who was chatting and laughing with her friends not far away, "If you help me find the method I want, I will tell you how to get what you want."
He had made preparations before coming here.
A true top student never takes an exam without preparation.
"I... I don't know what you're talking about." Sam's eyes suddenly avoided, and his face instantly turned red to his ears. This was definitely the true expression of a teenager whose blushing was better than confession.
"You are so smart, you must know what I am talking about, and... you should also know what I can do." Ian wanted to learn from the big guys in TV dramas and use the carrot and stick negotiation tactics.
However, the glass he was shaking was filled with Coca-Cola instead of whiskey, and there were still a few traces of sweet and sour tomato sauce at the corners of his smiling mouth. He really didn't have the aura of a big boss.
Still, Sam was not very old, but he was indeed shocked.
"You! You can't do that!" He slammed the table anxiously, his eyes seemed to be angry, his knuckles were pinched until they turned white, but he looked a little flustered.
"Why can't I? This is free America." Ian raised his head. What he meant to say was that he also had the right to pursue the girl Sam liked.
However.
"My father is a man! You can't sue him for molesting you! The police won't believe you!" Sam's train of thought was obviously more abnormal than Ian's.
"…"
Ian was stunned by the other party's imagination.
After a long time.
"It's not impossible. I can give it a try." Ian liked the "suggestion" given by the other party. He felt that he was not really suitable to be a villain who threatened others.
"Damn it! You're so mean!"
Sam became more panicked after hearing this. He was defeated by his own advice. "I'll go back and help you check it out! Don't involve my family in this!"
"They are innocent!" No one knew why Sam reacted so strongly. He left angrily, leaving Ian sitting there alone, feeling that the development of the situation was completely beyond his expectations.
"Gu~"
Ian took a sip of his Coke.
He finally understood why Sam couldn't get the girl he liked.
"We are all family members, why are we so anxious to hurt and love each other... He is so aggressive, he must see a psychiatrist too." Ian, shaking his Coke cup, lowered his head and took a bite of tomato tenderloin.
He uttered a heartfelt sigh.
At the same time, he forked the untouched chicken leg from Sam's abandoned plate onto his own plate.
Food is innocent.
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The afternoon class was as boring as usual. The teacher was lecturing while Ian lay on the table with his head tilted, touching the pendant Madison gave him while staring at her.
"What are you doing?"
Madison felt uncomfortable being stared at, so she blocked Ian's eyes with her textbook.
"You don't really want to date me, do you?" Madison asked suspiciously. She felt that Ian was really weird today, weirder than usual.
"You don't make tens of millions every year, have a 36D, are sincere to me, and you can't even buy me a Lamborghini, so why do you think I want to date you?" Ian's tone was very confused. He was indeed a little angry after being interrupted from leveling up, but now he is emotionally stable after having eaten and drunk enough.
"????"
Madison was still stunned after hearing this. Seeing that Ian didn't seem to be joking, she was silent for a moment, with a strange expression on her face, and gave Ian a thumbs-up of admiration from the bottom of her heart.
It turns out that once men become shameless, women really have no chance of survival.
"Can we be normal? Why are you staring at me?" Madison sighed helplessly. She felt like a rookie in front of Ian.
"I was just wondering if you were a superhero awakening, and I was an ordinary NPC in your origin story who was forced to suffer heavy losses."
Ian stared at his personal panel with emotion.
Indeed, when she went out, you can meet the dissolute Lucifer, and on the way back, you can buy a mysterious pendant at a street stall. These plots don't seem like things that normal people can encounter.
"Green Wave Girl, no, Magical Nanny... Damn, I clearly have a talent for writing!" Ian wanted to give Madison a title, but found that he could not think of any good name.
Touching someone can cure all diseases. Should she be called "touch girl"? "Self-touching girl"? For almost the entire class, Ian felt tired because his talent could not truly blossom. Facing Ian's harassment, Madison remained silent for a whole morning, and Ian also spent a whole morning trying to figure out Madison's situation.
"First of all, I don't have any superpowers. Secondly, my dream is to become a star in Hollywood, not to fly in the sky in spandex - in your fantasy story, I can fly like Superman, right?" Madison denied Ian's guess while showing her inexplicable competitive spirit.
"Being a star and being a superhero are not contradictory. What a coincidence! My dream is to become a big capitalist and open a company in the future where I can command superheroes to do good deeds and make money for me through films and media."
"Come work at my company, you can be a star and a hero...it's a win-win-win situation for both of us." Ian was just talking nonsense, but he was actually just thinking about whether to make a comic book of "The Boys". After returning from the nightmare world, Ian has been thinking about how to activate the dormant profession brought by Homelander.
"Starting a company that employs superheroes?" It was hard for Madison to imagine what kind of niche dream this was, but she had to admit that this was really the way a capitalist should think.
"Also, why is it a win-win-win situation?"
Madison was also intrigued.
"Of course it's because you win once and I win twice, which makes it a win-win-win situation." Ian's answer was impeccable, and his self-righteousness silenced Madison again.
"Oh, by the way, how about your title being Wonder Woman?" Ian started to stand up again and tried to come up with a name for Madison, but all he got in return was Madison's faint response.
"You are plagiarizing so blatantly, have you asked Wonder Woman for her consent?" It can only be said that Madison may have been misled and even started to consider the issue of infringement or not.
"Is it not possible to ask?"
"That's hilarious! If you knew Wonder Woman, then I'd be friends with Superman!"
"Uh, this is really not allowed."
Two people were whispering and having a heated discussion.
Because the sound was relatively small and did not affect other students, the teacher pretended not to see it as usual, and just when the bell for the end of the get-out-of-class period was about to ring.
"Ding~"
The bell just rang.
Suddenly everything stopped.
Ian noticed that everything around him seemed to be frozen again as it was last night, including his classmates. The world before him began to fade away like it had been splashed with makeup remover.
Feeling all this, Ian was not surprised, but secretly relieved.
The Metropolis Gambling God showed his power this time, allowing him to successfully verify another thing from the strange things that happened last night.
If he is not in a hurry.
There are always people who are more anxious than him.
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